Here We Go With Josh Rosenberg

Josh's old friend Tim Hardaway makes a cameo in this very special episode. Josh is now 40, so much more mature and ready to prove it! So, jump into this world of delightful audio treats, including rants about devious licks, Honus Wagner, sports cards, prolific authors, Tiffany and malls, rides that take quarters, various pronunciations of words, and yes, thaaat Tim Hardaway. Just stream it already and then drop a nice rating/review on iTunes. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Shoulder hair removal by Nads (as you know)

Josh turned 40 today. And oh yeah, he used to have shoulder hair. Used to. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Headache artfully crafted by daughters

Josh sounds a little scared in this episode, but the topic of fear is worth exploring. So get ready to explore some frightening things like bear attacks, rattlesnake bites, Covid work emails, sharks, sleeplessness, snoring, robot teachers, home invasions, chubby babies, and greasy hands at restaurants. Folks, it's time to find those micro sources of joy and embrace'em. Now, inhale through the nose to the count of 4. Focus on that moment before it becomes an exhale. Aaaaaand, out through the mouth to the count of 6. You did it? You feel better? Ahhh, yes, exactly. Highly meditative, highly stimulated, and highly rejuvenated. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a friendly rating/review on iTunes if y'getta chance. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Aztecs by 7 on Saturday vs. Arizona (c'mon now! 1.5 pt underdogs? N'thanks.)

Okay, likely wayyyyyyyy too much swearing in this one. Apologies. But, if you battle through, Josh attempts to capture the big topics of the day including wildfires (Caldor and Lucas Valley), reporters in the field, Noah's Ark and its actual origin, Don Williams and his love songs, Action Jackson and other 80s videos, and other podcasts. But, forget those other ones for a moment and jump into this one. You are beautiful and you matter. You also can leave a sweet rating/review on iTunes if you feel compelled. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Meditation by Peter Coyote

Josh is back from a straight blur and almost poised enough to discuss human resilience, teachers' fashion concerns, Craigslist mysteries, The White Lotus, Dave, caterpillars, the "woke" generation, and plastic-covered sofas. Dust it off, shake off the rust, and get back in the saddle. Giddy up, good folks, it's time to stream this bad boy. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Forehead wrinkles by constant furrowed brow

Episode 151, as flammable and unpredictable as Bacardi 151 in some ways. Those ways will be revealed right here with content about cancelling Disney princesses, freestyle rap, podiums, old folks on Facebook, snakes on Nextdoor, students becoming famous (Arden Jones!), and the debut of the new hit segment Jack (Kornfield) and Steve (Wright). It's about to get weird, so take a breath and enjoy this audio experience. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Stains by baby spit up (among other things)

It's that time again, folks! Time to explore the evolution of the Olympics, time to focus on South Korean television and their approach to the opening ceremony in Tokyo, time to examine the in-flight experience on old-school and new-school airplanes, time to attempt a Barack Obama impression, time to dissect the emotional impact of old photos, and time to declutter the mind, body, and soul. That last part isn't really discussed on the podcast, but it seemed like a great way to end that run-on sentence. Stream away and drop a nice rating/review on iTunes if y'can. You are loved. It's true, simply by listening to this, you are loved. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Turkey bacon by hunting and packaging and adding artificial flavors

Ohhh this puppy is ready to roll into your ears with some gusto! That's right, GUS-TOHHH! So get ready to hunker down for some Oscar Mayer-grade bologna covering tooth extractions, oral surgeons, enunciation, David Gray's mumbles, autopilot mode for the brain (DMN), dreams capturing the final part of the day, news creeping into REM, recording our lives with our eyes and Black Mirror. That's a straight variety pack, folks! Like the old Lays chips variety pack featuring original potato, sour cream & onion, BBQ, and salt and vinegar. You know which one was the best. You know. And I know you're the best...for listening to this nonsense and even taking the time to enter a quick rating on iTunes (5 stars!? begging is an ugly look, so this is just a subtle nudge). Now stream it! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Puffy cheeks by forgetting to ice'em

Folks, this one is mainly about throw pillows and if that doesn't appeal to you, please do not listen. Or wait, if you feel like there might be some other topics to capture your attention, then it's time for you to evaluate how you feel about classroom furniture, Dolly Parton, new pets, babies, old country legends, Zen Buddhism, Peter Coyote, and Tevin Campbell. You back in? If any of those are in your wheelhouse, then stream this bad boy and enjoy your day. Keep it real, keep it happy, and keep it real again. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a nice rating on iTunes if you find time. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Tooth extraction by Dr. Yang in Greenbrae next week

Join Josh on this epic journey through extroversion and introversion, Questlove and the Roots, Mountain Lions and horror fantasies, Sly and the Family Stone, radio and hitting the posts, hip hop concerts and hope, Summer of Soul and moon landings, and introspection. Yes, ultimately lots of introspection. Buckle up and stream away. Peace, good folks. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Organic groceries by Trader Joes, a wonderland of delight

A truly delirious episode has arrived, fully stocked with rants on bears, cauliflower, smokers, seltzer, sleep deprivation, exercise balls, American Tail, Gift of Gab (RIP), and records. This one gets weird and gives you permission to get weird along the way. Let's share something special and aspire for a beautiful state of nirvana in the near future. Spread joy, good folks. Spread it like lox spread on a bialy. What's a bialy? Google it, then bake it, and then enjoy. Just drizzle some olive oil and sprinkle some sea salt (like everything). Okay, farewell. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Stingy eyes from chlorine (no goggles, bruhhh)

A new member of the family has arrived as Remi Hazel Rosenberg is here and ready for action! Tune in for the story of her entrance into the world and stay for the refreshments afterwards. Much love, good folks. Much love. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo Art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Nursing by Boobies (sorry)

Ohhh, this one is a bit of a grab bag. So reach into that big bag of topics and grab some Huey Lewis, some therapy, some Big 5, some grass vs. turf, some Neil deGrasse Tyson, some vaccine protesting nonsense, some farmer's market, and some idealizations. Once you've grabbed all of that outta this episode, you can go on with your day. Your mind might feel a little different, but that's kinda the point. Keep expanding! Folks, you are appreciated. Drop a nice rating on iTunes and enjoy the sunshine. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Contractions by my wife (in the latent phase)

Josh is dialed in for a very special episode about that weird Philly accent, those weird Covid-19 excuses, the weird powers of meditation, and onions. This one includes a little Sam Harris, a little Mare of Easttown, a little honesty about panic and anxiety, and a little song. So, slip-slide-away into a hot hot hot episode. 1-4-3, I love you. Peace m'peeps. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a nice rating on iTunes if you get a chance. Enjoy the wow that's happening now, as Daniel Tiger's mom says in a YouTube clip that my daughter likes and now I guess I like it too. Kinda. I mean, it's not Mr. Rodgers, but it's close. Logo art by Brandon Lai (Happy 40th) Music by Micah Julius (Halloween birthday) Eggs by my neighbor's chickens (they have some, they taste good)

Grab that sparkling water, find some sunshine, kick back, and dive into episode 142. This one goes into kayaking, grading, Tweeting, and misjudging. As in nightmarish kayaking, senseless grading, dangerous tweeting, and an enlightening story by NFL writer Jim Trotter. There's a lot of almost interesting stuff in here that might just trail off into some verbal daydreaming, but that's because this one was recorded in bed. So, real dreaming was included as well. Stay healthy good folks. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a nice rating on iTunes if you find a sliver of time. Peace. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Today's birthday by Shanee, the sweet wife (You're loved!)

Josh jumps right into birthdays, pandemic winding down, academic dishonesty and cheating, global warming as the reason for everything, wildlife invading the suburbs (yes more than ever), yoga converting people, birds on baseball fields, and much-needed sports documentaries. This one is fine. It's fine. It's not sweeps week, so lower those expectations y'greedy baysterds! Kidding, you're loved and cherished on this damn podcast. Thanks for tuning in. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Body hair removal by Nads cream

Josh is about to break down the things you need and the things you don't and it turns out you don't need so many things. It turns out your garage is full of useless items and your walls are covered in nonsense. It also turns out that historians are doing a lot of guessing in these documentaries, but at least they have regal accents. It also turns out that tattoos are invading all of our bodies with a lot of ink and it turns out that the comedy world lost a legend and it turns out that consumerism will be our downfall and it turns out that Josh loves you for listening to this. So keep doing that. Don't stop, good folks, don't stop. Leave a nice rating on iTunes and have a lovely waltz on planet earth today. Peace in the middle east and all over. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Nose hair by accident, it'll get plucked soon

Your weekly nonsense has arrived! Yet, this one might make some sense (at times) as Josh addresses the major challenges facing this current generation. Take care of these kids, it ain't easy out there these days! Josh also tries to make sense of the first humans to attempt some weird things, the NBA silencing its players, and grooming. As you jump into this one, free your mind, take a breath, and prepare to enter a new zone of delight. Embrace the now. The only now we'll ever have (so deep). Drop a nice rating on iTunes and connect on Twitter @jrosenberg957. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Front yard invaded by 1 fox and 1 deer this week. Josh saw it. It was glorious

This one is about music and comedy and music and comedy and repeat and repeat. This one focuses on the evolution of music and how the many options today allow people to think they have a wider range of tastes. This one also examines the many bits of Jerry Seinfeld and the hit-or-miss process of writing jokes. Josh will display this hit-or-miss method in this very special episode. That's right, Josh dusts off his comedy journal from 18 years ago and reveals some bits that need a little work. Or a lot of work. Either way, you can be a part of the punch-up process. Okay, enjoy this life. All of it. Okay, most of it. Drop a rating on iTunes and connect on Twitter @jrosenberg957. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Deodorant running low, just scraping the plastic applicator at this point.

Josh goes for a bit of heavy and a bit of light and a little in the middle as well, with topics including Black America, Tyler Perry, equality, skeptical teens, woke youth, UFO sightings, reaction videos, baby making, and French. Yes, the language French. Learn French on today's episode and a few other things. Also, this episode serves as a chance to learn about yourself a bit. G'head, stream it and Josh'll prove it. Peace and love, good peeps of the planet. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo Art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Salad by wife's garden