Here We Go With Josh Rosenberg

Oh my oh my oh my goodness, you've landed on something purely golden. This is that kind of episode that opens up a new cerebral pathway into discovery. Discover what, pal? Welp, stop yelling and just stream it already. So then, yes, you'll be able to discover the secrets of the Vietnam veterans, the laundry mishaps of the Rosenberg fam, the basis of naming American stuff after native tribes, the allure of tug-of-war, the knowledge of the ChatGPT robots, the old Atlanta Braves roster, the tools toward self-compassion, and the advancements for humans to live any damn way they wanna live! It's all changing, folks. It's all fluid, folks. It's all good, folks. Leave a nice rating and soak up that sunshine, sweet listeners. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Lifted spirits by students' thank you notes and baked goods

Okay kind friends, let's examine that wild world of meds, let's examine how dumb we really are, let's examine the dentist and even the old urologist, let's take a closer look at fainting, let's look into the human connection to art, and let's also think about factory jobs and AI! Ohhh, what the hell, why not. We can talk about anything and broaden our scope into unpacking the tech boom and even look closer at pantsing. That's right, the pants are coming off in this glorious episode from down undahhh. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Genuine fear by googling all of the side effects of everything always

Oooh you found it! You found that extra special listening experience, guaranteed to put you in the zone of delight. A zone that involves the truly important stuff like solo parenting, turning 100 years old, private diaries, baseball bloopers, historical figures and their bodily functions, iPhone history, and ohhh so much more! So stream it, dream it, and cream it, as they say. Leave a nice rating because you're nice and enjoy the good life. Logo Art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius White teeth by new black charcoal toothpaste

Josh is going big like Big Pun with some memories, sweeeeeeeet memories of freestyle rap, yodeling, carnivals during protests, Bob Ross, health class, alcohol education, sketching genitals, the Indigo Girls, YouTube click bait, and ohhh so much more! Pretty much the yooooooosual. Stream time! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Status elevation by Star of the Week at Vallecito

It's truly time for Josh to focus on what really matters, things like trout releases amongst toddlers, the old baseball player Gaylord Perry, quick resolutions to fights with ma, Signal chat leaks, Righteous Gemstones emotions, Civil War sadness, White Lotus, Sandinistas, feeling historical topics, unfiltered kids, and sweating the small stuff. Ohhh, such small stuff. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Content by a human, not AI (at least, not yet)

Josh is back and ready to describe his miserable battles with insomnia, his observations of hotel lobby clerks, his hopes for battling natural disasters, his reentry into therapy, his views of politicians, his distaste for modern ice creameries, his faith in humanity, his theory on stoned apes, and his goals for natural healing. Highs and lows, ups and downs, gratitude and anxiety all rolled into one big fat crepe drizzled in Nutella. That got a bit French toward the end. Leave a nice rating or review and enjoy the good life, folks! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Pink stain on green carpet from Micah Julius barfing at Brandon Lai's house in 1994

Not a whole lotta diving boards at pools these days, but it's time for you to dive into another episode as Josh finally addresses the hot topics of 1987 TV ads, Trader Joe's checkers, insomnia, veteran teachers, wilderness isolation, coyotes, superior modern intelligence, fast food shrimp, retirement, and mock trial. This one is a grab bag of delight, a variety pack of bolognas or boloneys, and a vending machine full of items that get stuck upon falling out. Stream time...now! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Murphy bed upgrade by Linenspa mattress

Josh enters the new year of podcasting with reflections on the holidays, the inauguration, the moronic Nazi salute, the power of Bobby McFerrin, the clear vision of his wife, the anti-social generation, the run-in with the police department, the performance of cringy Culkin in A Real Pain, the pressure-cooker teens live in, and the desire for solitude. It's fine. It's just fine. It's also ready to stream and review for you nice rating. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius New kicks by Hoff, an effective shoe company banner ad

It's about to get a bit weird 'n wild, folks, but that's whatchya signed up for! So, kick back, sip that egg nog, loosen the belt, and enjoy the sounds of a man discussing the mysteries of the KKK, healing your inner child, traumas galore, finding common ground, killing bears, material gift guilt, confusing environmentalism, drug addicts on the streets, scaring kids, saying Merry Christmas, and a bunch of other alarming takes. Leave a NICE rating or review and enjoy this holiday season. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Gambling Addiction by Rick's advice

Welcome to the debut of Josh's daughter Myla on the podcast. Prior to this exclusive interview with a first grader who just turned 7, Josh finds time to address smelly hotels, the predictability of aging, the boredom of wine country, the lunacy of orthodoxy, the repression of religion, the irrelevance of letters of rec, the scent of cedar balsam and the bizarre world of older folks bringin' their dogs all around town. This one is quite a ride, but in the end, you'll feel satisfied, as Myla delivers when the mic goes on! Wishing you all good health and happiness as we move closer to the holiday season. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Fixed dishwasher by Shanee (unbelievable discharge of lodged cheese chunk)

Honestly, sheeesh, I mean really...who knows. Maybe a good one, maybe not, but certainly the worst intro line to promote any podcast ever in the history of episode blurbs. Hold on hold on, this'll grab ya: It's all about intense and thrilling topics, such as cannibalism and gold! It's about virtue signaling and academic stress! It's about weed and French kings! It's about bots and nature! It's about partying and pressure! It's all about you, one time! Folks, just stream it and stay healthy. Enjoy the rain on the roof and drop a friendly rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. You are loved. Logo art by Brandon "Beef Only" Lai Music by Micah "Body Cast in the 80s" Julius Small wins by small wagering

Cheers and gratitude to the Veterans! And cheers to you for finding this important episode. Ohhh, so important! Josh is jumping directly into the big topics from Trump to Kamala to sexism to brain atrophy to AI training to Vince McMahon to flaws to aging comedians to sneezing to chauvinism to dental hygienists to democracy and beyond. Well beyond! Now you can jump in with one tap! Your listenership is muy appreciated, folks! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Friday Night Lights experience enhanced by Bell Game victory

This is that one that captures your mind, body and soul in one fell swoop. It's that one that finally discusses the songs that get stuck in your head, the unsubscribing from emails process, the live radio spots, the types of parents at school drop off, the wagering of teens, the struggles of humanity, the nightmares that create perspective, the nonsense game of politics, and the beauty of riding trains and clearing throats. Jump into this and don't look back! Leave a nice rating or review wherever you listen and enjoy the good life. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Gambling losses by betting on MLB playoffs

Been too long, folks! Let's attempt another episode and let's experience all of the highs and lows together. Those highs and lows will weave in and out of this audio journey of hope, of sickness, of fear, of Twilight Zone memories, of reading thrills and empowerment, of new books (check out We Will Be Jaguars), of Woody Allen cancellations, of A's departures, of brain fog, of grown-up conversations, of becoming bigger people, and of renovations. Stream time, dream time, cream time, gleam time! Leave a nice rating on iTunes or wherever you listen, if you're so compelled. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Endless cough by the hands of the devil himself

Welp, it's go time, folks! As in Josh is going to attempt to master his craft on his way to 10,000 hours. Gladwell believes 10,000 achieves mastery but Josh isn't even close yet. Luckily, Gladwell is likely full of shit. But on the other end of the spectrum (empty of shit) is a sobering discussion with Josh's former student Randy from Lebanon, a rant about alcohol and health, a pensive view of insomnia and MDDS, a celebration of the deep meaning of high school football season, a closer look at social media shaping thoughts and identities, an interesting example of playground graffiti, an examination of first grade today and first grade hootenanny memories, and chance to dissect the use of "um" in language. Only the important stuff, good people. Now, drop a nice rating or review on iTunes/Apple wontchya! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Insomnia by thoughts of having more insomnia

Hummm baby, we got a good one for ya! Or good enough. Or enough. As is enough already and explain what's in this bad boy! This meat stick of a listening experience is tightly packed with thrift store musings, violent thoughts, middle fingers, home alone boredom, swimming, Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn, conspiracy theories, crazy politics, closed-mindedness, and impurities of the mind! It's wild so put on some SPF 75-100 and listen to this one as you bake in the sweet summer sun. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Swimmers body by swimming

Ohhh lordy lord, this wild one is ripe and ready for action as Josh covers the assassination attempt, fact checking, trash balloons, dangerous breath, unnecessary documentaries, avoiding small talk, Blazing Saddles, Biz Markie, humanity and much much more. Almost too much more, but you decide how much you can handle! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Wardrobe improvements by trips to local thrift stores

Time to do the damn thing already! The blur of life continues with this fast-paced episode filled to the brim with nonsense and nostalgia. Jump into a bunch of topics, including heat, county fairs, children's birthday parties and graduations, anniversaries, Hawaiian romance, Facebook Marketplace, newspaper idiocy, Bystander Effect, ailments, idealizations, and more! Well, maybe more...perhaps less. Be nice and leave a sweet rating or review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Stay cool, good folks! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Increased driver distance by Taylormade SLDR

Time to just break it all down, explore, and then wait for more. This one goes in all directions as Josh breaks down the fabric of worrying, the issues ahead as a dad, Kohls again, the Trump verdict, the new Mexican president, the representation of minorities in show biz, the current bandless generation, mayonnaise, the power of comedians, and much more. Like, so much more. Drop a nice rating or review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and hit'em straight. Peaceful wishes to all. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius New wall art by local garage sale (deals! treasures!)

Can't stop, won't stop, Rachel Ray just don't stop, so get ready for a special late May edition of that pod episode you've been waiting for. It's the one about Northern Lights, messes (many of'em), standout students, golf for health, tiny stature of the human race, maddening bumper stickers, baking powder/soda, and ohhh so much more! Leave a nice rating or review wherever you listen and capture the good life, wherever you can find it. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Jooooooolius Fruit medley by wife's garden yield