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It’s crazy to think about how many possibilities were able to be found in this campaign and how group A overlaps with group B. Even minimally, they were heading toward similar points but have entirely different outcomes. It’s crazy. And it’s not doubt thanks for the differences in Monsters summoned in the finale, of course. We have a couple people who are responsible for multiple appearances and we have some who just have the unlucky circumstance of being in the wrong cabin at the wrong time. I’ve played the campaign 4 times in total, so far. That’s once with my siblings and then AFTER everything some overlap with other people who had played prior with a surprise appearance from Mr. Skellybones who wanted in on the craziness. Every time something different happened. Again, minimal overlap was found from time to time but entirely different side plots made, NPCs found, and secrets discovered. It’s so fun to see all the people I care about get to experience something I care so much about; Just like this show. An

And so we’re here. Group B.AKA WILD CARDS. This group experience is closest to a “Theatre of the Mind,” with some physical props to help visualize things, type of Dungeons and Dragons game.I borrowed some elements from DnD and Betrayal(House at Haunted Hill) to come up with this. We’re only playing with D6’s(six sided die), and each person gets two. You’ll be hearing me say things like BRAVE or SCARED. This is rolling with advantage(rolling twice and taking the higher number) vs. rolling with disadvantage(rolling twice and taking the lower number). But sometimes I’m also taking an average of the numbers. 12 points of health in two separate 6 point tracks, mental and physical. If mental runs out, the player goes insane. If physical runs out, the player dies. Honestly, the instructions were very loose but genuinely inspired by the prior 199 episodes of stories we’ve read on the show. I went back and compiled 1 thing per episode and added it to this campaign.Some of the things are side-quests full of action, som

Less talk - more action! Night has fallen and the creatures summoned by Part One’s actions are coming to obtain their just desserts. And JUST they are. Monsters, ghosts, demons, alternate dimension PIMPS? Who knows what awaits our classic crew for the climactic ending of CABIN IN THE WOODS. Will everyone make it out alive?No. I can spoil that for you - not everyone does, unfortunately. But how good can a story REALLY be without a  good, old fashioned SACRIFICE? Tune in and listen to see how and who makes it out ALIVE! Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you

We’re finally here. Episode Two Hundred. The 4th year anniversary in full effect. I really hope this is listenable and interesting to everyone, because I spent a good long while trying to write this, plan this, and get this done. This group experience is closest to a “Theatre of the Mind,” with some physical props to help visualize things, type of Dungeons and Dragons game. I borrowed some elements from DnD and Betrayal(House at Haunted Hill) to come up with this. We’re only playing with D6’s(six sided die), and each person gets two. You’ll be hearing me say things like BRAVE or SCARED. This is rolling with advantage(rolling twice and taking the higher number) vs. rolling with disadvantage(rolling twice and taking the lower number). But sometimes I’m also taking an average of the numbers. 12 points of health in two separate 6 point tracks, mental and physical. If mental runs out, the player goes insane. If physical runs out, the player dies. Honestly, the instructions were very loose but genuinely inspired by

There comes a time for every show to come to an end. Today we thank everyone who has been with us along the way. All the stories we’ve read, all the spooks we’ve had, and all the friends we’ve made. This episode, this one specifically, this one is for you. I hope you hotdog and relish this. I hope it leaves you feeling warm and satisfied. I hope you remember this for a long long time. This. Is the end. 
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This is honestly a really fun episode. After leaving, Django texted me and said this is the most fun he’s had on an episode - and I can’t help but feel like it’s a mirror to what he and I were doing 4 years ago. We used to start this show with stupid convo that doesn’t matter and then get into smaller, interesting short stories. He’s been taking the heavy shit for most of the episodes since 100, I figured it’s good to give the guy a break and just have fun once in a while. Draw a Monster. Why is it a Monster?(13:08) by Novaciahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ksmq6/draw_a_monster_why_is_it_a_monster/My Friend has a Coin-Operated Little Brother(37:38) by Magpie_Quillhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jqe28s/my_friend_has_a_coinoperated_little_brother/I am His Architect and I’ve Doomed Us All(1:00:57) by Grindhorsehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2vwl87/i_am_his_architect_and_ive_doomed_us_all/Something Walks Whistling Past my House Every Night at 3:03(1:27:27) by Grand_Theft_Mottohttps

Terry’s not new but someone else here is trying to convince us that he’s changed. You’re not going to trick us, Jeff! You’re a stupid weeb cosplaying as Heath Ledger’s Joker with all the hashtag edge-lord shit still in full effect. The eclipse hasn’t come. The paradigm has not shifted. Your clothes are different but your SOUL is the same TAINT black. Eh, we’ll read a couple parts, I guess. As long as Terry can handle it. Can you handle it, Terry? … Terry? 
He’ll be back. 
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Let’s get into the deepest of deep topics we can get into, Charlie. No, not anal. GOD. YES. FAITH. YES. RELIGION. NOoo. But, yes. If something has the ability to make someone go from ATHEISM to BELIEVER, don’t you think it’s like the POWER OF GOD? I mean, it’d have to be something crazy, right? Like God literally parting the clouds and saying, “Wassup? :P,” right? Hm. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe it’s ALIENS. (It’s not aliens…) No, you’re lackluster! I was an Air Traffic Controller at Atlantic Municipal Airport, Iowa for 27 Years. My First Year at the Job, I Unwillingly Went from a Firm Atheist to a Believer(1:35:37) by inaaacehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2unmhs/i_was_an_air_traffic_controller_at_atlantic/#:~:text=inaaace-,I%20was%20an%20Air%20Traffic%20Controller%20at%20Atlantic%20Municipal%20Airport,visit%20me%20here%20in%20Atlanta.Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Hello, Ms… Siren? May I call you Cannibal? Yes, please have a seat. Yes, I was very interested in your resume. You list both “consuming the flesh of unsuspecting men” and “the ability to hypnotize” very highly, and you do come recommended from a recently deceased colleague, rest his soul. You certainly have a very remarkable CV. When can you start? Maggie(Re-Read)(49:28)Mr. Stringy Comes Home(1:13:37)Zobelius the Ravisher(2:03:25)by One Page Wonderhttp://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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This is unlike anything WhereAmI? Has ever witnessed. He’s not even ready for it. No, like, for real, as we continue the episode, he proves himself less and less able to handle this shit. What have I done? How high have I become? Oh yeah, this one’s fucked up. Here’s a trigger-warning for shit about to get fucked up. Don’t believe me? Well, wait for the part where WhereAmI? Literally walks out of the room because of how fucked up the story is. YEAH. THAT HAPPENS. The Pornfields of Cog 7(11:58) by Elias_Witherowhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/68or44/the_pornfields_of_cog_7/Good god, just how old am I?(43:30) by 6ftabovegroundhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2150eh/good_god_just_how_old_am_i/Voice on the Radio(1:08:22) by jaunt-701https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qwru3/the_voice_on_the_radio/The Pancake Family(1:25:13) by aapetersonCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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I wish I could say my year has begun on the right foot, but it really hasn’t. Just because the number on the calendar changed doesn’t mean shit can’t still come out of nowhere to ruin your day. Here’s to a happy new year of more problems brought on by the people around me and making me indirectly involved with their terrible decision making! gin-gin. Anyway, here’s a story I read by myself a couple months ago that I really enjoyed. Feed the Pig(6:59) by elias_witherowhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4k55jx/feed_the_pig/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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What have I done. What have I stooped to. This is rhetorical because not only do I hate Christmas but I hate it enough to relinquish the reins of my show to Frowns McBooHoo for an episode to avoid the humbuggery of the evening. Let’s see if we can get through this in one piece. If so, I’ll see you on the other side in a much brighter, and less shitty, 2021. Holla. The Perfectly Behaved Boy(16:00) by Thomas Ohttps://www.creepypasta.com/the-perfectly-behaved-boy-a-dark-christmas-tale/Better Watch Out, Better Not Cry(52:10) by jameson curnickhttps://www.creepypasta.com/better-watch-out-better-not-cry/The Elf on the Shelf(1:21:41) by the vesper's bellhttps://www.creepypasta.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf/Santa’s Other Workshop(1:40:54)
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Merry Christmas, Tenron. Too bad we’re stuck at work, right? This is a drag. I wish I could be at home takin’ a drag, you know what I mean? I’d Ru Paul the shit out of some kush rn, yanno. Roast my chestnuts on an open fire, yanno. Open some presents, to myself. But NO. We’re stuck here at this GOD DAMN gas station again, and who is that at our door? Let’s find out.Merry Christmas from the Gas Station(32:06) by Jack Townsendhttps://www.gasstationjack.com/homeCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Would ya look at that - the family is back in time for the holidays. How sweet! I mean, spicy! Right, cause today we’re reading more of the NHBS Forum to share in those remedial short story spooks people all around the world have been submitting for years. It’s interesting stuff, but you know, it’s not TOO interesting. It ain’t hot - after all. It’s just spicy. Dig in. Dead cat(23:35)Clown shoe(33:59)Muppets(44:02)Kiran(52:38)Aqwerdsilence(59:31)Ceramicpig(1:05:17)Inexistant Class Trip(1:11:48)The Grey Man of Ben Macdui(1:16:48)The Second Floor of Doom(1:23:46)A Sleepy Budgie(1:27:32)Catsformissiles(1:29:32)Doodles McIdiot(1:31:40)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFollow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberTha

It’s been too long since we’ve seen the Doctor and it shows. I need a check-up, Doc, I got a problem. Well, you see. I might be insane. MIGHT be. I’m not sure. You see, there’s this horse-thing going around snatching people up and dragging them down into the sewers like Pennywise. What? No, I’m not currently taking any medication. You want to recommend me some? I’m all for it! The Molendinar Burn(10:11) by Michael Paigehttps://www.creepypasta.com/the-molendinar-burn/Check out our episodes on Youtube!?www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw??Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:?https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: ?CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. ?Follow: @cryo-chamber?Thank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. ?Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Harold had always wanted to do an episode with Strawberry Shortcake. So, why not, I’ve always said. What’s the worst that can happen? Well, next time i’ll ask Ted Danson and Long Ball Larry. And Beverly. Because they knew what I was in for today more than those two assholes. I tried! I really did! Alvin Schwartz deserves the respect and honor of many. But.. but.. well, you’ll see- er- hear? I guess. God, have mercy on these episodes.MORE Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(16:50)?Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones(58:21) by Alvin SchwartzCheck out our episodes on Youtube!?www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw??Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:?https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: ?CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. ?Follow: @cryo-chamber?Thank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. ?Cr

How come every time Mark Rooster and I are together we almost never read stories anymore? Oh yeah, it’s because we get too high and start talking about movies and next thing you know — the episode is over. Well, I hope you like a more relaxed episode because it’s nothing serious with me, Mark Rooster, and Alley Cat(Surprise Appearance!), because today we are talking MOVIES. This is the most movies we’ve ever talked about. That’s why we do it LIGHTNING ROUND style! Kinda. Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFollow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Woah, where are we? There is… nothing here. I mean, this place is just EMPTY. Wait, I think I see someone. Is that… it is! Ramses Vanderslice? What is this place? The Void, you say. What is it you do here? Nothing. Huh. Well, I happen to have some shitty stories here, would you wanna do a little storytelling? I guess you’re right, other than to stare into the nothingness, there isn’t much going on. Let’s get into it! Jessie Mack(12:04) by XanCrewshttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Jessie_MackMr. Smile(34:29)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._SmileMr. Grabs(54:02) by EZmiseryhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/474hl2/mr_grabs/Betsy the Doll(1:13:45) by the_dalek_emperorhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1u94ez/betsy_the_doll/Heather’s Phases(1:28:41) by Max Lobdellhttps://unsettlingstories.com/2017/05/04/heathers-phases/Allison’s Loss(1:46:57) by Max Lobdellhttps://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/06/allisons-loss/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Did you assume my digital brother from another mother would be back so soon? He glitched into my existence and hasn’t stopped FUCKIN with my shit since. SO he’s back with a vengeance! I GOT A PC, and we talk about the prospects therein, but we also talk about the future of Lotsa Pasta. The ocean is vast and we are many. Then comes Glitch Blob’s Creepypasta origins following the arrows wherever they may lead. Down the rabbit hole we go, where we come out, nobody knows. Don't Follow the Arrows(36:19) by enbosquehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ltqxs/dont_follow_the_arrows/The Sealed Building(1:29:44) by michael whitehousehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ltqxs/dont_follow_the_arrows/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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I shot the Sheriff, but I’m getting high with the Deputy. The DewDrop is back and this time we’re getting SCARY and by SCARY I mean, at a 4th Grade Reading Level. Alvin Schwartz’s collection of urban legends and spooky tales is coming back for a revenge. We’re on book 2 folks, this is gonna be an unabridged reading of: MORE Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(27:57) by Alvin SchwartzCheck out our episodes on Youtube!?www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw?Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: ?CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. ?Follow: @cryo-chamber?Thank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. ?Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”