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Look at who’s back! I chased him down, I found him, and I dragged him back into the world of the living - with his permission, of course. It’s GESTALT back for another spooky episode where we read YET ANOTHER story about someone dealing with a Poltergeist that is just WAY TOO ACTIVE for its own good. What do you even do in those situations? I don’t know! This episode is probably the closest representation of that ignorance. 
Why does Gestalt always get these episodes? Maybe it’s fate. Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybeline. 
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This is our last newbie of the 100 class; DSL Daisy is here to bring us home to our final episodes before the big 2-0h-0h. I love being able to introduce another woman on the show, specifically someone I know would be a good fit for LP, and Daisy is no exception. We bring her in with a little fanfare and pageantry before diving into a wonderful story, so be sure to keep an eye on Daisy’s episodes on the show in the future. She’s sure to be back for more!My Brother Died When I Was a Child. He Kept Talking. I Think People should Know What He Said(44:14) by TheEmporersFinesthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3f3te1/my_brother_died_when_i_was_a_child_he_kept/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Look, fat, look. You made it through part one and you have no reason to NOT listen to part two. Unless of course you do, more power to you. And by that I mean, more power to US. This is part two of the Florida Fiasco with the Big Boyz. You heard it here second, folks, we’re back telling more stupid inclusive jokes and reminiscing the good times before reading MORE stories about spooky Disney shit. Is it scary? I don’t know! That’s subjective. Just like Tom Hardy’s performance as Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis. The Time I Broke into Disney(33:23) by iratescientisthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/43bqb4/the_time_i_broke_into_disney/Not All Creatures at Disney World are Animatronic(1:05:59) by DomtheCreator14https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2zja8t/not_all_creatures_at_disney_world_are_animatronic/I was an Under-Cover Security Officer at Walt Disney World; I Found Their Darkest Secret(1:25:46) by mrviolinhttps://www.reddit.com/r/eyethespyzone/comments/9kg9hs/i_was_an_undercover_security_officer_at

Live with a Hispanic Neighboring Room Audience, from Orlando, Florida, LOOOOoooootsaaaaa PASTAaaaaa! And here comes our host, Captain Death! 
Hey, Everyone! Thank you so much for joining us tonight. I’m very excited to be here with my boys in Florida, being fat and riding rides and being too fat TO ride rides - *cue laugh track.* 
We’ve certainly been keeping ourselves busy, and by that I mean, EATING - heyyooo. 
We’re gonna tell some jokes, tell some stories, read some stories, and it’ll all remind you of Tom Hardy when he played Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis. River Country Film(49:52)https://www.creepypasta.com/the-river-country-film/The Costume(1:09:57)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_CostumeWhy I’ll Never Work Security at Disney World Again(1:28:49) by DisneySecurityhttps://www.creepypasta.com/why-ill-never-work-security-at-disney-world-again/The Disneyland Suicide Pact(1:46:38) by Derek Walkerhttps://www.creepypasta.com/the-disneyland-suicide-pact/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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The supreme leader of sitting is back. The liege or leisure. The host of heineys. It is the Sofa King. He joins me today for a smattering of strange. A charcuterie of creeps. Hor d’oeuvres of horror. It’s Lotsa Pasta. We’re doing a classic episode where we hop around the three spaghettis of spooks: Creepypasta, Reddit NoSleep, and Unsettling Stories. I hope you’re ready for all this weird shit. Cause we’re gonna go off in many directions to the point where nothing matters anymore. Have fun!The Cat(19:19) by Tiololohttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_CatA Strange Village(56:22) by Akumahttps://www.creepypasta.com/a-strange-village/All the Swans are Gone(1:10:19)https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ir7tr/all_the_swans_are_gone/Somethings are Better Left Unsaid(1:24:47) by DinosaurTheFroghttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/v2bdz/some_things_are_better_left_unsaid/A Gifted Chef(1:39:36) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6bipcs/a_gifted_chef/He Went Ahead(1:

Look who it is! He’s not dead yet! Scutch MacGee is back to help me dive into one of Creepypasta’s more eccentric model boys: Laughing Jack. I had only seen pictures of Laughing Jack previous to today’s story and I had never known where he came from but here he is to spice up the night with Scutch and I. There are three things I’d like to confirm: One. Scutch still thinks he’s an old man. Two. He is scared more than ever that someone(his kids) are gonna kill him. Three. He hopes to god his kids stop talking to voices he can’t hear. My Son’s “Imaginary” Friend(40:53) by Intyzehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1m9uv8/my_sons_imaginary_friend/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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What’s that in your eye, WhereAmI? Is that a tear? Or is that bacon grease? Let’s find out! Today on Lotsa Pasta we’re reading a story about control, about consumption, about corruption, and about counselors from hell. What better motivator to lose some weight than torture and post traumatic stress disorder? Who knew?! Jenny Craig? I think not. Don’t feel too bad about yourselves, dear listeners, we love you just the way you are: One heaping serving of Pasta after the other. Join WhereAmI? And I on our journey to the adolescent unfortunate underbelly of all dieting techniques ever witnessed. Maybe we’ll gain something. Er-Lose something? Fat Camp(16:47) by Pippinacioushttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4w5kgr/fat_camp/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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We’re back for the conclusion of the thrilling Doppel-Gangbang. I mean, no actual gangbanging has happened yet, but Cannibal Siren thinks we may be in for some good shit. Some Doppel-Snatch, indeed. I mean, I think it’s going to be good shit either way, mostly because I’ve read it already and I want you to enjoy this story and I’m writing it after the fact. It’s good! Don’t worry! But is there monster-fucking? I’ll let you figure that out for yourselves. We meet back up with our boys, headed to the OP’s Mom’s house. Our gay protags have found themselves in a bit of a pickle. Not a gay pickle, mind you, but like a supernatural pickle. It’s more like a stalking, freaky, looks like my husband-pickle. 
And I’m eating it up - no homo. That wasn’t my Husband who Slept Next to Me Last Night(24:33) by TorontoScared1https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2byus8/that_wasnt_my_husband_who_slept_next_to_me_last/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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She heard the call. I mean. She heard someone was talking shit. So she’s back. It’s Cannibal Siren for her quarterly check-up. Are you safe from her? I think not. You just got diagnosed with the Siren’s Song. Let’s get weird. On this episode we discuss D&D, our History together, and some good ol’ gay love. But this isn’t regular gay love. This is some monster-fucking gay love. Doppelgänger’s-gang-banging, indeed. Let’s get to the bottom of this, shall we? HMM? Or shall we start from the TOP? HMM? Is this where the homosexual puns end? HMM? Absolutely not. Don’t tell Frowns. That wasn’t my Husband who Slept Next to Me Last Night(51:12) by TorontoScared1https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2byus8/that_wasnt_my_husband_who_slept_next_to_me_last/Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spook

Tenron is back for his part two and we’re cutting right through the  bullshit. Well, not really. We do talk for 20 minutes about random shit first. THEN - we continue the story. We want to know what’s going on with Jack, right? Who broke his leg? Is he gonna be okay? Is Marlboro going to tell any more of the story? Well, I have the answers to all of this because I’ve edited the episode but you don’t know! You don’t understand! All I got to say is DARK GODS, SPENCER MIDDLETON, SUBJECTIVITY, and NOT REALLY? AND HOW! Let’s get into this shit. Tales from a Gas Station(27:50) by Jack Townsendhttps://www.gasstationjack.com/homeCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Is this story series gonna be any good? “Well, let’s find out.” 
Thanks, Lando! 
Tenron is back and we’re talking some shitty Star Wars memes before we get into what is bound to be a fun little series that we may or may not snowball into a larger effort later. If you are familiar with this series, you know there is a LOT of material here. Multiple parts in the same universe, all being told by the eponymous Jack or otherwise. We don’t know. We haven’t gotten there yet. But if this is good, we just might! IF YOU LIKE THIS, LET US KNOW!Tales from a Gas Station(23:32) by Jack Townsendhttps://www.gasstationjack.com/homeCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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This is a very special episode. Just shy of our fourth year anniversary, we finally get a fan on the show! Glitch Blob once reached out to me to let me know he enjoyed our program and we’ve kept a fun banter going ever since. Fast forward a couple years and here he is on the show! Breaking boundaries and crossing barriers, Glitch Blob is here to help me read tonight’s story. It’s a lot like what we are doing with one another, meeting for the first time. Is the call coming from inside the house? No, the call is coming from across the country. Unknown Caller(54:12)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwand check out Glitch Blob’s Channel as well!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLfrCkqZ4RUx6kgW2ptJQ5wCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ ar

RIP HEADPHONE USERS, THIS EPISODE HAS SPORADIC VOLUME SHIFTS, like my ex girlfriend. Just figured I’d warn you, unlike my ex girlriend. We got a Throwback quad here. An Arcade of attitudes. Just, a really Solid Crew. Punxsutawney Trill, Lanky Lucifer, and Deputy Dewey are here to talk the talk, walk the walk, and to get naked. Cause we’re going to the beach! What’s the worst thing that could happen? Nothing bad ever happened at a beach, right? Specifically not a NUDE beach, right? Nahhhhhhh. 
Maybe. 
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It’s another Solo-Dolo like the Moon-Man would say. It’s just me on this episode and we’re gonna read a story I can definitely relate to, and I know others will be able to too. Lots of weird, scary, and dangerous stuff can happen when you’re driving home late at night. Be careful, everyone. You never know what you’re gonna run into. Or… Where you’re going to end up. If you guys like these solo episodes, let me know! I might do them more frequently if people give it some love! I’m thinking of even doing a series by myself, but I gotta know that people want that first;; Let me know!What Happened on my Drive Last Night(13:03) by TooLongADrivehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2f42az/what_happened_on_my_drive_home_last_night/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Every hundred episodes, we get a 69th episode. Here with the only one who knows how to 69 the best: Frowns McBooHoo. I know you guys love when the episodes are stupid and don’t make sense, this episode is no exception. And guess what. After a little bit of GRANDMA, we get into some old school shit. TROLL-PASTA. It’s gonna be a dumb one. It’s gonna be a fun one. Enjoy. My Grandma Lived Under the House(23:26) by ChewingSkinhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/48jjat/my_grandma_lived_under_the_house/I Found a Diary in my Grandma’s Basement(41:07) by dothelightythinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/frhr6q/i_found_a_diary_in_my_grandmas_basement/Daddy Pig’s Revenge(1:00:54)https://worstpastas.fandom.com/wiki/Peppa_Pig:_Daddy_Pig%27s_RevengeSally(1:06:43)The Cursed Mountain Drawing(1:11:12)Mr.Mix(1:13:18) by ingx24https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._MixAnimal.exe(1:19:57)Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Welcome back to another exciting episode of Games with Ghoulies! I’m your host, Captain Death, here to introduce todays co-hosts and guests: Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake. You know them, they’ve been here before, they’re no strangers to the Lotsa Pasta game show. On today’s episode, we go all over the map. We do some Japanese rituals and some old school historical rituals, we also read some fun fiction, and some dumb fiction. What were your expectations? You saw the title, right? The Martha Game (27:17)https://www.upstagereview.org/post/the-martha-gameKurokami Sama (34:09) by Luciahttps://theghostinmymachine.com/2019/05/01/the-most-dangerous-games-kurokami-sama/Little Devil (38:22) by Luciahttps://theghostinmymachine.com/2018/12/26/the-most-dangerous-games-chertik-chertik-or-the-little-devil-game/In the Eye of the Giant (45:10) by FineArtsDealerhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2nrmig/in_the_eye_of_the_giant_an_informative_guide_on/Listen to the Clock (1:02:14)https://creepypasta.fandom.com

I have a new guest on this episode and OH BOY is he SOMETHIN’. Ramses Vanderslice and I have a brief history together in our youth, ironically dealing with this episode, and as soon as he came into my life… he vanished. Years later, I followed him on Youtube to realize his creative genius. Watching his material from the shadows, secretly wishing I was making content like him, I decided to take the next logical step. Get his ass on the show. And so I did. And so we have. This episode is an adventure of several proportions. We skip down memory lane, we address our greatest fears, we even get a little melodramatic, and much like reaching the end of our lives, we even see God for a little bit. Er - Maybe Satan. My bad. Captain Death’s “[RAMSES] I Don’t Know What’s Good For Me”(32:16)Jesus Camp(51:55) by marisundayhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/na271/jesus_camp/Ramses Vanderslice’s “[MOTIVATION] Only I Know What’s Good For You”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9CBmC0aqcCheck out our episodes on Youtub

Like all things in life, we eventually come to the end. We have another satisfying episode, here, full of fun little stories to share with your friends around the proverbial campfire. Is there a wrap-around-narrative like WhereAmI? wanted? Maybe, if you’re willing to settle. Were some of the stories better than others? Totally, but that’s subjective.Was this awful like when we did the ABCs? I think not. I think what is most interesting is how we reflected on these short stories as they progressed, getting both more mature in tone and terror. Each of these stories hits a different aspect of ones’ life. There is a lot to be afraid of here, like there is a lot to be afraid of in life. Keep your eyes peeled, people. You never know when you’re going to be the subject of someone else’s horror story for the internet. Hangman Games(41:13)Family(1:14:15)How to See the Future… And Why You Don’t Want to(1:31:54)You’re Never Alone, especially in the Dark(2:03:38)The Least Likely Monster that Haunted my Childhood(2:32:14)

Well. The title says it all. Let me just say, if you’re as disgusted and perturbed about this shit as much as the three of us were, let this be a DISCLAIMER!! 
WE READ SOME GROSS SHIT ON THIS EPISODE!!I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR KINK. IT’S GROSS. U NASTY. The first story is a particularly gruesome tale from someone with an interesting occupation and the second story… Well… the second story is some erotic vore. For those of you who DON’T KNOW - BEST TO JUST SKIP THIS EPISODE - but VORE is someone who finds satisfaction or attraction in being consumed/swallowed. Let’s just agree to disagree on this, as vore is fucking gross and this is probably the grossest fucking story I’ve ever read on this show in my THREE YEARS EXPERIENCE IN DOING SO. YES, I KNOW THERE IS A SEQUEL STORY. DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. Enjoy. I Clean Up Crime Scenes For a Living and today was the Worst Day I’ve ever had at Work(29:42) by Mr_Sparkle_88https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4rjpda/i_clean_up_crime_scenes_for_a_living_

We’re back at it. More chronicling of this dude’s weird fucking happenstance. How does one person attract this much strange? This much odd? This much supernatural? I don’t know. Is there going to be a culmination point? Is there going to be a point at all? Is there going to be anything more said at the end of this, other than, “wow, those stories were dope.” I don’t know. I really don’t. And I guess I’m coming to terms with the fact that I’d be okay with that. BUT HEY, IF THEY HIT US FOR A THIRD ACT TWIST, LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY HOOOO-BOY, THIS A GOODUN’. Bigger Fish(14:38)The Eighth Orphan(37:16)No Sleep for the Innocent(1:20:57)Guardian(1:39:21)The Worst Thing About Growing Old(1:57:05)by WontThinkStraighthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1p70pr/the_worst_thing_about_growing_old/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden