Lotsa Pasta

The moon is rising high over Lotsa Pasta tonight, Friends have gathered close, so hold them tight, That’s where you’ll find,That one of a kind…J.J. The Jet Plane!A new guest, here on the show, J.J. or Jcubed is someone I’ve known since Lotsa Pasta was born. We’ve been through a lot together, we always push each other to invent and create and be authentic to ourselves as we can as artists. He’s one of the closest friends I made in college, much like Cannibal Siren, so I hope everyone else is ready to take off with this new pilot on board.Why Sarah Never Sleeps(12:04)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Why_Sarah_Never_SleepsThe Machine(31:29) by nihilistic_novelisthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/uy40b/the_machine/Eves-dropping through an IP Camera(43:13) by iiahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fjbm7/eavesdropping_through_an_ip_camera/Ouroboros(55:40) by Max Lobdellhttps://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/03/ouroboros/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfo

No, not literally, figuratively! Curiosity is a killer of many things, not just small felines. Listen here, folks, we got a guy who has some stories to tell and each of them is about learning something after the fact, and somewhat wishing you hadn’t learned what you just did. TALK ABOUT HINDSIGHT. WhereAmI? Is here with me, to break down these mysteries, much like we did in his last series BUT HOPEFULLY BETTER, AMIRITE. Let’s dive in and get curiouser and curiouser. A Curious Mind is a Terrible Curse(21:31)Gurgles & Bugman(40:18)Reality is Creepier than Fiction(54:51)Pranks(1:12:42)Notes(1:26:47)Patient Sigma(1:40:31)Memories(1:54:36)Cracks & Bones(2:14:43)by WontThinkStraighthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/pl01i/cracks_and_bones/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Look at who is back so soon, it’s the one and only Cannibal Siren here to take me strolling back down memory lane. First we talk Pokemon, then we talk Stories to Read Alone at Night, and Unsettling Stories in that order. This is a bit of an old fashioned episode, but it’s a welcome return compared to some of our long boy episodes. Always happy to see Siren again, but she needs to stop making me ugly laugh during the show, it’s not very becoming of Death. Notes on a Story(41:35)Good Walt(56:01)Joshua(1:15:07)by OnePageWonderhttp://www.storiestoreadaloneatnight.comFireflies (1:40:10)There’s Something Wrong with my Parrot  (1:51:43)by Max Lobdellhttps://unsettlingstories.com/2016/11/03/fireflies/https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/59oief/theres_something_very_wrong_with_my_parrot/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Finally. We see the end. This has been some crazy adventure, hasn’t it? It’s Frowns’ longest series yet, at 3 episodes long. Let’s all give him an invisible and unheard round of applause. Great. Now that that’s over with, let’s get through this shortie. We’re back with Pops, Satan, Ms. Hatchetface, and FrankenTeddy. They’re trying to save Sarah from the Eldritch Netherworld because WHAT A TWIST, she’s half Eldritch-Old-Being. What a twist! Let’s see how this shit ends: What Happens When You Write to Satan Instead of Santa(17:57) by lifeisstrangemetoohttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7dcmo3/what_happens_when_you_write_to_satan_instead_of/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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OUR LONGEST EPISODE YET!Outta nowhere, teleporting in from North Eastern PA, Gnarly Charlie is here with me today to do a talkshow episode(No stories will be read) but that doesn’t mean we don’t have some awesome topics to cover! In order, we talk about:Corona Virus, Quarantine, & Cure,Video Games: DOOM & Resident Evil(mostly), Conspiracy Theories BIG & smol, and ALEX JONES. If you’ve ever been interested in hearing us talk about this stuff or hear our thoughts on things, this is going to be a big episode for you. This is definitely a FOOD FOR THOUGHT episode. Stay vigilant, stay safe, stay secure out there, folks! Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my son

Happy 4/20/2020 everyone. It’s been a pretty shitty month. I’ve also been pretty high all month. So you win some, you lose some, I’d say. I’d also say you’re in for a short little funny episode today with me and my brothers: Spum and Kumm. You saw the title, you know what we’re doing. Forewarning, most of this is bullshit.But it’s fun bullshit :: Not Hot But Spicy Style. Rough Lobster - The Three(16:44)Bacon Butts(25:41)Coronatae(28:51)An Enormous Boner(43:02)Ecstatic Egg(51:16)Cheesebread(55:43)Koala’s March - Imaginary(1:02:47)RAH!(1:10:06)Serious Drinker(1:12:51)Super Neat Toy(1:15:10)GET TO DE CHOPPA(1:19:01)Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and

Welcome to the story that never ends. I don’t know if we’re ever going to do a Christmas episode again. We’ll have 24 before this series ends. I’m here with Frowns McBooHoo continuing the adventure of nameless father protagonist and his daughter Sarah as they deal with parenting, demons, and Satan himself. On today’s episode, we find our heroes reaching the end of their sanity but not the end of the story. No, never that. Instead we get another punch to the dick as this story continues to unfold and bring in more characters as well as reasons to continue. Enjoy!What Happens When Your Write to Satan Instead of Santa - Continued (22:09) by lifeisstrangemetoohttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7dcmo3/what_happens_when_you_write_to_satan_instead_of/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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We recorded this one a couple months ago cause we were bored and had time. In between then and now SO MUCH HAS CHANGED. The world is ending, everyone is sick, global economic disaster on the horizon, boomers blaming everyone else, zoomers riding this shit out, with us millennials stuck in the middle just kinda ignoring everything. Wait.. so… nothing has changed after all? Anyways, here’s a fun little episode with Tenron and I just kinda shooting the shit and reading something simple. Refrigerator in the Woods(29:39) by Zachary Townsendhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/27puor/refrigerator_in_the_woods/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on iTunes/GooglePlay/Spotify/ and www.soundcloud.com/Lotsa-Pasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit an

I hope everyone is having a nice new year so far. We have some updates to start the episode and then one solid story throughout the entire episode. This is the story of a girl — who complained about life so much she got haunted as fuck. I know, it’s not how you expected me to finish that sentence. But hey, let’s keep it our little secret. It is, just you and me, after all. Let’s call it a date. When you Wish Upon a Star(22:44) by notwhatiwishedforhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/m7lwb/when_you_wish_upon_a_star/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Merry Christmas, everyone! Heading into the New Year is going to start tough, but life comes first, right? More on that later. Let’s just enjoy the holiday break while we have it. Grab your yuletide logs and crumble that mistletoe in that holly jolly bowl and have a very merry hit to the dome. Frowns is back soon because we know he is - duh - it’s Christmas. He’s here singing ho ho ho to all the hoe hoe hoes, including you and yours - this holiday season. So, hoopty doop and hickory dock, time to suck that Christmas cock. What happens when you write to Satan instead of Santa(20:58) by lifeisstrangemetoohttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7dcmo3/what_happens_when_you_write_to_satan_instead_of/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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This is it, the final part. The culmination point. The peak, so to speak. It ends well, not to spoil it for you entirely, but this has been a wonderful read between myself and Cannibal Siren so I have to give it the respect it deserves immediately. It may not answer every question, it may not be super surprising or ultimately compelling, but it’s better than lackluster, in my opinion. Let me know what you think! My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ with my Fiancé isn’t exactly going as planned(18:39) by thecoldpeoplehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4fd2lr/my_romantic_cabin_getaway_with_my_fiancee_isnt/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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You didn’t think I was going to do a 3 year anniversary without Frowns, did you? Maybe you were hoping I would, but that’s too damn bad because he’s my best friend and even if his episodes are fucking messes, they’re still fun and still an integral part of this show. Tonight is a Twilight Zone of a story about alcoholism, isolation, and that cold-bitch WINTER. It’s not necessarily a Christmas episode, so allow us to skip the fanfare, a moment. Nestle up with your honey and some hot cocoa this winter, cause it’s bound to be a LONG and COLD one. Soft, White Damn(18:15) by M.J. PackCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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GUESS WHAT, FUCKERS - WE’RE ON SPOTIFY. DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHING FOR YA. Let’s head back home, this episode is too much. Some serious stuff is going on up at Pike’s Peak. I’m not too happy with some of the events that transpire, but Cannibal and I are along for the ride, unfortunately. Wait. No. Cannibal isn’t Cannibal. I’ve been tricked. I’ve got got. HALP. My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ with my Fiancé isn’t exactly going as planned(14:49) by thecoldpeoplehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4fd2lr/my_romantic_cabin_getaway_with_my_fiancee_isnt/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Wow. Three years. I’m speechless. I mean, I’m not. The entire show has always been about how much I can talk and bullshit about anything, but I’m humbled by what this has become. I’ve met wonderful people and strengthened bonds with friends I never thought I’d see again. This show has been such a gift to me - but it’s also a lot of work. As we all know, the things we love are often worth the most work. Regardless, we’ve been doing this for three years. Here’s to the next three! The Rules and Playing the Game Seven Doors(19:44) by shortcakeslayerhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4rtg67/playing_the_game_of_seven_doors/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Cannibal Siren and I are going on a spooky adventure and you’re along for the ride, fuckers. We join two hapless suckers in the midst of their vacation before the big wedding day. They’ve decided to take a trip up to the mountains of Colorado for no reason at all whatsoever. Hilarity and spooks ensue. Bundle up in your warmest of parkas, grab your stickiest of bud buddies, and trundle your way through the tundra to join us on Lotsa Pasta.My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ with my Fiancé isn’t exactly going as planned(30:27) by thecoldpeoplehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4fd2lr/my_romantic_cabin_getaway_with_my_fiancee_isnt/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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The Boys are back in town-Boys are back in town! I mean, we’re home, after all. The first half of this recording took place in California and the latter half took place back home in the lair. You can tell because the parts where we’re in California because we sound about 50% more stoned. We’re a little less stoned in Pennsylvania because LEGALITY and shit. The first hour is dedicated to Horror Nights and fun times in CA, so if you’re not into that — skip to the TOST below!During the Night(1:06:50)So They Say(1:12:04)Grandpa Tim(1:13:04)The Tundra(1:15:12)Hi there, Sweetie(1:19:21)A.M.(1:22:27)The Feeling(1:23:22)The Dirty Hat(1:24:51)La Nuit(1:27:09)Dark Corners(1:29:15)A Traveler’s Nightmare(1:31:33) The Screamer Virus(1:33:03)The Black Hand(1:35:21)Birmingham, UK(1:40:54)Psychic Ability(1:43:25)Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sw

Before you even touch this finale, you better get over to our Youtube and check out the first episode of our Let’s Play series because if that shit doesn’t get enough views, I’m done. Lol I’ll never do another one. It’s too much work. This podcast is easy but that is something else. I can see why other people hire people to edit their stuff because it’s a lot. SO WATCH IT. Tenron joins me for another emotional ending here on Lotsa Pasta. He’s not too emotional about it but this ending really surprised me. I don’t want to spoil too much but I think I can say that we were both content with the ending and happy with where things ended. Which is NEW. I’ll remember this. Which always means a lot. Spire in the Woods(32:30) by Toni Lunedihttps://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-WoodsCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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This is funny, you ready for this? This is going to be a hoot. I’m finally catching up with my old pal Scutch MacGee and we’re FINALLY breaking down the Game of Thrones last season. It’s probably the most horrifying thing I saw this year, if I’m being honest. If you’re not into us meandering through our depressive Game of Thrones talk, feel free to skip to the time-codes below for the stories I know you crave! Stories full of horror, children, and horrifying children! YAY! A car accident(1:21:21)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Car_AccidentPersuaded(1:33:45) by Chris Stewarthttps://www.creepypasta.com/persuaded/Eh-Oh(1:39:25)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Eh_OhWhy babies are born screaming( 1:53:26) by Neurologuehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/242a66/why_babies_are_born_screaming/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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I was so zoned out and twisted in Cali this last weekend that I didn’t post this episode on time. This also benefits this episode because WhereAmI? And I are conveniently twisted during this entire recording. This is another text-book-twisted episode with WhereAmI? And we read several stories, some more relevant than others. This one is for the fans and friends who need a pick-me-up this holiday season. Thanks for listening and thanks for being so patient with me as I go through some personal shit, everyone!Walking Outside the House(21:41)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Walking_Outside_the_HouseCrunched Up Paper House(33:58) by ullahshyhttps://www.creepypasta.com/crunched-paper-house/Edith’s Memory(45:02) by creepycarbshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/13r85f/ediths_memory/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Tis the season to be spooky, right folks? Comic-Con was dope, Gnarly Charlie got married -bless his soul-, I’m flying out to California this week to go to Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood, the finale of Spire in the Woods is going to come out the week of Halloween, Tenron Otrin and I are going to release the first LP’s on the Youtube:: It’s one hell of a season! I hope everyone is having a fun-filled October like me, so sit back and enjoy another episode of Tenron and I trying to figure out the point of this series. Spire in the Woods(10:37) by Toni Lunedihttps://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-WoodsCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Thank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my song