Lotsa Pasta

You wanna hear us talk about movies? Good. The last one was well-reviewed and got a lotta hits, so here we are doing another one. Mark Rooster and I are back to talk about Rob Zombie’s new film THREE FROM HELL - but we also hop along the board. We talk about Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Ready or Not, House of 1000 Corpses, and Devil’s Rejects as well. We also give special credence to the Mahoning Drive-in, where credit is due. We talk about our times watching Popcorn, Cutting Class, Suspiria, Hausu, Night of the Creeps, Night of the Demons, Jurassic Park, and JAWS! BIG BOARD. LOTS OF HORROR. GOOD TALK. RIP SID HAIG.Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Cr

This episode is Sofa King all over the place. But I love it. And you love it. Or else why would you listen? Back in the states, bringing you an episode I recorded over the summer with one of our newbies, Sofa King, I’m feeling the labor of love as I edit this episode 30,000 feet in the air with a child who I shit-you-not is screaming like some kind of banshee two rows ahead of me and I’m really trying to use my noise cancelling headphones to their utmost of mystical powers. It’s not working. This story is fun, though. It’s fun getting into trouble. I found a Cell Phone on a Train and now I think I might be in Trouble(24:45) by weaveroftaleshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1hx1az/i_found_a_cellphone_on_the_train_and_now_i_think/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Tenron Otrin is back for another thrilling episode about adolescent and pre-pubescent attraction, seduction, detraction, addition, subtraction, and rejection. We join our narrator again in the throes of young love and young stupidity as he continues to do not-spooky shit and instead whine about girls. Why do people like this story? I’m starting to suspect reddit no sleep is for lonely asshats. I’m not going to say that I’m disappointed just yet; but we’re fucking getting there. Welcome to Spire in the Woods-meandering the episode. Spire in the Woods(14:51) by Toni Lunedihttps://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-WoodsCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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You know how they say “An Apple a Day, keeps the doctors away?” Well, this doctor loves apples almost as much as he loves alcoholism. Doctor Enkenstein is back for another episode of fun little stories, jumping all over the Reddit Nosleep map. We land on some goodies, some less than goodies, and some confusies; but that’s the gamble of a random episode like so. It’s a lot of fun, I definitely recommend all of Doctor Enkenstein’s stories, so be sure to check out his other two episodes if you haven’t already. Thank you for Visiting Jack-In-The-Box(21:33) by donworrryboutithttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1bflou/thank_you_for_visiting_jack_in_the_box/We don’t talk about Sarah(30:39) by bellemaushttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/j3d7h/we_dont_talk_about_sarah/She’s in the House. Find her(37:52) by heehawshofarhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2j63x0/shes_in_the_house_find_her/Someone is pretending to be MY WIFE(51:28) by psycho_alpacahttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/467vnp/someon

To congratulate Frowns on his return home, I thought I’d give him and what the people want.One of the worst episodes of all time. Reading one of the worst stories of all time. Yes. This is Harry Potter Fan-Fiction.No. This has nothing to do with our show. Enjoy.My Immortal(1:20) by Tara Gilesbiehttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-ImmortalCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Tenron and I are BACK IN THE WOODS and I don’t know if this is literal or metaphorical for being lost in the DENSE WOODS OF PUBERTY. It’s weird reading a story where it’s almost like the narrator is a manipulative little teenage asshole trying to get laid by a girl who is going through some serious personal shit; or If it’s reminding me of how I was when I was younger and my prude girlfriend wouldn’t sleep with me. Should’ve put out more, honestly, hon. Tune in to hear the harrowing tale of awkward boners and disappointed fathers: Spire in the Woods(23:29) by Tony Lunedihttps://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-WoodsCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Cryin’ Hawaiian knows what the kids want. He’s really in tune with this generation. He knows that sometimes when kids don’t listen, and the education system is failing you, the only alternative is -of course- indoctrination! Correct. This isn’t what we expected but that isn’t to say it was bad. Here’s an episode full of stoned rambling and a short little diddy for the boys and girls. When all else fails, join a D&D group.  My best friend texted me during a school lockdown(45:26) by lindsey4448https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4tcxzu/my_best_friend_texted_me_during_a_school_lockdown/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!
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Let’s take a break for a second to announce our new MERCH STORE at:https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYou like someone on the show, BUY THEIR FACE! You like the show? BUY THE SHIRT!Now then, quickly move forward onto the new episode. It’s another solo, just me and you, baby. You can even watch.. if you want? Just kidding, this is a podcast! You can’t watch anything but your life drain away before your eyes as we lumber onward toward our inevitable demises! This story is about a guy who gets an email. It ruins his life. Enough said! My Life was Ruined because of an Email I never should have Received(10:37) by stillrunning__https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2dvz7d/my_life_was_ruined_because_of_an_email_i_should/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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This story is TANTALIZING. It’s like a fresh cup of water when you’ve been stuck in a desert all year, next to the sun, and the only thing you have to read is BORRASCA and it’s DISAPPOINTING. This is the opposite of disappointing. I can see now why people had been recommending it for a couple years. This story deserves the love it’s been given, it deserves the appreciation of reddit’s base. Frankly, I’m proud that something like this has broken through the internet and gone on to become something more. Something for us all to be excited about. But more on that later. Settle in with Tenron and I as we embark on yet another journey. Except, this one doesn’t end on the road, this one begins and ends with the spire. Spire in the Woods(44:48) by Tony Lunedihttps://www.scribd.com/document/528867914/The-Spire-in-the-WoodsCheck out our episodes on Youtube!?www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: ?CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. ?Foll

Like all good things in life, everything ends. And just like all BAD things in life, sometimes they end for a reason. Well, what about problematic things? If you’ve been listening this long, you know they linger. Today, Django Phillips and I are going to finish our journey to Mt.Doom, I mean, the baby mill, and put an end to this once and for all. Seriously, if there is a part VI, I don’t know what I’d do. I mean, I’d probably read it. But let’s just put a cork in it while we’re ahead. MOVING ON. The epic conclusion of Borrasca happens today, so let’s end this era and come of age, already. Borrasca(28:38) by CK Walkerhttps://ck-walker.com/borrasca-v/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Terry the Tickler and Harold Heavy Hands aren’t here for long but we just finished seeing a movie we felt the need to talk about. And then I remembered there had been like 13 other movies we should ALSO talk about. And then the episode just kind of became “Let’s talk about horror movies.” Midsommar(32:38)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Mark Rooster is back with returning guest Alley Cat to discuss fun horror movies we’ve watched and then we jump into a fun story. What’s great about the movie-talk is the fact that Alley Cat hasn’t seen much of the Horror genre to begin with, and conversely, Mark Rooster has arguably seen TOO MUCH. And what’s great about the story is the fact that it harps on the Philadelphia Experiment and pays homage to H.P. Lovecraft, all the while being a competent and satisfying short story about THE MADNESS OF THE BEYOND. The USS Eldridge(48:41) by DylanTJeffersonhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1e923u/uss_eldridge/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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We’re getting closer and closer to the finale effort of CK Walker’s coming of age tale about the mystery, betrayal, and disappointment that it is to be a child burdened by the system. Sam gets up to some shit. Kimber is definitely there. Kyle, not so much. Django Phillips is ready for it to be over. And me, well, I’m just wishing there were more opportunities to hear Jimmy Prescott talk cause I think he’s fucking hilarious. If you’ve been following along this far, you’ll definitely enjoy this episode. If this is new kicks for you, you’ve got some fuckin’ catching up to do. Borrasca(13:15) by CK Walkerhttps://ck-walker.com/2016/04/12/borrasca/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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We got a three-fer! It’s been a while since we’ve had multiple people sit on the couch at once, and I have a couple lined up that I’m excited about, but this one was a request I just HAD to abide by. WHEREAMI?, after we had finished his last series, had said something along the lines of — “Get me on an episode with someone else,” and I had asked who he would like to co-star with the most, and it just so happened that I had already invited this guy into town for a bit when he answered, “Tom Bongbadil.” So, here we are. And on today’s report, we’re reading something I can only compare to childhood nightmare #34:The Third Parent(29:03) by Elias WitherowCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Pittsburgh has a lot to offer those interested in getting spooked. However, this hotel room may have been the most unexpected spook of all. I walked in, and suddenly a ghost came out of the wall and lied down in the bed beside me. No, this isn’t going to end like episode Ninety-Nine or the Dan Aykroyd scene in Ghostbusters(I wish). No, it’s just my old pal Sir Boo Berry, come to visit me from the beyond. Today we read a story, very simply, about someone named… Brad(15:00)https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1aolsu/brad/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Django Phillips is regretting his involvement in this, if he hasn’t already; But luckily for me, he’s chained to the floor in my boiler room. I use to call it my DJANGO-CHAMBO but I’ve recently had to gag him to stifle the screams. Can’t have the neighbors hearing that! Or else he meets my SHINY GENTLEMEN. We talk about video games for a half hour, but if that isn’t your thing, skip to our chunk of the story below. This is going to be part five of the Borrasca story, but we’re already DEEP in the SHIT, so FOLLOW ALONG, KIDS. Borrasca(31:58) by CK WALKERhttps://ck-walker.com/2016/04/12/borrasca/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Mark Rooster is back in the building or should I say alley? This is fun little story that came out of nowhere. I remember Tenron wanted to read this a while ago, but he got the Left/Right Game sooo… SNOOZE YA LOSE. This story actually has a lot in common with Left/Right Game, now that I think about it. There’s a map. There’s a method. There’s a person who goes missing. There’s a supernatural explanation. And then… IT GETS DIRTY. STRAP IN AND STRAP ON(woah) FOR A DELIGHTFUL TALE OF HORROR… and also 50 some minutes of bullshitting. My Friend’s Warning about Strange Places in the City(50:49) by StrayDog1980https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/17fmv1/my_friends_warning_about_strange_places_in_the/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Well, here we are. The end of another series. And what a series it has been, eh, WhereAmI? It… has been… something. I don’t know what this something is, yet. I don’t hate it. I don’t love it. And no matter how many times I listen to it, it still doesn’t make too much sense. There are some twists and turns, most questions aren’t answered, some more are raised, even less answered. WHO CARES. Art is subjective, right? But IS IT ART? Not really. Enjoy the finale! S is for Stranger(10:53)T is for Twin(27:39)T is for Text(40:03)U is for Underground(54:35)V is for Victim(1:04:38)W is for Wedding(1:14:18)X is for Xerosis(1:24:50)Y is for Yuck(1:40:42)Z is for Zygosis(1:51:16)by NicMcCoolhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/239gja/stranger/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Surprise, surprise, fuckers. I mean, it was a surprise to me too when I realized the author of Borrasca did a follow up continuation to his original narrative. It was an even bigger surprise to Django Phillips, joining me on this journey once again. This time we aim to finish it. Also, we talk about video games and what’s in store for the youtube. If you aren’t subscribed there, be sure to get on that because Lotsa Pasta is expanding! But for the time being, let’s return to our regularly scheduled program.Borrasca(30:14) by CK Walkerhttps://ck-walker.com/2016/04/12/borrasca/Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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Beam me up, Daddy. Ain’t that right, Cannibal Siren? What do you think they’re gonna do to us? Probe? Butt stuff? Steal our genitals? No matter what, the only thing that matters is: we get off on it. Aliens are crazy to think about. But lots of people think about them. Including guests on this show! Well, here we are for another ALIEN EXTRATERRORESTRIAL special full of meat, bubbles, roots, and body horror. Have fun, y’all!They’re Made Out of Meat(26:38) by Terry Bissonhttps://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.htmlStrange Gliding Object: TRUE STORY(34:02)My Manager’s Story(38:40) by KyoskeMikashihttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k3m2k/my_managers_story/Bubbles(50:17) by Max Lobdellhttps://unsettlingstories.com/2016/11/01/bubbles/We Know You Are Out There(1:00:18) by WeMadeAMistakehttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/We_Know_You_Are_Out_ThereThe Pilot(1:12:37)Roots of Change(1:22:00) by Max Lobdellhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5je1em/roots_of_change/My Last Abductio