Bafflegab Gabcast

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We talk about John McCain’s departure from this world, Manafort/Cohen found guilty, and how vaping will make the GOP cool with kids. PLUS: Jimmy Carter is a prole, “Help A Cop,” major DNC reforms and the Trump-approved conspiracy of “white genocide” in South Africa. 00:00 – Sarah Palin’s running mate dead at 81 09:00 – Paul Manafort/Michael Cohen found guilty 19:00 – Duncan Hunter spent $600 on an airline ticket for his pet rabbit 24:40 – Vaping will make the GOP cool again 29:00 – This episode brought to you by MAN CRATES 31:20 – Jimmy Carter is a prole 38:00 – “Help A Cop” get $500 reward! 44:45 – DNC official cries over stripping power of superdelegates 49:00 – The fake South African “white genocide”   bafflegabcast.com

Author Alex Wade joins us to discuss his new book “The Pac-Man Principle: A User’s Guide to Capitalism.” Dr. Wade is a senior research fellow at Birmingham City University whose focus is on British video game histories. PLUS: We dissect the failed “Unite The Right 2” Neo-Nazi rally which took place in Washington D.C. last week, and Ralph awards “heroes” honors to a landlord going on hunger strike against a new homeless shelter in his Queens neighborhood. 00:00 - CLIP: Neo-Nazi douche and “Unite the Right” organizer Jared Kessler gets yelled at by his dad 01:30 - Discussion of “Unite the Right 2” 15:00 - Interview with Alex Wade, author of “The Pac-Man Principle” 47:00 - This episode brought to you by SUNDAY SCARIES - they don’t do shit! 48:30 - BAFFLEGAB HEROES - Landlord hunger striking against homeless shelter   bafflegabcast.com

Author A.M. Gittlitz (@spaceprole) joins us to discuss his recent article in The Outline, "The Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters." PLUS: We talk about Alex Jones' banishment from the internet, Melania Trump's parents and "chain-migration," Green Party ratfuckery and Omarosa's secret Trump tapes.  READ "The Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters:" https://theoutline.com/post/5384/the-secret-history-of-marxist-alien-hunters?zd=1&zi=vhvgzza6  00:00 – Alex Jones is banned from the internet 09:25 – A.M. Gittlitz joins us to talk Marxist alien hunters 36:15 - This episode brought to you by QUIP: the toothbrush of the future! 38:30 – BAFFLEGAB HEROES: Viktor and Amalija Knavs 47:00 – BAFFLEGAB BONEHEADS: The Green Party 54:00 – Omarosa's secret tapes will finally prove once and for all: is Donald Trump racist? Twitter: @Bafflegabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan   Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/ Bafflegabcast.com

Author Alexandra Kitty joins us to discuss her new book, When Journalism Was a Thing, PLUS Meghan McCain has a meltdown over scary socialism, AND ... is cat feces the secret to becoming a better entrepreneur? BUY "When Journalism Was A Thing" by Alexandra Kitty! Out now from Zero Books http://www.zero-books.net/books/when-journalism-thing 00:00 – Meghan McCain freaks out on The View 12:45 – A Daily Caller reporter recounts the horrors of a Bernie Sanders rally on Fox News 20:00 - Centrist Democrats lay out a plan for the mid-terms 26:00 – And it involves: Boomer Corps! A secret army of baby boomers? Close!  30:00 – Alexandra Kitty joins us to discuss her new book  54:30 – HIMS, the only gray-market, pseudo pharmacy startup for yous! 56:10 – BAFFLEGAB HEROES: Cat Poop Twitter: @Bafflegabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/ Bafflegabcast.com

Sacha Baron Cohen kills satire dead with his new series, “Who Is America?” PLUS: Why is Bernie Sanders dissing resistance hero Jeff Bezos? Should Amazon replace public libraries? AND we hear from frequent guest and current Rikers Island inmate, Bill Morgan. 00:00 – Sacha Baron Cohen stole our bit! 14:00 – Team Reality can’t beat Team Fake News 26:00 – Bill Morgan calls in from the clink 30:00 – Trump Helsinki Summit 38:00 – Is Bernie Sanders a Russian agent? 44:00 – Bill Morgan calls again 48:00 – Joe Lieberman freaks out over Ocasio-Cortez 54:00 – Should Amazon replace our public libraries? 01:03:00 – Bill Morgan calls in yet again, somehow.   Twitter: @Bafflegabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/

WHO IS ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ??? This show will provide very little answers. BUT we do have Bill Morgan giving out Free Ice, Ralph pulling a Permit Patty, Lenny comes to terms with socialism and we start a Podcast WAR!!   0:00 ABOLISH ICE 1:00 Lenny is at the Families Belong Together March so the show belongs to RALPH! 6:30 We celebrate the 6th month anniversary of Trump's Tax Cuts! 11:00 Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and what does she want with America? 12:45 Ralph is scared because a man is outside 28:40 Bill Morgan paints "FREE ICE" on the side of his truck. 32:45 AD: "Couchy the Smart Couch" 35:00 PODCAST WAR!! We give out the BaffleGab Bonehead award to "The Stuttering John Podcast" for their MEAN prank to President Trump 45:00 Howard Stern tricks Trump into talking about Melania's poops 48:00 Ralph tells the tale of Burrito Bob 57:00 We go see "Coming to America" the Musical   twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/

HOLY SH*T!! HISTORY WAS MADE!!! You've probably already forgot it happened! But we didn't!! We're talking Trump and Kim Jung-un meeting in Singapore! If you love the complexity of international relations you're gonna love this episode! Check out: https://thealexjonesprisonplanet.bandcamp.com/ 0:00 2018 North Korea–United States summit 11:30 Ralph gives his nod to award President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize 17:30 We listen to that crazy propaganda video Trump made to impress Kim Jung-un 23:10 Our the hosts of Fox News a bunch of hypocrites??? 26:00 LegalZoom AD 27:00 Dominos wins our "Hero's Award" 35:44 Infowars is looking for REPORTERS!! We listen to some of the best nominees so far! 42:30 Bill Morgan shows up to enter the Infowars Reporter Search! 44:15 Bill blows the lid off of the next "Pizzagate"......"CHEESEGATE"!!!!! 50:00 Bill's Infowars Reporter Search entry tape. 55:35 Outro song: The Alex Jones Prison Planet - "Goblet Of Death"   twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.f

For the past 2 years Alex Jones has been watching his wife sleep with 10 guys as they filmed it for Pornhub.....and that is what Spygate is all about!....according to Alex Jones. Don't worry, we're just as confused as you are! ALL THAT PLUS: The NFL takes a stand against taking a knee! Time to get back to the concussions! Mike Pence praises Garfield! And Bill Morgan runs for Dogcatcher!   twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/

What an episode!! Bill Morgan speaks at the NRA Convention (he wouldn't leave his gun outside the convention hall so he gave his speech in the parking lot) (9:57), Kayne West is welcomed into the Republican Party!! and OF COURSE we're outraged by Michelle Wolf so we give you OUR audition tape for next year's White House Correspondents Dinner (41:00)all that plus a DOG who understands capitalism!! twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/

ADULTS ONLY! This week we're talking PEE-PEE!! We start things off with talking about James Comey and the Pee-Pee Tape! and then go head to head with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerbeg PLUS the world premiere of the NEW Rage Against the Machine song "Free the Markets" - AND a Hillary Clinton Sex Tape? Could you ask for anything more? Sure you could, you greedy capitalist swine! twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/

A Scottish man teaches his dog to salute Hitler so Bill Morgan tries to teach his dog, General Lee, that the Civil War was about States' Rights! Trump faces off against Crazy Joe Biden at WRESTLEMANIA 2020! And a firefighter foresaw that Trump would become President - and Bill Morgan sees who will be the next President!!...hint: it's Herman Cain. Check out The Bafflery's other podcasts: Dick of DC: The Anthony Scaramucci Show Murder in Murdertown: A True Crime Investigation Mansplaining the News w/ Mr. and Mrs. Informed twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan

Gun-Free Schools? What we need are Free-Gun Schools!! ARM THE STUDENTS!!! OR POLICE THE STUDENTS!!!* *there is no other option What an episode!! Bill Morgan DESTROYS HIS AR-15 (he could never afford so he opts for sawing his granpappy's ol' luger in half instead) There's SPERM on the Barack Obama Presidential painting??? We have a spermologist give us the full scoop! and Bill Morgan gets attacked! Where was his gun? 0:00 Your daily fear from Wayne LaPierre THEN we get right into it...THE GUN DEBATE! 9:10 Lenny asks that pertain gun debate question: "How do you get ride of deadly snakes?" 17:00 Proud Gun Owner Bill Morgan shows up 23:30 Bill Morgan tries to go viral by sawing his granpappy's gun in half. 27:50 Bill brings a teenager into the studio to prove that Crisis actors are real, or something 34:50 SPONSORED BY the Pickle Palace 35:35 OBAMA HAS SPERM ON HIS HEAD!!! 40:30 We're visited by a sperm expert 46:10 Ben Shapiro sucks...and his thoughts about Black Panther are dumb 50:00 Twitter users lie about b

THE MEMO! THE MEMMMO! DA MAAMMMOOO!! The Nunes Memo is out and we have the OFFICIAL BAFFLEGAB REACTION!! Ralph gets a hot mixtape from a kid at his church! The gang pivots to terrestrial radio and does a show on WKGB in Moscow, Idaho. Bill Morgan disavows Donald Trump for claiming to be the "least racist person in the world"- He's got one week to do something racist and win back Bill Morgan! All that PLUS JOE KENNEDY EATS A CHAPSTICK! You don't wanna miss this!

It's the first annual BaffleGab Non-denominational Intersectional Winter Time Holiday Extravaganza!! The crew exchange gifts and relives old memories from the year including: 13:30 Lenny's visit to Left Forum 23:00 Bill Morgan unboxes his Trump box! 26:00 Bill Morgan auditions for HBO's Confederate 31:30 Bill Morgan's statue of Confederate solider Chester Hibbins is vandalized 38:00 Bill Morgan sings "Take A Knee (From My Cold Dead Ass)" 46:00 Ralph learns who the Juggalos are 52:30 The MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Doo-Wop Band 56:15 We go back to the Eminem's Trump freestyle and Bill Morgan gives Rapping a try ALL THAT PLUS Bill Morgan sings "White Christmas" ( 55:50 ) Wow, if that's not enough Bill Morgan for you- you still got 14 other episodes to listen to!

The boys dive into Trump's Tax Plan....only it's too confusing so a Republican Donor steps in to tell them why it's a good thing!! Plus the debate of the century as the Republican Donor goes head to head with a grad student! Then Bill Morgan shows up with a dirty tube-sock to celebrate the Tax Plan's "Unborn Children" deduction! All that and DENTUREGATE!! This episode is brought to you by Sherri's Berries! The best dingleberries on the market!

Does being a pedophile mean you don't stand for the same values as the good people of Alabama? Well, only Alabama can decide that! We're talking Roy Moore, Lenny apologies for using harmful language, Bill Morgan releases his song "Take A Knee, From My Cold Dead Ass", and an exclusive interview with real-life Washington Post reporter Bernie Bernstein!! 19:30 - Bernie Bernstein Interview 30:00 Lenny Apologizes 34:00 Bill Morgan's song "Take A Knee, From My Cold Dead Ass" This episode is brought to you by Keurig, the Coffee Maker

Bill Morgan releases an Eminem diss track, Bannon goes after Bush, and we answer the age-old question...would Jesus do heroin? He sure looks like someone who would. All that PLUS the war on Christmas! What are you waiting for!??? This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club and Fresh Books. twitter: @BaffleGabpod

Mike Pence leaves a Colts game and football fans applaud him as they continue to sit in their recliners, we try to discuss gun rights and Bill Morgan gets his dirty hands on a packet of McDonald's Szechuan Sauce. Funding for this episode is brought to you by Stitch-Fix, McDonalds and DIY Fleshlights twitter: @BaffleGabpod

Trump goes to the U.N., Ralph reads between the lines on an Orange Custard recipe and Bill Morgan gets shot in the stomach on his summer vacation!! Funding for this episode is brought to you by Great Horses Plus! Check out their Great Horses Courses! twitter: @BaffleGabpod