Never Seen It With Kyle Ayers

This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my promo code NEVERSEENIT at manscaped.com * * * Brandie Posey has never seen Hellraiser, but she rewrote it and we read her script! She's pretty sure there's a guy with pins in his head like the tomato-from-a-sewing-kit we all know and love. Brandie and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Will Weldon, who has seen pretty much every Hellraiser enough to know what Brandie does and doesn't get right.  Thank you for listening! Sign up for our Secret Santa at neverseenitshow.com Hear the uncut version of the podcast over on our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pickle and Bailey return in yet another team-writing effort. They have both never seen Child's Play, but they rewrote it together. Their writing process was alternating pages, unable to give notes or edits to the previous page. Absolute chaos. Then we take on some Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and KyleDadGame. Thank you for listening! Sign up for our Secret Santa at neverseenitshow.com Hear more of this episode, bonus chat and games with Pickle and Bailey over on our patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To kick off the Halloween season, I wanted to take a stroll down memory lane, with some previous spooky scripts, and I punch them up with music, sound effects, audio effects, and more. Enjoy from the past: Henry Zebrowski Has Never Seen Little House on the Prairie Connor Ratliff and Patrick Cotnoir Have Never Seen Supernatural Dave Ross and Hampton Yount Have Never Seen Human Centipede * * * Sign up for our 4th Annual Secret Santa here! You receive a gift from a movie or TV show you've never seen, that would make more sense if you'd seen it. * * * NOTE: Since the episode is shorter, I cut an ad break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Sam Wiles and Joe McAdam to play some Before & Afters, some extremely specific Build the Perfect Movie, as well as the introduction of Hyper Specific Immaculate Grids. Does it play on audio? Who knows. Go check out our YouTube for images of the grids! And check out our Patreon for bonus grids, Kyle's standup, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesse Joyce has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He HAS, on top of that, written jokes about Avatar for The Oscars. Check out his full script, a bunch of on-brand tangents about Buzz Aldrin and art, and some Build the Perfect Movie. Kyle and Jesse are joined by Jono Zalay! Check out Jesse's new book "Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln." You can read it on Scribd, and get a free 60 day trial through this link. Go check it out! Sign up, read the book, unsign up. Boom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Kwaczala has never seen Titanic, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Can you believe he left out the poker scene? Kyle and Joe are joined by Amy Silverberg, who has definitely seen Titanic, at a very formative time in her life. Listen to the full script, hear the extended discussion and games on patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit See Kyle live in Los Angeles this Friday, September 15th, performing his show "Hard to Say," a comedy show about chronic pain and more, with special guest Joel Kim Booster. Tickets at elysiantheater.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Carrozza hasn't never seen Inception, and he rewrote it, and we read his script. Listen to what Mike is pretty sure probably happened, and his explanation for why he chose this movie for the podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kenny DeForest has never seen Oppenheimer, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kenny also hasn't seen Taken in a while, and that plays into it all. After his script, we play some Character Card Head for the first time in a while, and more! Check out Kenny's new special and album, "Don't You Know Where I Am?" on YouTube and via Blonde Medicine Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just The Scripts! We revisit fan favorite scripts and add some audio punch-ups. Alison Leiby has never seen Sausage Party, but she rewrote it and here's what she think happens, with a little audio production from Kyle. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Morrissey (Letterman, Late Late Show, his new album Ice Cream vs Everything) has never seen Jurassic Park, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Paul has a jam of a time writing what he probably thinks happens in Jurassic Park. Kyle, despite the entire conceit of the show, cannot believe Paul hasn't seen it. Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fan Scripts! Submitted by you, the listeners! Some listeners have never seen Pulp Fiction, Jerry Maguire, and The Notebook, but they rewrote them and we read their scripts. Host Kyle Ayers is joined by Bailey Norton and Tyler Jackson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Thakkar has never seen Memento, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Script start about 30 minutes in, we had a little catching up to do. Kyle and Tom are joined by Phil Morris. After the script, some games. Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just The Scripts! We revisit fan favorite scripts and add some audio punch-ups. Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface, but he rewrote it and here's what he think happens, with a little audio production from Kyle. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle has never seen Hook, but he rewrote it and we read his script.  He is joined by Bailey Norton and Sammy Mowrey. They take on Kyle's script, some games, and more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Johnny Pemberton has never seen Ted Lasso, but he rewrote it and we read his script.  Kyle sits down with Johnny and comedian Tyler Jackson to take on Johnny's Ted Lasso rewrite, play some movie games, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Jeff May and Mitch Thompson to tackle some Never Seen It Games, including a very special Barbenheimer (or, my preference: Openbie) What's in the Box'd?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Stone has never seen Indiana Jones, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Hear the full thing, plus Dave and Kyle are joined by Ryan Singer for some games and talk and all of the things. Check out Dave's new standup special, Pack a Lunch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg Warren Has Never Seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, but he rewrites it and we read his script. Greg, a stand up comedian Kyle has known since before Kyle ever tried comedy, steps into the studio, and Kyle and Greg take a great deal of time catching up pre-script. It is worth the wait just to hear Greg's Benjamin Button voice. Check out Greg's new comedy special, "The Salesman" Kyle and Greg are joined by Bailey Norton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle Kiefer (Ruined Podcast) has never seen Casino, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Not only has Halle never seen Casino, she was pretty sure it was Goodfellas, and pretty sure that was Scarface. Listen to her full script, some Never Seen It games, and more! Halle and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Jono Zalay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan Singer is back! He has never seen The Power of the Dog, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Ryan and Kyle are joined by Joe McAdam, and we hit Ryan's script, a bunch of games, and more! See Kyle perform his show "Hard to Say" about his life with Trigeminal Neuralgia, a rare nerve disease. Shows in LA and Kansas City coming up soon. Go to kyleayers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices