Never Seen It With Kyle Ayers

Patrick Noth has never seen The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The brothers, the princess, the historically accurate accents. It's all there. How close does Patrick get to the real movie? Enjoy his script, and we talk about Patrick growing up the son of a film critic! Plus some games, and more! Patrick and Kyle are joined by Daniel Shar. Los Angeles! Live podcast on August 9th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Gondelman has never seen Frozen, but he rewrote it and we read his script. A very Boston take on the Disney classic. We read Josh's script, talk about Disney's classics, old and new, and more! Some games, some chat, all fun. Kyle and Josh are joined by Lindsay Adams! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Maggie Mae Fish has never seen "The West Wing" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. We get right into things with Maggie, who takes on Sorkin and "The West Wing" with her incredibly accurate portrayal of government how is should be. After her script, we play some games, talk some Sorkin, and more! Maggie and Kyle are joined by Will Reese and Bailey Norton. Check out Maggie's new show, "Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse" premiering July 13th on Nebula. Directed by Will Reese, written by Maggie and Bailey! And with jokes and voice acting from, of all people, Kyle! Go see Kyle in NYC or on the road soon! Save 10% off tickets to his off-Broadway run in New York City, September 4-14, with code KYLE10. Apologies if the tech in this one is a bit loud or clunky, we recorded and uploaded this same-day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Tyler Jackson, Jay Light, and Joe McAdam to play some movie games. Before & Afters, KyleDad, Build the Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and, I am sorry, but the return of Simulthemeous, the simultaneous TV show theme guessing game. Also a taste of the return of Character Study! We debate the favorite movies of Arrested Development characters. Exclusive to the Patreon, but with a little bit here! Go see Kyle perform in Philly this weekend, and North Carolina and New York soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lindsay Adams has never seen "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," but she rewrote it. Lindsay finally slides over to the writer's seat! Enjoy her script, that is definitely not more a script for "Lost in Translation." Kyle and Lindsay are joined by Bailey Norton Go see Kyle in Philadelphia this month, Charlotte in August, and New York in September!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ali Macofsky has never seen The Lord of the Rings, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Ali knows SOME stuff, and surprisingly the specific name 'Bilbo Baggins,' but what else? When do the hobbits reach Amsterdam? NOTE: This was recorded over TWO recording sessions. First, we talk Lord of the Rings and play games, then Ali returned to the studio for the script read through. Sorry for any redundancies or linear oddities. Kyle and Ali are joined by Lindsay Adams! Go see Kyle in Philly, Charlotte, and New York City this summer! (tickets either up or will be up on the site, shortly). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rebecca Weiser has never seen Sideways, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Was there a f*cking merlot?! Enjoy Rebecca's take on what she's pretty sure Sideways probably is, and some games and more! Kyle and Rebecca are joined by Sammy Mowrey! Come out to PHILLY on June 27 & 28 and see Kyle's standup hour about living with chronic pain! Come laugh at him! kyleayers.com for details. More games from this episode over on the patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Drucker has never seen Ford v. Ferrari, but he rewrote it and we read his script! There's cars! There's... Henry Ford! There's... David... Ferrari? Enjoy Mike's take on what he thinks Ford v. Ferrari probably is. And check out Mike's new book, "Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games" wherever you get books! We talk video games, play video game games, and more up top, then get to Mike's script! Kyle and Mike are joined by Chase Mitchell! Come out to PHILLY on June 27 & 28 and see Kyle's standup hour about living with chronic pain! Come laugh at him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gabe Gibbs has never seen Million Dollar Baby, but he rewrote it, AND some original music for it! Gabe brings his full keyboard in studio and serenades us with what he's pretty sure Million Dollar Baby is about. PLUS we play, folks, a thirty minute edition of Character Card Head Guessing Game the Game. Has there ever been a more this-podcast episode of this podcast? Enjoy an extended version of the pod over on the Patreon, where our next "Never Played It" D&D session will drop and livestream on (hopefully) June 1st! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jacquis Neal has never seen 12 Angry Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The men... they're angry. But you'll never guess how many of them there are. Folks who've seen it, how close was this? NOTE: There is some wild leaf blowing happening right outside the studio. I thought I cleaned out the sound in post but there might be some lingering. Kyle and Jacquis are joined by Caleb Synan and they learn about Jacquis' favorite things he HAS viewed, read his script, play some games, and more! Hear more of the pod, join our Movie Club, hear some D&D and more over on our ⁠Patreon⁠! More games from this episode over on the patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vinny Thomas has never seen Friends, but he rewrote it! Enjoy his take on this obscure TV show he's never watched. How many Friends are there? Do they like each other? Are they on a break? Get to know this first-time-neversee'er and more! Kyle and Vinny are joined by Bailey Norton. For the extended, uncut episode with no ads, check out our patreon for only a few dollars a month. Find us on YouTube for the video! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rashawn Nadine Scott has never seen Face/Off, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Enjoy what is quite possibly the most and least accurate script in the history of the podcast.  Has anyone ever entered the pod with less knowledge about what they are rewriting?  Rashawn and Kyle are joined by Jessica Sele!  Hear more of the pod, join our Movie Club, hear some D&D and more over on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Business Casual (the LA-based Sketch Trio) has never seen Minions, but they rewrote it and we read their script! They know about the Minions. They can identify some Minions, but do the know what happens in "Minions"? Enjoy their full script, a wild amount of riffing, and some games! Get the ad-free, uncut version over on our Patreon, where our Never Seen It Movie Club will have its next edition this weekend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cody Wilkins has never seen Breaking Bad, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cody's full take on this incredibly popular show! We play some What Did That Memorabilia Sell For? and more! Kyle and Cody are joined by Bailey Norton! For an extended episode with a lot of cut time, and an ad-free experience, check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Thakkar has never seen Lost, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Tom takes on one of Kyle's first favorite TV shows. Can he capture the mystery, the intrigue, the dozens of bad episodes? Kyle and Tom are joined by Michael Joyce. A lot of riffing, a lot of games, and a lot of Lost. Thank you to everyone who came out to the show in New York! If you want more of Kyle, check out his Substack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Rumrill has never seen Raging Bull, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Hear his full, extremely accurate take. We also play some games, Before and Afters, Letterbox'd Guessing Game, and more! Kyle and Joe are joined by Wyatt Fair! More games from this episode over on the patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit! And go see Kyle live in Brooklyn on April 5 at Union Hall. http://www.kyleayers.com for tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jenson Titus has never seen Interstellar, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Jenson's take on the Christopher Nolan classic he's never seen. We do, eventually, get to the script. I promise! Jenson and Kyle Ayers are joined by Daniel Shar! Lots of Interstellar talk, and the Kyle quizzes them both on the movie they haven't seen. More games from this episode over on the patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chase O'Donnell has never seen Shawshank Redemption, but she rewrote it and we read her script! One of the most seen movies of all time, written by someone who somehow avoided it all of these years. Chase and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Todd Sklar! We read Chase's script, talk tea, and play some games! Hear what guest Todd Sklar is calling "the furthest away from the actually movie in the history of being on this podcast." Find us on patreon for ad-free, extended episodes at patreon.com/neverseenit and go see Kyle in Brooklyn on April 5th doing his standup show "Hard to Say." Tickets at unionhallny.com or give it the ol' google! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gary Michael Anderson has never seen Tropic Thunder, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Kyle worries about his name now coming up on Google alongside his character's name in the script. Enjoy Gary's full take on Tropic Thunder, our talk about how it holds up, and more! Before & Afters, What's in the Box'd (Ben Stiller edition) and more! Kyle and Gary are joined by Bailey Norton! Go see Kyle in Brooklyn on April 5! Subscribe to his Substack! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin Sullivan has never seen "Severance" but he rewrote it and we read his script! One of the most talked about shows of the year, rewritten by someone who's never seen it. Enjoy Kevin's full script, a round of NewlyGuest Game, and more! Kyle and Kevin are joined by Hay Beacon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices