Pero Let Me Tell You

In Living Color was ahead of its time…everyone should have a favorite Wayans…Happy Endings is still one of the BEST shows ever…of course Ish has an explanation for Fantasy Island…Jr is an absolute man of all trades…and here we are pitching a spin off for 600 lb life… Ish’s Dr Now impression is pretty good…Return of the Mack, indeed…the taste of Clorox??...sometimes the best intentions lead to delusions…Ish is WAY too relaxed with this week’s table setting…start eating the chocolate bunny with the eyes…be intentional people, we could all use it…week 2 of Joceyln Enriquez references…Last Sodas: Christian Bale & Adrian “Domino” CastroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ is a total Gorrita fanboy…we’re always looking to make a deal…location, location, location…love us a public transportation user…if only MetroRail actually went anywhere…we hope the Live Local Act isn’t used for less than great purposes…everything going up but salaries…lots of equity, but where do you go if you sell your home?...that Miami accent always pops out…how we long for the days of Wynwood…not all development is bad, but let’s try not losing the charm of a community…ok so property tax goes away, but what’s the longer impact…we do enjoy an informative content creator…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hopefully Jr will never stop the jams intro…Ish is back and flowing…insurance mascots, who knew?...maybe one day we’ll become a Halloween costume…hate the penny, love the penny…bluetooth earpiece is peak older cuban man…free nights and weekends was a goal…Ish is VERY anti-ringer…how many keys is too many keys…getting ride of pennies creates way too many problems…we see you Millard Fillmore…paramores and gentlemen of the past…poor McKinley…nobody has almanacs anymore…armoires in the 90s…we’ll never forget you Waterbed City…caballero, Gloria Estefan couldn’t be controversial if she tried, much less in relation to Diddy…like a good Cuban, none of this sleepover or being in other people’s homes thing…should Pete Rose be allowed into the Baseball Hall of Fame…the asterisk hall of fame could be VERY interesting…bring on the Latino music takeover with Bad Bunny & Fuerza Regida on Billboard’s top 2 spots…wow, we really drew a blank on those Spanish language duos, que pena…EVERYONE should get a hug from Jr…Last So

Love that he’s back as the champ…wearing the belt is a workout itself…next time, Ish will wear the singlet if Domino wears the tights…that match was hot as hell…bring on the merch…from Pitbull to Cuban Bulldog to Rottweiler…be vulnerable and intentional…never lose sight of who your actions can impact…Ish in the ring would be interesting…check out Cafecito Chat, the guy’s a total natural…Miami isn’t just SoBe & more voices need to call that out…DJ cameo time!…we are flattered and humbled…podcasters don’t ramble, we entertain…never give in to impostor syndrome…we still miss Panolo’s pan con bistec…talk about a fun career day at school…sometimes our show is a time machine…learn to say no…we could all use a little brain rewiring…and he’s a rapper too, no jodas…do we ever really wrap things up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acas

Another music intro ep…welcome Valeria from ‘Industry of Cool’ podcast…oh no, not the Hunger Games…we also love Junior for free…dear Met Gala, we’re still waiting on our invitation…wow, Grandpa is a suit maker, go on…bring on ALL the buñuelos…Hola Colombia…Carlos Vives is absolutely a full-on experience…mmm, Peruvian food…what’s a Labubu??...the days of Beanie Babies, how DID they go viral back then…nothing like the original Star Wars…Cinco de Mayo is actually pretty damn American…check out Industry of Cool podcast…Last Sodas: Valeria’s daughter & Gloria EstefanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man but we love talking about music…compilation ads were the BEST…el apagon de España…poor Lupita…how is Kurt Loder 80??...Paella pics…developers looking for loopholes, what are the odds…save the art deco essence of Miami Beach…men can absolutely have insecurities…Turkey, famous for plugs & novelas…just added to the Cultura Music Festival, Exposé & Lisa Lisa (we hope)...500 Days of Summer is a definite litmus test…a movie without music really isn’t a movie…and sometimes Y, pa’ joder…Last Sodas: Boris Sanchez & The Flag GuyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seeing the studio for the first time…thank you Mayor & Dr for joining us at our studio…when all else fails, trust science…funny how out of nowhere, people now have the strongest of beliefs…studies should be uniformed or at least comparable…let’s keep studying before reversing track whole heartedly…at what point does the govt have the right to include additives…wow, talk about cost benefit analysis…government spending needs to be curbed, responsibly…doing with less is a reality for us all…hiring your opponent based on skill set demonstrates class…eliminating property or sales tax…so many great things about Miami…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not quite the Tonight Show…you can’t be bougie AND simple…so many versions of ‘giving joy’...DJ’s happy place is watching the ships come in…we still love a midnight buffet…more one day cruises, please…poor people at Haulover…they ain’t great, but it’s still chocolate…expensive doesn’t begin to cover the price of food at Coachella…’The Rainbow Connection’ is just the most gorgeous song, ever, period…heading to Burning Man with Junior…RIP Pope Francis…the bus adventures of Nery in the Czech Republic…more tomato juice talk, now with Clamato…German is a hard language…so many places honey can come from…grapefruit just reacts with so many medications…when you find a good polo, never let it go…Last Sodas: TGIFridays & Sheryl Lee RalphTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So many phases of Elvis…Ish’s L&OU degree should be coming anyday now…Junior is human ginkgo…Saran wrap is the worst…let’s bring back the automat…how do we get DJ’s parents back on the show…sorry for the glitch around 15 minute mark…bring us ALL the chain restaurant foods…is space tourism what astronauts wanted…set lists in space…learning more about Junior via LMFAO & Far East Movement…Versailles has seen so much, but probably not a cafecito…gender reveal parties are just the worst…unless you’re one of those ‘gender is a construct’ people, then we’re totally about them…do we really need promposals…where is JTT?...more ditch talk…the JHud soul train line is THE moment to shine…just feed EVERYONE at your weddings…we do wanna be on the photographer’s side though…catch Ish at opening night of Beetlejuice The Musical on April 29 at the Arsht…Last Sodas: Geri Halliwell-Horner & The Emancipation of MimiTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let M

How has it been 5 years since last time…he opened that journalist floodgate…love you Belkys…when you can marry profession and passion, do it…first time scuba diving and it’s with sharks & Eli Roth?!?!...maybe Miami should have the next White Lotus…if Elton and Madonna can reconcile, what can’t be done…the time before remote controls…we need this Louis Aguirre travel production…love that we can talk about behind the scenes stuff…money where his airwaves are is a new phrase…he’s out there doing the work…nobody learns from dystopian sci-fi…we need Ron Magill on the show…now and always, after that broadcast Louis Aguirre is a journalist, period, full stop…proud dog dad…hmm, could we be a TV show???Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thoughts and love to Dom Rep…for real, get a Junior hug if possible, it’s healing…fine, Jersey Cubans, you have Celia & Marti…can we become Kenbassadors, too…check the checks and balances, bro…to bring back the dodo bird or not is the question…bro & dude are similar but not…let’s all plan the America ride at Epcot…what would you do with unlimited money…Columbia House will NEVER be forgotten…that damn unwanted CD…Nery & The Olive(r) Garden…listening to En Vogue is NOT rockero behavior…Ajax Ramirez…Prank corner with Darien…Last Soda: Angela Carrasco & Juan Pablo di Pace’s ‘Duino’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome our new boy band…no parole for Yolanda…there can only be one Bea Arthur…los Friends are old, bro…Ish genuinely wants to know about torpedo bats…we all have our blind spots…no oil rigs for DJ…why not turn your moment into a cash grab…clearly we have different moments we regret…don’t base your opinions off influencers…escape from WHICH mountain…we’ll never forget Kris Kross, especially with their love of lymon…Jumping with Junior…Mormons, The Cure, what’s the difference…ostriches are scary as hell guys…maybe we’ll plummet to the earth for our 500th episode…Last Soda: Winnebagos & Val KilmerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eating for a living ain’t easy on the waist, but he does it…from humble beginnings…another lawyer…the pandemic pause…love a fritanga or three…shrinkflation is real y’all…there’s room for ALL the food…Hi Eileen & Finka!...everyone needs La Ventanita…another Westchester kid…eating en La Cuarenta…there’s a classy way to post about a business and Mr Eats 305 is doing it…coño, que caro los huevos…grease traps are a personal nightmare for us…we tackle the controversies, like pizza lists…can we be expert pizza witnesses too?...thankfully, he’s helping streamline his own recos…with all his food experiences, it’s still the simple things…croqueta protection program…the smash burger invasion of Wynwood…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PLMTY’s kids songs collection coming this summer…nobody could have seen the Duggars twist coming…definitely the anti-Wicked press tour…we do play fast and loose with appropriate language in Spanish…DJ thought the whitest of white people, Lizzie McGuire, was using a Spanish nickname…we need to appreciate Charytin now and always…the luau lechon isn’t really lechon…ditches are so 1950s…ahhh Zanzibar…Dear Ashton Hall, nobody believes you…Joan Crawford was the original influencer…Ish does have insecurities, just not visibly…especially not when he’s wearing a turtleneck in NY…man, Napster is STILL profitable??...the days of MySpace…we all have that ONE gullible friend…old Latinos love a sparkly emoji…just cuz something looks great doesn’t make it AI…free plug for Kennedy Space Center…we love Junior’s love of pudding...Last Sodas: The Fair & Mexico’s ban on bullfightingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com

It’s true, some of y’all don’t deserve pets…Flight of the Bumblebee is a bop…fast math is a skill Ish just doesn’t have…Never Ending Story is the reason for so much trauma…no trips to the Amazon for DJ…it’s amazing how Ish just always knows what DJ means…love us some giraffes…bring on the bread bowls…tips, tips, tips…a delivery charge at a bar is the ultimate form of descaro…yet again, we were just in the mood for a Subway sub…we stand with O Cinema…if you don’t like a movie, don’t support it but don’t tell us we can’t see it…a box of straws is an assault on DJ…does anyone else have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome outside the Golden Girls…DMV fraud is a whole new frontier, but we kinda respect the hustle…is Spanish a happier language or not?...Last Sodas: El Afilador & Looney Tunes Movie: The Day the Earth Blew Up Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 H

Love having married couples on the show…goes to show, you can still be the first…don’t just be local, be part of the community…so much more to sake than we thought…6th sake master in the world, here in Miami…for real, Mari was kicking butt and taking names…being a ‘professional’ doesn’t guarantee you’ll love what you do…let’s all jog in pink speedos…Haider has the BEST laugh…at this point, we think he’s honorary Latino tbh…we do fry chicken in their parking lot…best part of the show is drinking on air…it’s not appropriation if you really are trying to honor the process and culture…it’s fun AND educational…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper names into spanish…the nicknames in DJ’s family are just next level…damn these untranslatable words…no such things as a successful potter…the great unifier of Techno Cumbia on Univsion…yeah, may just stay in jail, Yolanda…we miss Daisy Fuentes…Last Sodas: Tom Llamas & Jordan Peterson quoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go ViralTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor

The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…look at us making her recall working at a travel agency…she met Cher, that is all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chiropractic adjustment watching ain’t weird…hi Juan Luis Guerra & that good ol’ bilirubin…yet another great experience at SoBe WFF, this year with a win!...NOBODY controls the mayo…happy Oakenfold & Tiesto are still around…can’t laugh if you’re not in on the funny…is ‘no sabo’ a true slur…how big a part of culture is language…does the caribbean NOT have limes…glad we solved that whole canker problem…sour oranges really are ugly…DJ was having Limeade before it was a thing…why was it so hard to get a chicken salad sandwich when they had all the components…Cuban salads are the worst…RIP Joann Fabrics…Ish got destemplanza until the other day…why not spend your birthday in Canada?...waterfalls shall henceforth be known as water volcanos…Last Soda: Voters at SoBe WFFTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i