Pero Let Me Tell You

Next time, we mic our guest better…so close to a year’s worth of episodes…forgetting what we did over the weekend…Congrats to Burger Beast on his 17th blog anniversary…bring on the smash burgers…Junior with the stopwatch weekend recount…Happy Hispanic Heritage Month…Ish loves Halloween…Roger’s Pedasito Energy corner…Miami’s Freedom Tower must always be treasured…hmmm, maybe next time Roger will invite…so much yawning this ep, despite the napping…more Roger faux pas…yeah, DJ is a few notches below hoarder…Junior for the win with the cupcakes…Ish being muted…Roger’s Pesadito Energy Drink…ChatGPT fails…Ai is NOT a person…what do we call our Darien Moments…let’s go to The Sphere in Vegas…text vs Voice Notes…Last Cafecito: Miami Freedom Tower & Golden GirlsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Ho

Straight from Paris, it’s Eric…so much correction corner...another year, another VMA covered…Mariah, give us diva IN your performance…we love Ricky Martin pero man he talks a lot of spiritual blah blah…Eric’s Miami food favorites are basically just all our friends…WE HAVE A SPIN OFF…thumbs up isn’t rude, it’s efficient…dear Gen Z, just stop…respect each other, but don’t impose tampoco…look at Roger causing problems……don’t always keep your guard up…just be Cher in Paris…you never know what is going on in someone’s home…sometimes we do things we never thought to help our loved ones…it’s never too late to improve ourselves…definitely taking Eric to Denny’s next time…Last Cafecito: Sheinelle Jones & Cathy from Denny’sTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo

Welcome to the show, Ana…Cuban moms are a force of nature…New Hampshire is a pretty odd spot for Cubans…teaching our history is essential…keep in mind, we can always change our perspective…blind devotion over charisma is never a good thing…independents unite…it’s always about subverting education…communism does not work, period…never forget about primary sources…poverty porn is never cool…ancient at 27…sometimes you don’t see your own trauma…always comes down to Celia…the beauty of books is it can always be reread…bathing abuela in the living room is Cuban ingenuity at it’s finest…memories are absolutely the true inheritance…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We will always advocate for mental health…Roger will keep your seat warm, Darien…it takes a lot to make this show look breezy…apparently Ish is a height-ist…Roger absolutely projects tall person vibes…always need to acknowledge Junior…the key lime pie from Oh Chocolat was FANTASTIC…a pool party is always a good time…Ish’s outfit was pure Ish…always embrace who you are…clearly Roger is VERY close to this cousin from Cuba…the Cardi B trial was the best thing this week…$24 million is just way too much for a punch in the face…man, Roger has really thought through how he’d distribute his lotto winnings…yay, more French snacks…steall all the snacks from airlines…booster chair needed…nude cruises seem like a little more work than necessary…don’t go to a nude beach as a voyeur…sorry, if you’re overweight you need to pay for the extra seat…do NOT take your shoes off on a plane...Last Cafecito: Gramps & Roger’s UncleTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Le

Roger’s back for another week…short shorts and flan…we have an Emmy-winning guest host…get all the surgery you want if you can afford it…touch-up confessions on PLMTY…French stereotypes are apparently true?…getting played off is peak Junior being awesome…interesting that Roger’s been to most of the Miami places to meet a sugar daddy…a 12 year gap is way too much…the age old Gen X/Millenial conversation…maybe don’t pick on people in the midst of a mental situation…the Miami accent & cadence rears its head again…Basel is NOT basil…we cannot kill Junior with madelines…as we say, Cuban and Spanish aren’t really the same thing…congrats Taylor, Ish just doesn’t care…Happy birthday, Steph!...Last Cafecito: Willy PTown & Brittany BraveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See ac

Welcome Shannah and Raymond…turning personal sadness into a cause isn’t easy…sometimes the youngest of us can have the most lasting impact…don’t judge parents if you don’t know their situation…we should all strive to live like Bella…find your purpose, even in your lowest moments…global impact without even setting out to do that…we need more childhood cancer funding…man, cancer is a real biatch…nothing like partying for a cause…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show, Roger Borges…it was truly a lost episode…no Junior cam this week, booooo…100% decadent French brownies…thank you for the flan, CAO Bakery…National Flan Day should be every day…2 proposals is way too much, forget 43…are we all just losing our dignity for social likes…fluffer, look it up…of course there’s side effects to Ozempic if you don’t actually need it…we’re always our own harshest critic…thanks for the butt compliment though, Roger…what’s your late night ritual…nah, it’s not rude to watch something in bed your partner doesn’t get…DEFINITELY most unexpected comment goes to Roger…just wear the damn bowtie dad…love seeing someone share another side of themselves…Last Cafecito: Us & Roger BorgesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Bring on the 70s background music…does anybody drop out of high school anymore…golden age of PSAs…yo, Freddie Prinze Jr just swing by the show either way…people are still using dial-up???...the magic of a mix CD…flan delivery service, yes please…just be cringe, sometimes it pays off…Ish loves his mutant pic…DJs anger will not be contained…oh Dr Phil, why do we still pay you any mind…what is there to admire about the Duggars…Nelly Furtado be looking fine and thick…there’s no such thing as Real Housewife that looks human…how many members of Destiny’s Child should tour…no bridge is $1B nice…all Stewie moments are great…c’mon Hollywood, lighten up with the content…the scene in Signs of the alien in Mexico is STILL nightmare fuel…oh no, not Requiem for a Dream…and we’re again talking about Acapulco H.E.A.T….Last Cafecito: No Limits Coffee & Sneaker ImpactTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-

We love us foodies…perfection is the enemy of creation…door open recording…eating yummy food isn’t the worst job…creatives finding creatives…yearbook is way harder than law…Disney vlogging gives way to more...it’s all about knowing how to use the equipment…edit to the beat…always filmmaker first…they can get it all in with less than a minute…content for everyone…influencers with integrity DO exist…seriously, lemon/lime is still making the rounds…deciding where to eat as a couple is an absolute nightmare…a big tuna is always attention grabbing…how did Wynwood become so smash burger heavy…giving the pop-up community some well deserved love…of course we end up talking croquetas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Making up our own lyrics…summer school is no longer a babysitter…ugh, middle school is just the worst…some songs just need to be played at certain times…come back Arsenio Hall…do yourselves a favor, look up Acapulco H.E.A.T. theme song…Miami is definitely the 4th top city in the US…hi Vancouver…’she was un poco rustica’...sure lakes are big as an ocean but it’s just not…Ish does NOT float…at most, the American Eagle campaign is just lazy marketing…we say it all the time, that’s why representation is important…RIP Loni Anderson…thank you for Leah Remini, Saved by the Bell…maybe lyme disease brings us the NSYNC tour…Wilfred Brimley & Nick Jonas…what cut of meat would each of us be...Last Cafecito: Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson & New Wave DramaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on

Europa intros are the best…still learning new terms…Ish was always the ringboy, never the ring…DJ’s competitive nature knows no bounds…vikings…so long E! News…we know way too much about the Girls Next Door…the love for Tiffany Pollard is real…so few things are a dollar now…being salesmen at 8 years old…love us some Worlds Best Chocolate…that gift wrap paper was too expensive…Jet 2 Holiday videos…of course, the latest viral trend has a Miami connection…ahhh the golden age of viral videos…DJ is a total tidsoptimist…let’s bring all the old stores and restaurants back…call centers shouldn’t go around the world to get a reply…Sharper Image always over Brookstone…Zayre was just always a mess…welcome back Tristan…Last Cafecito: Jamie Lee Curtis & Magic WheelchairTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com

Love when we can bring on our friends to talk about their success…reading brings people together…parenthood changes you…better to glitch with friends…never be afraid to start over, even once you’ve published something…representation absolutely matters…love us a Miami Puerto Rican protagonist…trigger menus would be a weird restaurant…maybe the military DOES have vampires…mythology requires planning…looking into the past will show you how to move forward and maybe become a jaguar…bridge the gap like Bad Bunny…hi, there BookTok…we love a busy achiever…this is the person who gave Ish one of the greatest pieces of advice…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zorak & Brak forever…all of TLC is bops on bops…so many ‘stop’ songs…TRL with Gaga would have been very interesting…Shazaming in a toilet stall…thank you FL Supercon…anime or furry…RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner & Ozzy Osbourne…music is the soundtrack to our lives, if you’re doing it right…Buc-ees is a little overwhelming…wall of jerky…Red Bull, jerky & Ice Breakers…ok FDOT, we’re ready to be your FL Service Plaza Ambassadors…sundries…let’s all take more vacations to visit the service plazas…also, we clearly need a friend from Paraguay…so much paraphernalia…we should all have a framed dolphin with a birthday hat…it’s officially Leo season…figuring out the transportation system acronyms…wasp is worse than a gnat…Last Cafecito: Burger King wedding & Diana from Beat CultureTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https:

Junior’s hugs are legendary and need to be experienced…all hugs are good, but not all hugs are Junior hugs…third time back and hopefully many more…hair journey updates…finding a good barber is very important…cannot say enough good things about Superman…doesn’t matter if he’s fake, Krypto should have been on the junket…driving up to ATL for a 15s is true friendship…this centromesa convo is even better than anticipated…do we take the centerpiece for psychological reasons…grab all the free stuff, always…fun with cats and cucumbers…why is ChatGPT able to figure us out so much better than we figure ourselves…bro, every time Alex comes on, the convo goes to deep, dark places…let’s all get in touch with ourselves…are we really asking if Stevie Wonder is blind??...so many voices and not all of them necessary…also, loves you Eva Mendes, pero for real we don’t need your thoughts on geo-politics……Last Cafecito: Genuine Friends & Alex MirandaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the

From Puerto Rico to Miami to Japan…COVID can’t stop talent…do NOT miss Domino Saints live…sometimes you just need to pivot…always take the Disney money…Vegas is always a vibe…bring on the sponsors…ugh, the robocalls…let’s face it, Latinos just got that rhythm…the Miami accent will neutralize any accents being heard…spite is a great motivator…the music business is definitely a business…from Great Danes to bunnies…Beatles or Beyonce…of course musicians are loud, especially on SoBe…Miami is saying Miami…it better not be another five years for them to return…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who better than Uncle Al to start the show…ASMR with Darwin should be a show…hot sauce should NOT kick you in the face without flavor…shoutout to the locals keeping it real like Martha of Miami, Burger Beast, Lucy Lopez, Billy Corben and the list goes on…Dolphins player or San Lazaro…the Miami bubble is real…of course Hialeah was the hacking test market…we’re on IP overload…YouTube really does have it all…DARE in Miami was an exercise in hypocrisy…you gotta work hard to have work ethic…it’s a falta de respeto thing…trigger is triggering Darwin…RIP Dial a Teacher…the Miami clique of it all…changing election dates and the optics of Miami government…at least developers won’t kill you, so bonus points…Last Cafecito: Thomas Kennedy and TX First RespondersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted o

How is it already 350 episodes…love us a dancing opening…so much Junior cam today and we want more…even DJs simple order is complicated…shout out to Tristan…catch us at FL Supercon in July, the cosplay will be fun…Ish is skimpy swimwear ahead of the curve…cover up or strip down, just do what makes you confident…let’s all get Saved by the Bell swimsuits…the worst thing is feeling anxiety over going to work…kudos to this new generation for not puting up with toxic workplaces…Office Space was VERY predictive…all the telecom colors…Aunt Viv 1 vs Aunt Viv 2…put us on the Pyramid or Price is Right…Tiny Chef showed more emotion than most humans on socials…maybe we’re just upset Bezos didn’t invite us…what celebrities would you invite to your wedding is a great question…Happy Birthday, America…Last Cafecito: Barbara Walters documentary & Johan EliaschTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-

About time we get to honor this living legend…being from Miami means you have to embrace that accent…hell, Lucy monetized it…of course cousins are her characters…we need a Tetica Spears t-shirt…Pesadita vibes are not a bad thing…late 90s, early 2000s WAS absolutely great in Miami…we just introduced Lucy to Cary Cruz…you can’t teach authenticity and this woman is genuine…don’t be a gatekeeper…Gloria & Lucy meeting is way beyond time to happen…always dream big mi gente…hmm is The Wknd actually Alvarez Guedes…celebrate the journey of your whole family…having met Lucy’s parents, know we love them too…we need more creative matchmakers…”don’t stop, get it, get it” is poetry…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do NOT wanna kill Junior…da bomb sauce is awful…DJ WOULD be a St Bernard…apologies to our Miata lovers…congrats to our girl, Lucy Lopez on her Proclamation from the city of Miami-Dade…the BTUs just hit different…to valet or not to valet…welcome to DJ’s meat corner…hey, the butter was room temperature when all was said and done…don’t check out on the news, but give yourself meaningful breaks…doomscrolling isn’t the answer…seriously, why do people on IG rant in their kitchens…is half true, still true…Bob Fosse, national treasure and a helluva dancer…bring on the Diddy defense…old school New Edition, bring it…dammit Brandy & Monica, bring the tour to FL…look at Junior with the Monica connection…maybe we do have famous listeners…Snow, Vanilla Ice & MC Hammer, what a combo…let’s do spelling in songs again…Last Sodas: American Airlines & Wired TVTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero

Enrique had some bops…all the Iglesias family…the fragrance of Julio Iglesias…bring back Showtime at the Apollo…sigh, Kendall is not the hood…for the record, Costco ID’s are NOT valid for TSA…if you send Ish the sticker, the old drivers license is still valid…love us a jingle…it’s summer time, which means summer camp…too many people at the Louvre…mass tourism in Europe…vacay for the gram…those old Cuban vacations to the beach…so many songs of the Summer to choose from…who did the boy belong to, Monica or Brandy…don’t act like you didn’t do the Macarena…more Mark Morrison…soap operas are called that for a reason…of course we’re talking defunct soaps…before you dress, Caress…Last Soda: Pam AndersonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.