Pero Let Me Tell You

Bringing back ‘cag’…insomnia at the C&C Music Factory…how much lube is too much lube…does absolute power, corrupt absolutely?…no orgy should require an IV…aww, poor Mase…Christina had the voice, but she wasn’t a sex kitten…Subway tastes like Subway, even the items you’ve never had before…oh DJ could ABSOLUTELY work at a Subway…and so the hunt begins for shorter short shorts…in his head, Ish is now part of Melrose Place…seriously, though it’s like they’re just regular people…video coming soon…Last sodas: Emerson Romero & Liza Colon-ZayasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The best ideas always come from unexpected places…man, now THAT sounds like a Noche Buena…fine, we guess there are some Cubans who like spicy…traditions survive when they evolve…tostone chips are DELICIOUS…here we go, making Ish sweat while eating again…sometimes family can work together…hmmm, should we put our faces on a logo…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish just doesn’t get ASMR…sending good vibes to NOLA…gotta give it Tay Tay on the timing…yeah if chickens were disappearing from Hialeah, that’s indisputable…AI rears its head again…leave Celine alone…look at DJ offering advice to the Trump campaign…who wants to see a debate on a cruise ship…the VMAs might as well have been the 27th anniversary…kept man and didn’t even have to put out after meeting Austin Powers…Fyre Fest Round 2 should be hosted by us…should we bring back the Harlem Shake?…yeah, planes had phones on them kids…remembering 9/11 never gets easier…Last Sodas: Bon Jovi & Jorge RamosTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New music from The Weekend is DJ’s personal Christmas…man, so many Pero Primos knew about Pueblo, CO…ahhh the fantasy class ships of Carnival…oh to be a fly on the wall when Nery learned about Only Fans…of course there’s a touch of narcissism…fingers crossed so Tori Spelling can help her finances…DWTS’ narrative shouldn’t be about someone famous for being a criminal…if only we didn’t have to discuss school shootings…experiencing a shooter drill was scary even without an active shooter…gun reform alone ain’t gonna cut it, mental health has to be front and center…Ish did got listen to Daniel Bedingfield’s debut album…can’t wait to share the news…oh hey there, Tristan…Last Sodas: Paralympics & Paralympians and The Muppets/Jim HensonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a great title…thankfully Ish really liked this book…it was hot, but still a beautiful day at Tinta y Cafe…sometimes a story just needs to get out of you…get over the impostor syndrome kids…from Miami to NC, can’t take the Cuban out of the girl…ok, now we wanna taste her mom’s frijoles…many times life gives you all the inspiration you need…these characters are so authentic, Ish kinda hates them at times…love that our history is baked into this work of fiction, never forget it…psst, Ana Villafañe, let’s make this happen…ok and Eva Mendes too since we want her esponjas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who doesn’t love Muppet Babies…TNT, acme and anvils, cartoons taught us so much…we did find out what was being sent from Pueblo…no really disagreeing with Miami’s rude city designation…lack of self awareness, too true…inflation is real, but so is plain ol’ greed…mmmm, Denny’s French Silk Pie we miss you…there is such a thing as too much celebs, especially with politics…language dependent personality is a real thing…dammit, DJ’s got it on lock vs Ish with personality in Spanish…we WILL do the infomercial documentary…Cher AND Judith Light, yes please…there’s no longer an end to the programming day…Barbaros de la Semana: Ron de Santis & Benny MoreTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio

Reading is fundamental…how DO you pronounce ‘eponymous’?…RIP Phil Donahue…you can’t create a viral sensation, it just has to happen…it’s the last week to be demure…Lana de Rey = NYC, obviously…Cristina, icon, period…Nery is a natural blonde who loves Paris Hilton’s music…sir if your head is visibly bleeding, you need to wrap it…and now it’s time our show goes off the rails…castaño just doesn’t exist in English…Barbaros de la Semana: Gus Walz & Ana Victoria Espino de SantiagoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pharmacist, comedian, not that different really…sometimes social media can bring good…persistence pays off…why are we unable to be on time…love when we find thing out about our guests…all roads lead to communism, even at the pharmacy…don’t be afraid to take that leap…after the chat, we found out he’s a fellow SW alum…older Cubans don’t get why they should be laughing at themselves…we may franchise a Cracker Barrel in Little Havana…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks for filling in Andrew…happy(?) back to school…and so begins the Miami rainy season…oooo, now Ish is looking forward to the LA Olympics too…frame that track suit…near, far, wherever you are, Titanic is STILL a phenomenon…so now you just FaceTime on the clock sin pena…the time you spend costs more at Dollar Tree…do NOT come for Celia, you’ve been warned…wow, Snow White could have been an opportunity for little people…what musical is Road to Illinois…Judy really did have Liza’s hair at the end…Elsa, Edna it’s all the same…Scarlet is just awful…Miss Piggy at the 2028 Olympics needs to happen…Barbaros de la semana: Snoop Dogg & Rachel GunnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Andrew Otazo…never go away Books & Books…almost back to school…1.5 generation, is that a thing?…phew, the Yorkie is alive…when hoarders meet…dale Pitbull stadium…RIP J Wakefield Brewery…the rise and fall of Wynwood…Little Havana turning to west Brickell is almost a hate crime…wait, horoscopes are back?!…we’re sure an asparagus would cause car crashes…don’t take a shot if you’re driving…pero pollution from WW2…so much eco-education…Barbaros de la semana: MJ Algarra & John Stephen AkhwariTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man we love having people on here funnier than us…Italian, Cuban, Miamian, all the same really…stand up needs to be honest…women ARE funny dammit…elevators are the perfect place to shame people…don’t heckle if you can’t take a heckle back…sometimes people just want to be the ones ‘to cancel’ others…user your platform to fight stigmas…domestic violence survivors deserve their voice to be heard, LOUDLY…even negative moments can be used to further your life positively…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, so much ice chewing…shout out to Brewlihan…silence isn’t always a bad thing…can we have ONE light week…Estamos contigo Venezuela…if your humanity depends on your political dogma, you don’t have any…wait, there are influencers IN Cuba?…btw, not everything has to be about YOU…once you get an explanation AND an apology what more do you want…if even Ish found the menage a trois inappropriate then maybe it was…overall, the opening was kinda messy and looooong…except for Celine, Celine is always perfect…coño como Cuban tiene Olympians…Last Sodas: Flavor Flav & Olympian Peter NormanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, summer’s almost over, bring on Valentine’s Day…the holiday math makes sense in Ish’s head…Kylie could get that 6th Olympic ring in there…Torn is a cover of a cover…Darien as Zanigef would definitely have implications…why were baby costumes so big in the 80s…how do delegates work at the conventions…mira, a POC woman + a gay guy just ain’t gonna win the election…please never engage conspiracy theorists, it never ends well…guess it’s gonna be a brat autumn too…Olympic mascots are absolutely adorable…so it’s a hat and NOT a drop of blood…ay just let Celine light the torch…Last Sodas: Sharknado & Billy JoelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dammit, just vote…wait the League of Women Voters isn’t just for ladies anymore…seriously, every time she says ‘The League’ who else is thinking ‘Justice League’…wow 100+ years in operation….empowering voters and defending democracy, we can get behind that…local elections probably count more than national ones…btw, take a shot every time DJ says he works in politics…register to vote…same 3 questions, no gotcha here…those who don’t vote, aren’t top of mind to the candidates…wow, the ladies are really showing to vote…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Shelly, Ruth, Richard, Shannen & Bob…these are TRUE icons…damn, Dr Ruth was badass for a 4 foot tall lady…still too many takes for that scene…why DO so many Spanish words have that many syllables…detergent & trash bags are stupid things to be that expensive…we need to turn down the political temperature…you can disagree without turning on each other…ironically, it ain’t binary kids…we forgive the phoning it in this time Shakira…caballero, those Colombians saw Die Hard one too many times…bottle Alfredo still gets the job done...Last Sodas: Bob Newhart & Levar Burton’s speech on ‘Clipped’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back from Italy, DJ…congrats to Roger Borges & his hubby Eric…thanks to our guest co-hosts…not the last minute emergency anyone needs…cancel then rebook…3 biopics in a row on a plane…bring on the carbonara…European food just is better tasting…easier to find in Italy, a medianoche or crema de malanga…ok, make sure sure to get the rental car insurance…of course he meets 2 Americans from Cleveland in the middle of nowhere…did they have a Dr office in the movie hostel…again, never venture into the comments on social media... last sodas: CCW/Domino & Dr. Marvin DunnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all have great memories of those 15s…support local theatre…it’s all about connecting with the character…comedy and music, bring it…universality in the specificity…wait, Ruben improved his line in Ant Man?!…never too late to become a comedy sensation…talent is first, but damn if costumes aren’t vital…los 15s really do have an ebb and flow…if we still laugh after seeing things multiple times, that’s just comedy…don’t miss this play mi gente!!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603My Sweet 15 Show Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36713/production/1205863 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for co-hosting Lucy…from White House to Pero Let Me Tell You…how do we get rid of impostor syndrome…Laughs in Spanish was a blast…ok, so now we have a budget savings in FL, where’s it going?…why bother with context if it gets in the way of your narrative…we nominate Lucy for FL community art director…btw, thanks Migas for letting us record…always a damn heat warning…tremendous stick of water…not a mango shortage…Marcello is clearly making his mark on some of those skits…la pobre Marilyn Monroe…today’s lesson: don’t be a lazy hater…of COURSE it’s called the Santeria corner…please have a sense of humor…Last sodas: FX’s The Bear and Max’s My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Alex Miranda…and welcome to Needles aka Lil’ Pound Cake…we’re just two Miami boys…Alex hosts at Hard Rock, Ish at a retirement community…the dog show was a hoot…WWAD…Needles is a hisser…3 times to crown a beauty queen is too much…again we explain the cafetorium…Needles still hasn’t replied about her queerness…Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month...thank you Alex for sharing your mental health journey with us…destigmatize mental health struggles…yo Elon, we ain’t buying it from Nick Cannon & we ain’t buying it from you…once more, Twitter is a cesspool…deleting and downloading IG daily is a commitment…caballero, Alex really did do a death drop…Last Milkshakes: Charli XCX’s ‘Brat’ & Lynda Carter’s ‘Pink Slip Lollipop’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.florida

Seriously, 3 aliases = tax evasion…he definitely doesn’t give off HR vibes…follow your passions, don’t let age tell you otherwise…building a wrestling character that popular, that quickly is talent…despite his story, trust us that pan con bistec was GREAT…the family that wrestles together…the glory days of WWE…let’s remember Men’s Mental Health even after June…leap outside your comfort zone always…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.