Pero Let Me Tell You

No Oregon Trail here…hmm, what sitcom opener for2024…shout out to Jupiña…we support the WGA…of course she protests at Telemundo…honking the horn = Miami support…why are we in such a rush to replace ourselves with AI…kids of refugees, always on survival mode…ABBA, the original AI performers…flying cars WILL drop out of the sky due to low gas…Wall-e is not a goal…nobody wants to be upstaged on their wedding day…change doesn’t come until it hits your pocket…of course Gloria is DJ’s fave…Miami petty is a whole other level…Keeping up with the Garcias…let’s all get sanders…tripa issues…only sluts get nauseous…Armenians = LA Cubans…shout out to Luis Santeiro…we can be flawed & Latin…love an organic name drop…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/

We’ll say it again, love when a hometown boy makes good..no big, just part of the biggest video game in the world..that mo cap suit looks super uncomfortable…ah y BAFTA nominated too…yeah, the children of immigrants know no bounds…VO is just as hard…representation even matters in video games…Bleach, Clorox, all anime should be about cleaning products…hard work pays off…soap acting is boot camp…can take the boy outta Miami, but can’t take croquetas outta the boy…if you don’t pivot, you go extinct…and now he gets to hit up Comic-Con…yet another New World graduate…oye Miami, take a page from LA and tranquilizate a bit…shout out to our boy at 305 Pride…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s almost 4a so here’s a list of stuff we talked about: Los Angeles, avocados, 2010s, I love the 90s, CNN, weather, beaches, new Miami area code, the Y names in Cuba, recording shows on tape, 5 & 10, Incredible Universe, Z Cavariccis, Game of Thrones, SNL Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Past guest team up…hmmm, the Lucy Lopez Club…PSA: the Spanglish is in FULL EFFECT on this ep…never be afraid to step out of your comfort zone…apparently Ish needs to hear better…bring on the moonshine…we wanna inspire a character…female majority production = different energy on-set…our stories can be more than just doom & gloom…bring on the anxiety of turning 44…creativity needs to be encouraged in all forms…celebrate the achievements of others, we always do…SUPPORT LOCAL THEATER…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603#GRACED: https://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/2022-2023/theater-up-close/graced/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oreos are nearly perfect…birthday cake chronicles…we need those LA recommendations, Pero Primos…RIP Jerry Springer & Dame Edna…drag only ‘dangerous’ when done by LGBT+ community…buh-bye Tucker Carlson…we’ll wait for Billy Corben’s return to elaborate on Miami politics…corporations aren’t great, but a civil servant can’t retaliate…FL loves fighting with tax payer cash…why don’t we ever find something that valuable at the GoodWill…let’s face it, 8 tracks were for the bedroom…Last Sodas: Carol Burnett & Jury DutyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tremendo alarma at 4a…hmm, let’s see if the video podcast works…Miami is NOT the same as Florida, fight us on it…the self perpetuating gas shortage…all roads lead to communism…still can’t figure out why toilet paper ran out…SNL has been on a roll lately with repping latino culture...The Walls Have Ears…the epitome of impactful production…Miami has culture, just have to find it…the mortality of flan…do you settle if you know you’re guilty…sacrifice the truth for profit…at what point do you rethink your choices…we admit our denial about Bill Cosby…Last Soda: The Walls Have EarsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Majoring in journalism while serving our country is NOT easy…never doubt that Dominican/Puerto Rican hustle…war zone, breaking news, they’re more similar than we think…impostor syndrome is real mi gente…that week on GMA3 stepped up their representation game…Gio & Steph has a nice ring to it…let’s leave talking heads to the cable networks…uh-oh she doesn’t drink cafecito…but she can sing, so it’s all good…her family is down here in Miami, ya tu sabes…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay dry South Florida…what would Gwyneth buy at Dollar Tree…revisiting Elian 20+ years later…being torn by emotions and the law…look, what we foretold with Elian came to pass…trolls gonna troll Cuban Americans…legit, Smurf Eye for the Straight Guy would rock…we should be asked to attend Fyre Fest 2.0…guess we are reality show rejects…is Youtube the new Real World…The Peñas are the 1st reality TV stars…Miss Piggy NEEDS to be on Drag Race…my nostalgia isn’t for you to place yourself into…not everything is about you Gen Z…Last Sodas: Local Theater & Frosted Tips with Lance BassTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Easter weekend…Viernes Santo isn’t really a ‘feliz’ sorta day…we love cheap chocolate as much as expensive…filet o fish and tuna subs, today is your day…Peeps are cool, but just for Easter…oh look more Catholic Church abuses…funny how we can paint one group with a brush, while not another…Catholic guilt never goes away…whose whole identity surrounds what beer they drink…release the drag queens…now and forever, we won’t stop banging the drum on the Cuba communism press machine…pan con mantequilla really is the best…Ish will never be 100% over the fruit cup…Last Sodas: Yuri la Mas Bella & Up Here on HuluTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amparo is STILL bringing people together…NY>LA>MIA…what better place than Coral Way for this interview…we absolutely need to tell our stories so it can be authentic…oh we public school kids love ragging on private school kids…la familia first always…theatre in the round is the epitome of next level worth it…even villains need humanity in a story…love that it’s transcreation vs translation…it’s one thing to say, it’s another to do…Ish is definitely feeling the opening night FOMO…bro, go see this play ahi en el Tropical Park y la 40…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Walls Have Ears: https://www.wcacenter.org/tickets/the-walls-have-ears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do love a guest host…content creator vs influencer…Spring Break hangover at middle age is VERY different…yeah, Cubans don’t do sleep overs…hmmm, Cuban inspired & in Baltimore, suspect at best…CuMex is the new fetch…cafecito is a religion, report that misinformation…you see, Ish isn’t the ONLY one that freezes while recording…Westchester is TOTALLY Northern Cuba…living in the hyphen is real, caballero…Cuban AND Argentinian, tremenda combinacion…Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner, PR stunt or true love…Un Verano Sin Ti for album of the year?…BEST COVID TRANSITION EVER!!!…Last Jupiñas: Photographers of Bad Bunny’s TIME cover & Miami SeaquariumTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tinte, cruises and fast casual dining…after 30 years of going to The Fair, we now get to be part of it…we love a good swag bag and this was definitely one of them…congrats to The Weekend…difference between a button and a pin…el show de hielo isn’t the same as the ice show…could Ugly Betty exist today…of course Jaime Camil is uber talented…America Ferrera & Pedro Pascal would totally have an office romance…office cute is a goal…ay La Diosa de Cuba…yes, FTC let’s cancel subscriptions the way we sign up for them…y’all we get it, things are crazy in Florida but we can’t speak for EVERYONE here…Scam Likely isn’t targeting you…Last Jupiña: The FairTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Never doubt the willpower of the child of immigrants…ah yes, the ol’ we’re all about diversity, until they’re not…the amount of work on dialects alone makes this a masterpiece…know your limits when telling the story of others…people like to learn, not be lectured…seriously, this man is a PERFORMER when he reads his book…we think he could take Louis Aguirre…one person can make a difference…como joideron los gallos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Miami Creation Myth: https://miamicreationmyth.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to drink without judgement…French in Action was apparently quite the thing…let’s all look up Ingles sin Barreras…Joe Exotic couldn’t be any worse than other candidates…yes, let’s hold onto that feeling rule, please…Angela Bassett did HER thing…who doesn’t love a comeback story…DJ’s just not good eating at the Fair…so holding someone at gunpoint warrants more jail time than sexual abuse…if you have a choice, be like Courtney 1ove3…Career Day is exhausting…we are everything, everywhere all at once across Miami…Last Jupiñas: Parker Project & Rep Pamela StevensonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come see us live at The Fair on 3/23…El Moñoñon is a total bop…still amazing we know these people without knowing them…Boney M is pretty damn cool…said it before, say it again, the Billboard charts today don’t mean anything…lack of monoculture has even ruined high school pretension…psst, nobody cares if you leave IG…when Mirtha meets Apple Pay at the Cuban Bakery…Ish doesn’t understand talco as a gift for señoras…this trip down fragrance lane is quite the journey…the wall of torsos at Darien’s parents house…JLo is NOT Jota Low…Last Jupiñas: Andrew Otazo & Fernanda Cortes Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love us good comedians…Hialeah Cuban by way of Mexico…love a complex accent…improv is under appreciated but a great tool…always challenge yourself, don’t just settle for comfort…ok, this is the best story involving American Idol ever…we wanna dance with Lionel Richie too…Only in Dade is oddly an official news source now…maybe we can go to Dubai too…local kids making good, you know it’s our favorite tale…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always start an ep internationally…it’s sometimes ok to lie to the kids…sure it’s stilted, but at least AI got platanitos & cafecito right…deep fakes are absolutely terrifying…at least just ban TikTok filters…ok, sorry Gen Z I’m not feeling bad you have to get a 9 to 5 job…Bond’s gonna need A LOT of revising…at some point you’ve just created a whole new work of literature…don’t be a povo…we had a great SoBe WFF, but there was a moment where it could have gone really pear shaped…we appreciate Cheesecake Factory for what it is, nothing more nothing less…Last Jupiñas: @bullets_4_life & MMA trainer/fighter Jonathan HaughtTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, we like people who try hard…sure, it was bad, but go on Ariana de Bose, nobody was talking BAFTAs this much before…of course her name is Miercoles…RIP Raquel Welch…we’ve come a long way bay-bee…we don’t know, maybe the fetus is a serial killer…where does the slippery slope end…at what point is the tipping tipping point…tip accordingly, but we shouldn’t have to make up salaries…TWIST, this week Ish watched The View…is there a correlation between age and career politicians…we’ll never really age…and now we’re off to SoBe WFF…Last Jupiñas: Rita Moreno’s rejection, The Cosby ShowTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soooo much Jupiña…true icons of our culture…others can try, but you’re not Materva or Jupiña…still family owned…it’s up to us to keep that culture going…seriously, even in Ireland?!…when you’re a classic, you don’t mess with it…well, if Andy & Gloria are drinking it on-camera it’s endorsement enough for us…thanks to social media, you know how much your product has made an impact…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New mics, old hunchbacks…maybe the UFOs will be a good thing…yeah, Independence Day didn’t need a sequel…apparently RiRi’s never really been all that energetic…is it too much to ask to actually GAF?…like that we’re left being whelmed…sorry, Rolling Stone, you’re wrong…seriously, get your lines together Aldi…passive aggressive at its peak…all hail the instigator vieja…Marshall’s line anxiety…DJ to the translating rescue…we’re giving and taking with out love for Secret Miami…dammit now we want Swensen’s…last Jupiñas: Mom on Reddit & volunteers on the ground helping with the Turkey earthquake…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.