Sana G's Clown Of The Day

Grandpa wanted to drink ALL DAY... so he left his 7 year old granddaughter with a homeless woman. 

Undisclosed bodily fluids were put in the food of hundreds of people at this steak house, and everyone got sick... but what was it really?

We'll never understand how you step foot into the happiest place on earth, and that puts you in the mood for a huge brawl. 

You donate to the church this past Sunday? Well, your money might be going to fund Candy Crush and Mario Kart Tour. Yikes. 

This is a new kinda crime in Oakland... bee-napping!

She's allergic to the gel nails, and her hands crack open like crazy, but she keeps going back?!

Some school beef and cover ups lead to a principal being accused as a racist... but the evidence was all AI!

Karen was mad, drunk, and apparenty, proud that she was a defense attorney. Don't laught too loud in your own house, she may come for you too. 

Everyone wants extra sauce, and when you get don't get it, you ever get THIS mad?

A lash appointment ain't THAT serious... you don't need to torch your tech's car!

How they gonna shutdown an IRS office on tax day just over a little scuffle?

This dude was taking his kink to the next level, and this poor elderly woman had no idea her car was being violated like this!

This thirsty chick thought it would be a good idea to get up in front of a packed plane and announce that she's looking for a sugar daddy. 

This dude really went to the extreme to avoid child support, but now he's double screwed. 

If you want to get a larger behind, go see a doctor please. Don't go see someone who is injecting you with brown liquid. 

We all know guac is extra at Chipotle... that ain't no reason to start poppin shots!

Poor woman has a special needs child, but she fell victim to this heartless scammer. 

Squatters broke into a house, changed the locks, now THEY are suing the homeowners. Insane. 

This clown gave a counterfeit $100 to the girl scouts to buy some cookies. That's low. 

This dude filmed himself driving like a maniac, so of course the cops found him. You could have killed someone!