Film School Janitors Review Films

Movie theaters are dead! Unless it's a movie people will pay to go see! The Film School Janitors watched KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, which is part four of the new films, but the tenth overall. This is their review. Go apeshit with it!

What can I say... X-MEN '97 was made for the Film School Janitors. This is their review.

The Film School Janitors are back from a holiday break... with this. They watched ATLAS, and what's it about? A.I. gone rogue. Person that hates A.I. has to stop it. The term A.I. is used interchangeably with androids. A.I.-hating humans still use A.I. Enjoy the review!

An impromptu review of THE ROAST OF TOM BRADY, a.k.a. THE GREATEST ROAST OF ALL TIME!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: BUTCHER'S CROSSING The Janitors are hunting buffalo! Or at least this movie tries to make you feel like what that was like! Do you know that weird sentence where you say "buffalo" eight times and it actually means something?! That's kind of like this movie and review!

This is not a podcast of Jay reviewing "ketchups," but it is a catch up on his reviews of THANKSGIVING, RICKY STANICKY, ROAD HOUSE, and one new Film School Janitors review: TOTALLY KILLER!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: RAISING ARIZONA Is this a movie you've heard of? It's a short review but Rodney really had to go...

A24 is gonna A24 and just because it has a bigger budget than most of their other output, CIVIL WAR is still very much an A24 film. If you don't know what that means - listen to find out!

The Elementary Film School Janitors Crew is back! And this time their reviewing another version of AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER - the live-action version on Netflix! How does it compare to the original animated show? How does it compare to the live-action movie? Do they pronounce everyone's names correctly? Listen to find out!

It took a while, but the Film School Janitors finally watched BLUE BEETLE, which is the only DCEU film that's supposed to maybe be a part of the new DCU? (Well, PEACEMAKER and maybe the second SUICIDE SQUAD? Who knows for sure... it's weird.) While we wait and see what happens to the hero of Palmera CIty, you can check out the Janitors' review!

The Film School Janitors watched RICKY STANICKY so you don't have to... unless you want to... or did... and that's not necessarily a bad thing that they did... or you did... or your friend Ricky did... Listen to find out what they thought about it!

The Film School Janitors got sick of cleaning up after students at the university, and took a break to head to the Florida Keys. They found a fun bar called the ROAD HOUSE, and they were asked to use their janitorial skills to clean up the riffraff in the place. They said to call Jake Gyllenhaal instead. That's the movie, and this is their review!

It's been awhile since the Film School Janitors were MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA, but they've gone and done it again! This time, they make toxic fumes by mixing two ROBERT DOWNEY JR (not?) classics: TUFF TURF and HUGO POOL. One is from very near the beginning of his film career and one is from near where it almost could have ended. Take a listen to find out more!

The Film School Janitors were afforded a rare opportunity... they interviewed a filmmaker! After watching HANKY PANKY, the Janitors had a chat with writer, co-director and star, NICK ROTH. They had a lot to say about the film where the hero is a talking, sentient napkin. You read that right! HANKY PANKY follows a group of friends (who might not all be friends) gathering in a cabin in the mountains. They start getting picked off one by one by some alien force, unless the aforementioned sentient napkin can save the day! The film is available starting 4/19/24 on Google, Apple, Amazon, and Vudu, or you can find out more at https://hankypankythemovie.com/

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: DREAM SCENARIO When Nic Cage discovers almost the entire world is dreaming about him (in the film as well as the real world of course), he makes a lot of strange choices with that revelation. This flick is a ride and the Janitors are here to help you through it!

Would you believe it's time for yet another one of these movies? GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE is a strange creature. Join the Film School Janitors as they dissect the film. (No kaiju were harmed in the making of this podcast...)

Most of the Film School Janitors finally took a dive and watched the last entry in the DC Comics Extended Universe - AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM. Excuse the lack of fanfare and take a dive too - so listen!

A few years back, a couple famous filmmakers named Quentin and Robert tried to emulate the old double-feature B-movies from back in the day. To say that people did not get it is an understatement. In between these two B-feeling-movies there were previews for fake movies, two of which were actually made, and now a third one exists: THANKSGIVING The Film School Janitors pull out their knives and take a stab at carving up this film. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE RUNNER I know, I know... it sounds like one of his direct-to-video action-y revenge pics, but this one is about a politician running for office and he can' keep his zipper up! That's a very basic analysis, but let's be honest: if you're here, you're gonna listen or watch anyway!

One of the Film School Janitors watched GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE and did they give a warning or a recommend? Listen to find out!