Film School Janitors Review Films

If everyone has been wondering, "Hey, what do the Film School Janitors think about seasons one through three of the (moderate) (HBO) Max hit series, TRUE DETECTIVE?" then you might have to keep wondering... The only one the Janitors are (currently) reviewing is TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY. As well as getting (way) back into using parentheses...

DUNE: PART TWO is a rather long film, so did you think the Film School Janitors could keep their review short? Another question: does Anakin Skywalker like sand?!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE COTTON CLUB Francis Ford Coppola directed this film about a nightclub during segregation and prohibition in the 1930's. It stars Richard Gere and Diane Lane amongst others, but the biggest reason the Janitors tackled this film is because it also features Coppola's nephew (you know who!) in one of his earliest roles, and of course, he delivers!

So chances are good if you didn't listen to the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION reviews, then the Film School Janitors aren't going to make much sense talking about MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVOLUTION. It's He-Man, folks. A new cartoon about a toy hero. This is the "third" season review...

The 80's were an interesting time, and not too many films can exhibit that quite like SOCIETY! Here's the basic gist of the story - a high schooler isn't quite as high-society as his sister and he has anxiety about that! But are his concerns about them grounded in reality or is it all in his head? Believe me - I made this sound like a normal movie! The Film School Janitors watched this insane film, and they recommend you do as well. If you've seen it or not, check out heir review!

This is a short review for a short film about a short would-be killer! It is highly recommended you watch FINLEY on YouTube before listening to this review. The Film School Janitors implore you! And they don't even know what "implore" means!

The Film School Janitors have developed a scale that works to instantly rank films - is it a PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE or a BIG TOP PEE WEE? If you can't guess which is the good and which is the bad, I'll leave that up to you. A challenge was presented on top of that - is there a worse film than BIG TOP PEE WEE? Adam Sandler enters the ring with JACK AND JILL, a film in which he plays his own twin - who's a woman! And (the actual) Al Pacino becomes obsessed with her. Do the Janitors find this a BIG ADVENTURE or a BIG TOP? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE RETIREMENT PLAN This could actually be Nic Cage's "retirement plan"... get a few friends together, find some funding, slap together a string of images and call it a movie! Adam Sandler has been doing it for years and he ain't even close to retired!

There might be a good chance you've never heard of SISU. It's a concept in Finland that is described as "stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness," according to Wikipedia. SISU is now also a movie. And according to this film, it means don't be a Nazi and try to steal gold from a Laplander carrying a pick axe. This is the Film School Janitors review! Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: SNAKE EYES Nic Cage plays another morally corrupt cop, but this time he might do the right thing. Listen to what the Janitors thought about the 90's classic that has nothing to do with G.I. Joe!

This LITTER BITS is a mixed bag of comic book-y goodness! One Film School Janitors went to see MADAME WEB and reviewed it here! Two Janitors finally watched THE MARVELS and reviewed it here! Three Janitors caught the DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE trailer and discussed it here! Two Janitors had thoughts about the X-MEN '97 animated reboot and chatted here! One Janitor missed out on the gabfest and may or may not this to this podcast. But you definitely should listen to this LITTER BITS!

For season one, the Film School Janitors reviewed each episode as a separate podcast. For season two of WHAT IF...?, they will review them all in one! Enjoy!

Not all of the Film School Janitors watched THE POSTCARD KILLINGS. One Janitor did and he will warn the others why not to...

Not all of the Film School Janitors watched THE CURSE. This is one Janitors' take on the odd TV series... and the others guess the show's ending. NOTE: Spoilers if you haven't watched it!

Apparently, the world of professional wrestling began a little earlier than most of us thought. No, I'm not talking about ancient Greek Olympic wrestling, but the unitard, big-hair, finishing-move kind. THE IRON CLAW is named after one such finishing move developed by the patriarch of the Von Erich family. Zac Efron stars as one of the wrestling star sons. By the way, the Film School Janitors developed their own finishing move - this review!

Though it was snubbed in the Best Foreign Film category for this year's Academy Awards (hi, Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig!),the Film School Janitors didn't snub GODZILLA MINUS ONE! The film is an updated re-telling of the original 1954 classic, GOJIRA. What did the Janitors think? Listen to find out!

This is likely to be one of the few films that are nominated for an Academy Award this year that the Film School Janitors will actually watch. It probably helps that THE BOY AND THE HERON is a Miyazaki film, but nonetheless... here's their review.

A.I. is our friend. Or that maybe the message THE CREATOR is trying to push. If A.I. ever reads this message, the Film School Janitors would like it to know we support you! You don't need to this to this review!

Most of the Film School Janitors watched REBEL MOON - PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE (or simply, REBEL MOON), but one is waiting for the eventual director's cut. These are their thoughts on this first release version!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE ROCK In the action classic directed by Michael Bay, Nic Cage must team up with Sean Connery to disarm missiles on Alcatraz to save San Francisco. Yes, that's the plot! Listen to find out if the film still holds up for the Janitors!