Pitch Me Something

The internet’s premier U-Haul-based podcast is back. And listen, we know no one else is really filling this market niche. We’re gonna call ourselves the premier anyway. Now join us for some spooky late night podcasting as we complete the night time leg of our journey to Windsor. We’ll talk monsters, customizeable trucks and who […]

This week, Pitch Me Something goes on the road to help Robbin move in our special truck-based miniseries, Grinding My Gears! We’ve got new segments, returning favourites and a whole bunch of MASSIVELY outdated traffic advice. Theme song: Around the Block by the Mike Janzen Trio

Laura teaches kids about marine biology and conservation via mermaids, Maddi wonders how many of her neighbours are secret time travelers, and Sean contemplates the thought of an ancient deity with a minimum-wage job.

Left field! Over the middle! Pop fly! Home run! That’s right, we’re playing Curveball again, and these pitches are coming so thick and fast we can barely keep up!

Sean is tired of getting Obliviated every time muggles discover something weird and fantastical, and Linzi launches a veritable onslaught of pun-derful anthropomorphised kitchen gadgets.

That’s right, the Smorgasbord of Horrors is back with a heel-face turn. It’s an episode full of Xenogastronomy but (shockingly) not gastrointestinal distress, accompanied by some sweet food-themed pitches! Theme Song: Around the Block by the Mike Janzen Trio

Laura puts a dark new twist on a tale as old as time, and Browen contemplates a hauntingly unfinished love story.

Sean solves the ancient problem of playing D&D with more than 5 people and Laura faces the grim reality of an eventual Harry Potter Reboot. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean investigates the possibility of a Daily Bugle Spider-Man spin-off, and BJ pitches his absolutely radiant She-Hulk tv series. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean turns an urban environment into a high speed playground, Arjun brings fun back to the joyless world of Marvel’s Iron Fist, and Laura expands Hiccup and Toothless’s world even further with the threat of Roman invasion. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean thinks professional team-building retreats should feature a few more broadswords, Jessie terrifies us with the image of a world overrun by super-smart rodents, and Laura warns us why you shouldn’t tell your high school sweetheart your secret identity. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean wants to use VR technology to jam with faraway friends, Raven wonders how empathic powers would affect your social life, and Laura thinks murder would add some spice to celebrity game shows. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

For the first episode of 2019, Sean unveils the brand new pitch game he’s been working on. Thrill as the Frankly Implausible team slap together brilliant new story ideas out of thin air! These pitches come at you from angles you never expected — and that’s why we call the game Curveball. Theme Song: Around […]

Frankly Implausible’s top 3 guests return in part 2 of our Holiday Special! This time, Sean pitches the Tolkien/Christmas crossover Peter Jackson is too scared to adapt. Also debuting this week: the magical new segment Once A-Pawn A Time by Natalie Martin. Featuring Guests: Raven McBride, Robbin Wai and Natalie Martin Theme song Around the […]

In this all-new Holiday Special, Laura takes a beloved family classic- and drives it straight off the road. Revolution, vengeance, and sugar plum dreams await in… The Fight Before Christmas.

In an episode Laura has specifically prohibited Sean from calling “Catch ‘Em All Fever”, Laura breaks down the many, many other things Newt Scamander could have been doing to fill two hours of screen time and Sean pitches a Pokemon origin story that answers some long-held questions about the world of Pokemon- and features zero […]

On this super spooky episode, Sean’s tale of horror and heroism unfolds for an unfortunate group of kids on All Hallows’ Eve, while Raven asks: what we would do if mere insects started plotting against us?

With Laura out sick, all semblance of order breaks down on this week’s Pitch Me Something — two guests, no pitches and a full episode of our most popular segment. In the wake of Hallowe’en, Raven, Sean and Zenon spook their digestive systems with Xenogastronomy: Smorgasboard of Horrors! Listen — if you dare! (But for real, though […]

Sean takes to the skies in a steam powered zeppelin to escape monsters below, while Jessie sets out to see how many cryptids he can find in the Old West. Theme Song is Around The Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Jansen Trio, available on iTunes.

Now bringing you part two of our double feature: Zenon delves into the rich inner world of one of Nintendo’s most mysterious characters, bringing you the Mario game you never knew you WAH-nted. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.