Pitch Me Something

This week in part one of our two-episode series, Sean introduces us to grizzled detective Chet Darkstubble and fresh-faced newbie Willoughby POV as they do whatever it takes to save Nova Arcadia from the menace of… Microtransactions. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Raven wonders if herding octopuses is easier than herding cats, Laura explores how a modern selkie would keep her skin (and her heart) safe, and Sean targets deep sea submarines in the greatest journey to the deep you’ll never see. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Natalie pits pre-revolutionary French peasants against the nobility in an apocalyptic survival story, and Sean updates the story of Prometheus bringing “fire” to humanity with a more modern spin. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Laura takes us on a journey to Camp Half-Blood in an attempt to fix the Percy Jackson movies, and Sean brings Jurassic Park out of the park and unleashes dinosaurs on an unsuspecting world. You can find more of Raven here! Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Greetings, True Believers! This week it’s Marvel Mania on Pitch Me Something: Sean sends shivers- and scales- up our spines with a horror film set at Midtown High, Jessie introduces some much-needed Latino Superhero siblings that leave the Maximoffs on the mat, and Laura sneaks Kamala Khan into the MCU with a backdoor pilot you’ll never […]

Laura thinks she can hold a city against an invading army, Kaiya skipped right over human history to explore the distant origins of Star Trek before the Federation, and Sean wonders what Saturday morning cartoons would have been like during the time of the Roman Emperors. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho […]

Laura confronts the millennial horror of moving back in with your parents, and Raven’s more interested in the technical aspect of building giant robots than fighting with them. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio

It’s Mother’s Day! Laura explores the busy life of a housewife-slash-professional-assassin, Sean likes watching Star Trek with his mom, and Robbin loves Mr. T almost as much as he loves his mother. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean mows down zombies with a lightsaber, Amanda waxes Shakespearean about shapeshifting aliens, and Laura takes us on a journey to The Emerald Planet. This week, Pitch Me Something is INNNN SPAAAAACE! Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Laura believes in a friendship between a boy and a Bigfoot, and Sean and Robbin build a racecar on the fly. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean knows how to bring your super soaker battles to the next level, and Natalie’s pitch just keeps building from puzzles to video games to the future of electronics. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean Pitches a bigger world for the pokemon franchise, Raven desperately tries to redeem Netflix’s Deathnote movie, and Laura admires a strong woman in a Turtle-dominated field. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Sean and Lilia want to know why they haven’t gotten Hogwarts letters yet, and Laura’s worried about the logistics of selling her firstborn child to a witch. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio

Laura just wants to know what to put on a dating profile, Ian thinks books need a technological upgrade, and Sean guards our precious supernatural resources Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio

Sean brings back giant monsters by way of terrible Japanese sparkling water, Raven builds an Advance Wars game that might be more about peace, and Laura delves into the politics of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio Download Episode 3

Sean razzle-dazzles us with his D&D character creation app, Ian teaches us why the Leafs can never win the Stanley Cup, and Laura would meteor-bomb the world if it meant she got sweet powers. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio Download Episode 3

Laura calls up the specter of the Danny Phantom franchise; Sean pitches the long overdue film adaptation of DC’s biggest dorks; and guest Raven McBride offers up alternate endings on a brand new scale. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio Download Episode 3

Laura pitches a road trip movie with some of the X-Men’s lesser known heroes; Sean shows us a supervillain’s last stand; and guest star Clarissa Fortin brings the Alien Franchise to its long-awaited conclusion! Find more of Clarissa’s work on her Soundcloud! Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen […]

  Sean envisions an online game that gives would-be superheroes their very own secret identities; Robbin plans the world’s first semi-aquatic racing circuit, and Laura crafts a loving deconstruction of shoujo anime tropes. Pitch Me Something’s first ever episode hits the ground- and the water- running. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho […]