Fullmetal Forever!

This week, in our Season of Woe, we take a look at a couple more repeats with Episodes 15 The Ishval Massacre and 16 That Which is Lost.  Also this week, I have questions about the criminal activities of Tom Nook, Kimblee gets erotic, Mustang is revealed to be a murderer and generally awful, and Ambrose's stupid boy collection grows.Be sure to check us out on our Discord! https://discord.gg/5MJAzQVAwU

In this week's installment of our Season of Woe, we discuss episodes 13 Fullmetal vs Flame and 14 Destruction’s Right Hand.  We also discuss Havoc being on the sh*t list, the lack of social distancing, and the bullying of Mustang and company. It's a sad business.  To all our listeners, thank you for all of your support.  Please have a safe and happy holiday season and of course, keep it FULLMETAL.

This week, the Season of Woe become the Season of No. Ambrose and I discuss episodes 11 &12, The Other Elric Brothers.  We also discuss my non-appeal to our female audience, Al gets hate-crimes, and we hear the thrilling epic tale, Ambrose vs Pigeon.  

Our Season of Woe continues as Jodie and I discuss the mess and nonsense that is Episodes 9 "Be Thou for the People" and 10 "The Phantom Thief."   Frankly, I sigh a lot. We also have the introduction of Lyra, the Karen of FMA, Malchemy is now a thing, and we have a Fullmetal tit squeeze. Yeah, that happened.  

This week in our Season of Woe Jodie, Ambrose, and I discuss Episode 7 Night of the Chimera’s Cry and 8 The Philosopher’s Stone. We touch on the Tucker tragedy remix with magic doors and his wall circles, as well as Michael saving Halloween, this noise that Ambrose makes, smoking, and general bitterness.  

The Season of Woes continues with episodes 5 "The Man with the Mechnical Arm" 6 "The Alchemist Exam." This week we learn the many names of Roy Mustang and enter Shou Tucker. We also discuss Mustang's lack of a plan, the dumbest chair ever, and we find out what Ambrose smells like.

The season of woe finds a bright spot as we welcome our friend Jodie back to the show while we discuss episodes 3: Mother and 4: A Forger's Love.  We also discuss how I owned Twitter and not the other way around, ships that need to sink, and our first donut episode and it's awful.

Our pallets are cleansed and ready to take a stiff sip of the first anime adaption of Fullmetal Alchemist from 2003.  This week we will discuss the first two episodes, "Those Who Challenge the Sun" and "The Sanctioned Body." We also discuss dental issues, the pain and anger of doing this, and the bloom is off the Rose in seconds.  This season is going to hurt.

We have finally reached the end of the road of Season 2 folks.  Consider our pallets cleansed.  This week Ambrose and I take a Re:Zero Quiz, brought to you by Echidnut on YouTube, we discuss our mental health analysis of the characters, Top Ten Moments, we discuss the madness of the OVA Snow Memory, unanswered questions, and my new anime vocab. See you folks in Season 3!

Here it is folks, the end of the road (for now) for our boy Subes and our pallet cleaner season with episode 25, ""That's All This Story Is About." To be honest, I am not entirely sure what this story was actually about. This week we also discuss the possibility of eunuchs being in this show, the excuse of magic begins the wear thin, and I talk about my having been recently assaulted by a butterfly. It's an action packed episode. 

In the penultimate episode of our second season we watch episode 24 "The Self Proclaimed Knight and the Greatest Knight" of RE:Zero.  We come to the realization that Subes has been suffered numerous instances of of sexual harassment, Puck is punk but not helpful, and thigh muscles make Ambrose uncomfortable.

This season is reaching its crescendo as Subes and company make adjustments to dealing with the Witches Cult is Episode 23 "Nefarious Sloth." We also discuss the knights and cults needing to get new looks, neither is working for 2020. Apparently Puck has accessories that I never noticed and Ambrose feels bad about a bee. It's a variety. 

This week, Ambrose and I start hitting the final stretch of of Re:Zero with Episode 22 "A Flash of Sloth."We get the debut of Jewels, the alter ego of Julius, and I try to let it go.  We also see signs of character growth, Petelgeuse gives everyone the "finger", and I learn what a loli is and I feel gross about it.

As we continue our pallet cleanser season of Re:Zero, we watch episode 21 "A Wager that Defies Despair."  The title is not great, but there we are.  This week we also get reminded that Wilhelm was a real POS as a youte, that magic in this show is vague, and I majorly crush on Crusch. Stay tuned after the episode for a special segment called "Jodie vs the Post Office." 

This week Ambrose and I get a better understanding of Wilhelm is apptly titled episode 20 "Wilhelm van Astrea." We also discuss my spirit animal skills, anime jumps, Ambrose and I have our second year podcast anniversary, and after the episode stick around for the very first round of "Who does Ambrose know?"

This week, good ol' Subes is starting to shine up his turd of a personality in Episode 19 "Battle of the White Whale." Ambrose and I also discuss her having trouble sleeping for…reasons, Russell Fellow, dirtbag about town, Ambrose learns something about Jewish culture, and we meet the new Buccaneer. 

This week Ambrose, myself, and our boy Subes finally get over and motional hump in Episode 18 "From Zero." Also this week we have some premeditated complaints, Rem thinks about her retirement, we ask what the chicken nugget situation is in Anime (this is a boob talk heavy episode), Ambrose encounters a spider, and I make my expectations of Subaru very clear.

This week, Ambrose and I discuss Episode 17 "Disgrace in the Extreme." A fitting name for Subes current character arc.  We also meet the White Whale, Otto gets a Yelp Review of 5/5 worthless sacks of sh*t, the Witch is creeping', and we ponder the age old question, do insects have brains? (Yes, they do.)

For the first time, I pre-watched an episode and...it was regrettable.  This episode, Greed of a Pig, is a smorgasbord of Subes really licking the side of the toilet bowl this week and everyone is pointing it out to him.  It’s really bad.  Meanwhile, Ambrose and I also discuss Ambrose’s position on tassels, I explain what WASPs are, and we consider the possibility of Dark Pope Ambrose.

Things just keep getting weirder and sadder for our boy Subes as he has a mild case of sad-broken brain.  In episode 15 "The Face of Madness", he meets Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti, the Archbishop of Sloth, the main antagonist of the season and he is gross.  We also discuss Demi-human shoes, the fact that knives and swords do not grow on trees, and Rem's armpit hair.  A well rounded show if I do say so myself.