Beatnik Turtle's Encore Song Of The Day

Questions. We all have them. Don't we?

Feel free to use this song as your on-hold music.

Email our website and tell us your secrets. We won't tell anyone. We promise.

This song was 17 years in the making. It was written back in 1990 - the last time the 17-year Magicicada came out. It was inspired by a newspaper article written at the time about people eating the bugs ("They taste like potatoes!"). It was recorded and completed with one exception - the middle was to include the noisy roar of the 17-year cycle cicada. Unfortunately, Jason ended up spending the summer in Europe and missed seeing, hearing, and recording them. Disappointed, he vowed to finish the song and wait the 17 long years for their return. Over the weekend they emerged -just like clockwork and today the song is finally complete.

Put your name right on the line.

An instrumental written a long time back.

This song is not always good advice.

Another song in our Star Wars series.

Little do you know/How awesome is the show/From behind you

Well, did you?

Somehow we manage to get through this song without ever actually using the C-Word.

We wanted to write notes about how we wrote this song, but unfortunately, it's another thing we'll never do.

No one likes to be left behind.

Before there were websites, theater shows, podcasts, and tv series to write themes for, there were cars. This song dates back to the early 90s and is about a friend's GTI. It had a pimped out stereo system with a dozen speakers and a subwoofer and a license plate that read "AWSM GTI."

This song explores one of the greatest fears: getting a bat stuck in your hair.

This is the demo of a live favorite which can be found on our recent Beatnik Turtle Live album.

Aren't we all just waiting for our ship to come in?

This is another one from the Holmes! sessions.

Beatnik Turtle's here to remind you that it's hard gangbangin' and to be careful out there. Guest rapper, BustaPoon, appears courtesy Deafness Records. The song also features the smooth drum blips of Casio's SK-1.

What's interesting about this song is not that we wrote a theme to a website, it's that we played it live on stage once.