Cinemapocalypse Now

TV Corporate Cancer, Robot Pedophiles. The Jewish origins of hardcore pornography. Gabe enjoys local movies. Vietnam and Cuban Cars were a psy-op. We discuss American Beauty at length. JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny put their differences aside to take down the real enemy; Hanukkah Harry. We sip on some Portuguese water while discussing McDonald's Movies, bad network television, playing dead with your kids, and the dark underbelly of coffee boofing, This week we review 8mm starring Nicolas Cage. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Scott's rabbit gets "Cooked" while all get blackpilled because of Jewish Gatekeepers. Very bummer ep but very funny. We review Robocop and criticize capitalism from the right. Be gay to yourselves....and each other.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

*SPOILER WARNING as with most of our reviews* Anonymous, hot, gay alien sex with Kim Jong Un. Is this movie funny or silly? Scott gets into a Wikipedia wormhole as we do a deeper-than-usual deep dive review of Stanley Kubrick's final film, "Eyes Wide Shut". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Garrard throws a piece of pizza at Homer Simpson during the Ziggy Stardust period of Bad Roommate. Scott has a "shitty weekend". Black Millenials take a seat at the corporate table. Gabe watches "Rosemary's Baby" and we do a dramatic reading of an award winning play. We review "Mulholland Drive" as we continue reviewing spooky LA movies this month. JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Garfield eats the census all for "goupons". We pitch more restaurant franchise ideas, virtual board games, fast food strip clubs, and real sex uggos. A quick overview of "Chinatown", 1974. Hobo railroad "Now serving Friendly's ice cream". We do an in depth review of David Lynch's 1997 neo-noir film Lost Highway starring Bill Pullman and Patricia Arquette --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Scott and Don are Dorothy Wallace's pay pigs, Quarantopics, Madonna and Bill Gates are reptilian. Gabes Family plays Xbox 360 and Scott and Don dump a chick in the 8th grade. We review "Repo Man" (1984) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

White Jewish rappers riding razor scooters terrorize Scott's neighborhood. Airsoft is outlawed during the Corona quarantine. Scott flexes his new sound board skills, and we toy with the idea of becoming official BBQ pit boys. This week we review the Shia "LaBEEF" penned "Honey Boy" 2019 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this installment our heroes unveil their newest weapon in the post-Cinemapocalyse, the soundboard. They take to the deserted streets of Boston in their fight against the homeless. Gabe and Scott's moms both do their part to kill the less fortunate. Don Hates 1989SteveMREInfo. Bob Mullen runs for Town Moderator on a platform that reminisces about that one Christmas when they bought Dance Dance Revolution and ate like 60 dollars worth of free Burger King while Kenny got drunk. French babes!!!! They have a surprisingly in depth conversation about pizza. This month's Shekel Selection of the Month has us reviewing "No Country for Old Men" (2008) JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In the darkest depths of Mordor (Boston) the homeless have taken over. The Jews News reports on mind reading Facebook ads. Wigger Rob and Doc Owl square dance in their "famous pants". DJ Torso lives! We review the cult classic black comedy "Harold and Maude", 1971 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Our Heroes return to embark on their second hundred episodes on their ceaseless yet futile campaign against further hordes of shitty movies. In this installment they reach the end of the begging (for hot cocoa) while on a trip to Six Flags. Don sings karaoke showtunes while WATCHING SHREK in Chinatown (which we #SUPPORT). On the second day of our odyssey we break the fast with Wendy's Breakfast before regaling you, dear listeners, with the sordid, underage, tale of two star crossed gay lovers. This week we review the 1993 western film "Tombstone" starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Origins of the show explained and did you hear? They're making a Hey, Arnold! movie? We reminisce about some of our favorite show moments, movies and hate chubs. "Hunters" starring Al Pacino, doing a heckin' vote for Bernerino, discussing our short "Mad House", Hungry horrors, redline rappers, and plans for the coming apocalypse. A short overview of JoJo Rabbit and we do a full review of "Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie" 2017 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Gabe and Don commit a Combined Assault on a new girlfriend while Scott is forced to re-enact the dancing scene from Risky Business in a nightmare brought on from drinking the "Anti-Energy Drink" Drank. We also discuss Anime, R/Sexoffendersupport and Scott gets cancelled. We also discuss the 2019 Best Picture recipient "Parasite" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Pinball Wizard Vs. Razor Ramone: Escape from Silver City. Eric Dim dines on trash-bound popcorn. The "Ode to Gayness" explained, and why Scott and Don are banned from the dog track. We review another vile video game movie; "Sonic the Hedgehog". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

We keep doing these long eps and Idk what to tell you dudes. This is what we do now. Deal widdit. This week we talk about Sacco & Vanzetti., Childhood rewards, Wholesome jerking. Don regales us with his Tinder adventures, and then we talk about the Oskies. After that Renee ZellWhigger rides a broom along the Kali Yuga. JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

The Easter Bunny's student relationship with Boomer Fuddson gets him into hot water with the school's SPED department. Chicken guy enters witness protection. Scott is making a transition into his final form: a 60-something Portuguese man. John Zakim gets a pity invite to Don's infamous Halloween party . Jackie Brown compared to Rum Punch. We review the Vincent Gallo vehicle Buffalo '66 also starring Christina Ricci. #babynut #antload --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Sup Neighbors. Sorry the Super Bowl was this weekend and I prioritized watching it and getting drunk over editing the end of this MASSIVE episode. Dude I think this might be our longest yet. And I cut stuff out.  Kobe Bryant hangs out at a bagel place in Stonehill College and does a Chinee Handkerchief while banging Charo wrapped in a giant human sized tortilla and every time he enters her she says "burritoburritoburrito."  Scott gets fisted by his cat before schooling everyone on both the war in Iraq and how welfare has a dysgenic affect on black America. Also he gets on his soap box TOO MANY times to talk about how bullshit it is that black guys get tossed in jail for shit he does every day. We also review "Boyz N The Hood" (1991). Be gay to yourselves.....and each other.   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Marshal is away on a covert mission with Joan Rambo. Scott admits his affinity for baby Yoda. We discuss Bad Roommate's BurgerTime ritual, black guy CWOA, euphoric shits, and A.C.'s ground breaking "Howard Is Bald" EP. This week we review the "True Grit" 2010 remake --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Scott commits whiskey sacrilege in Marshal's celebration of gamer gurl pee. Marshal starts a new pyramid scheme while blowing off Mama Bear for Rambo. Scott falls asleep with Big Papi as Gabe watches Baby Yoda. Marshal, Gabe and Don discuss "Uncut Gems" (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Mar Mar busts on logs fueled by chicken tendies, on his quest for big tittied goth girls with fat vegan pep nips. "We don't eat steak!" Dog the Bounty Hunter and his trailer trash queen, Beth. Scott and Don discuss their idea for "Cat Porn". We review the blaxploitation film "Fight for Your Life". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support