Cinemapocalypse Now

Happy New Year Neighbors. How long you been listening to this gay show????  Here is an XL ep for your gay ass. In this episode Jewish mushroom conspiracists think they're dead while Mar Mar and Scott argue during a story about Marshal's Thai family watching the movie "Harold and Maude." Also Gabe looks like Uday Hussein and tricks the Bologna Stripper. We review one of Stanley Kubrick's first films "Paths of Glory" (1957) JOIN THE MILITIA!! Be gay to yourselves and each other!!! www.patreon.com/cinemapocalypsenow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Marshal watches closed caption VR porn on mushrooms. Fat rabbit trannies gorge themselves on game fuel. We ramble/review "Raising Arizona" 1987 starring Nicolas Cage --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Clint Eastwood takes mushrooms and decides to impregnate his wife. OJ Simpson gets off by having pupes glued to his face at the Art Basel showing. We review "The Irishman",2019 JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

We didn't record an episode this week because Mar Mar went to the Art Basel art show in Miami and the rest of us are gay as hell. Here is one of my (Scott Lizard A.) favorite episodes. I figure its been long enough that we deserve a "clip show." We have a sick episode lined up next week where we review "The Irishman" give us a break for a week. If you really need a podcast fix for the week feel free to donate minimum 1 dollar to our patreon at www.patreon.com/cinemapocalysenow .... We have several episodes of our "MST3k" style show "Dr. Evan's Horror Theater" available to all patrons. Be gay to yourselves and each other. JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Crosswalk volunteers get run over by crazy taxi drivers in Tesla trucks. While a congressman farts on Don's sister in Michael's. The moral of the story is vagina BO will get you fired. This week we review Danny Boyle's 1996 film "Trainspotting" starring Ewan McGregor --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Mar Mar chokes on a chicken bone after getting laid from his cat with a girl with ciggy butt breath. Edith Bunker gets raped at the meat store and Peter Lee-Berg gets Peteish. We review "Death Wish" starring Charles Bronson (1974) JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Marshal gets stabbed by a fat girl for a Popeye's chicken sandwich while trying to get his drink on. Brad Delp local legend and bbq enthusiast. Alienating Jason, McMartin Preschool, and "the Finders". Porsalin quits YouTube. We review the Coen brother's 1991 film Barton Fink --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT listen to this episode as your first episode of this podcast. It is a Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Episode for HARDCORES ONLY. We apologize for the inconvenience. * * * * Brian Manson sucks his own d*ck while Mar Mar talks about the Cape Dirtyan bar 5 times while drinking Portuguese Ice. Gabe thinks Marshal stole "Ernest F*cks" from HDTGM and Gay-ry rations candy in an Oreo Crisis. I guess Join the Militia.... Next week's episode will be better. I hope. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

The Ayatollah bans headbanging to Blink 182 at the dementia fight club. Don's near miss with a Silver  fox at the Y. Scott and Marshal talk Chinese at Dim Sum. The Cracktacular adventures of Day Day and Black Randy. We try to review the Disney original "Smart House" 1999 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Trout's Arm,  Racist NFL Stream Chat,  Sad Videos, Sweaty pussy lamb,  and fat Lindsay. We also review the Rob Zombie disaster remake of "Halloween" (2007) JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Scott smokes Black and Milds for enjoyment while riding in his new PT Cruiser. Small pox farts killed the Indians. The Jeffree Star and Jared Threaten family variety hour. Quick overview of "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons" (2011), and "Summer of 84" (2018). We go all out and review the 2006 South Korean creature feature "The Host". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Gabe plays the Sega PlugnPlay with his incestuous exes. A Lady Cop murders boomer grocers. The O&A Subreddit gets shutdown for making a mess at Dunkies. We review the 2019 crime/supervillain drama "Joker" JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Trump makes people illiterate, Gabe gets unprofessional, and Scott blocks his mom on facebook. The life and times of Matt Flathead. quick overview of Pet Sematary (2019) and we do a deep dive review of Martin Scorsese's 1982 film The the King of Comedy starring Robert De Niro --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this episode we interview comedian extraordinare Dave Temple and discuss Bobby Brown, Marshal forces in conversation about 30 y.o. goth girls, kids on minecraft, getting in trouble for words as kids. We also debut our new segment "Ask A Black Guy." We also review The Goonies and get into some Sheen Rape Theories. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! @Scottlizardabrams @IMDaveTemple --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Marshal kills Eddie Money for his black people sex socks. PewDiePie fires Shane Gillis for inappropriate comments about Woke burger restaurants. We quickly overview "the Polka KIng" 2017 starring Jack Black, "Nature Boy" 30 for 30, talk about our favorite Goosebumps novels, a full in depth review of the train wreck directed by Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) "the Fanatic" 2019 starring John Travolta. Join the militia! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

We're back and we're ready to make racist jokes for you.... This week we discuss Marshal's triumphant return from the Booby Hatch, people who ride bikes, people who like Halloween, fat girls and we review the 1989 John Woo film "The Killer" (1989) and all of its imitators. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!!!!!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Scott's dad gets nominated for biggest Jew. "The Red Strings club" good yet gay, Always Sunny jumps the shark, mid break cat talk, and Currycels/Ricecels. We quickly overview "Peanut Butter Falcon" (2019), and "Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling" (2019). A deep dive review of the 2004 thriller "The Butterfly Effect" starring A**rim Cushioner --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Chester Bennington molests kids with Jeffrey Epstein while shitty radio shows play and Homer Simpson smokes weed with Dave Weekly. Tard Wranglers do want to fuck their popsicle on AOL with Jack Howl. Our documentary discussed is available for download to anyone who donates to this podcast. Mucho Drama on this ep. Including Scott and Don's failed movie. JOIN THE MILITIA.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Tweety bird shirt wearing cultists rape and murder with the help of the Clinton foundation. We discuss 7-11 delicacies, gas station boner pills, and Ronald Jackson's disappearing candy bar trick. A brief overview of The VVitch (2015), and Good Boys (2019). We have an in depth review of the 1998 Wes Anderson film Rushmore. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Gabe doesn't understand the concept of a swap, walmart unprofessionals make their way in anarcho-tyranny, Emer Till attends Fyre Fest while chicken riders mock Scott for not knowing who Marv from Home Alone is. We also discuss feet and the original Rambo movie: First Blood. JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support