Cinemapocalypse Now

 Thought police crackdown on the burgeoning lolita hentai problem. Mormons look for Wesley, their one true savior. Mar Mar serves up Henny cocktails to toddlers.  Scott discusses tripping at the Tripp's and we review the 1969 classic indie film Easy Rider.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Shareware versions of Mister Rogers doing prank phone calls on Steve-O. Christopher Dorner participates in surveillance capitalism as we review the 2019 Tarantino film "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" We know why you're here, racist. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

The Bubonic Plague worries boomers while Chinese babies are monitored by (((Big Brother))) and discover some wasted talent. The Lion King fights gators while a Jew pulls his ripcords. Meanwhile the Osbourne siblings have sex with each other. We review "King of Kong" (2006) .......You know what you're here for, racist. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Anti-vax mom takes a huge airplane dump on new black lady Bond. Is America 1/4 gay? Marshal's vintage sperm collection, and Satanic pedophile rings. We continue "You're a documentary month" and review "Who Took Johnny" (2014) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Redundant black women attend art class while Gabe gets racey about jamaicans. The "C-word" is used by hack comedians during a hot dog eating contest. The Wave Speech is discussed before a thorough review of "Blackfish"(2013) spurs a conversation about animal rights and sentient cats. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Retards take a trip the Zoo and are rewarded with Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Swimming in the hood, Scratch ticket people, we talk about Hey Arnold (seriously). Homeward Bound gets recast. We review the documentary "American Movie" 1999 directed by Chris Smith --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

The BOYS return in full force to discuss whether or not the Deaf should be allowed to drive, how marshal tricked chinese people into saying the N-Word , Jewish symbolism in Star Wars, anti semitic schwarma, marshal's incontinence and we scam TGI Fridays. We then review the recent entry into the Pixar franchise Toy Story 4 (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Are the Counting Crows pseudo racists? The artist formerly known as Mar Mar donates phone book armor to the less fortunate. Having hoagies with Bam Margera, and 30 year old goth girls. We get a diaped update from Baby Bri. Give brief overview of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" (2019) and a full review of "They Live" (1988) starring the late Rowdy Roddy Piper. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Hotdogging gets put on the menu while Scott and Marshal decide who gets to be top,  Girls get worked up about semi consensual public urination while others get off on the feeling of anticipation. Aubrey Plaza likes Gabe's balls but the real question is IS MELANIN TRANSMUTABLE?? Historic Prank Phonecalls are recalled while beaver bongs are smoked. Also we deeply review "Last Action Hero" Starring Arnie Schwarzie (1993) All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Baby Bri ruins the bbq when she shows up wearing unsightly attire. Mar Mar debuts his new ASMR series complete with candy crunching and lighter flicking. Scott and Don go Catfishing to catch a predator. Obnoxious neighbor and Gabe's critic corner returns! We have an in depth discussion about Paul Thomas Anderson's "Punch-Drunk Love" 2002 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

The Boys circle the wagons with special in-studio guest Mike Recine of The SIt Down podcast to discuss the iconic 1993 film "Falling Down" starring Michael Douglas and directed by Joel Schumacher. They also give him the standard line of questioning and discuss army recruiters and how the army approaches advertising in 2019. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! . . . . Check out Mike Recine's Podcast! . . . . Donate on Patreon - Check out our Subreddit! - Check out our band!  . . . . Follow us on instagram: @recine.mike @scottlizardabrams @cheapguitarscheapthrills --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Tulpamancers go to federal prison for having sex with real dolls. Scott and Don get scared straight while learning the rules to survive in prison. We learn the joys of AOL Hometown and a "teenage boy dressed as Hilary". Quick overview of "The Dirt" 2019, and "The Lobster" 2016. The boys to a deep dive review of the schlock "Pokémon Detective Pikachu" 2019. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

This week the boys discuss a black woman facing off against a turkey, Owen Benjamin still being retarded, Louis Farrakhan, Myspace, Based Zoomers, Chris Chan and Drag (which is basically female blackface). They also discuss the Chuck Berry Sex Tape,  Mothers Day adventures and the 1984 film "Dune"  directed by Alan Smithee.... I mean David Lynch. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! . . . . Join our Subreddit!! . . . Check out our band!! . . . Donate to our Patreon! . . . @Scottlizardabrams @cheapguitarscheapthrills on instagram --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Marshal is presented with a prestigious award. Scott battles the incredible Lobster Boy, flaming pigeon shit, Wilhelm meme? We review the Wrestler starring Mickey Rourke. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Racist Weird Al, letting a black guy shit in your bathroom, Mar Mar goes viral with a video about Trenchcoat Guys. Bad Roommate's Fried Pickles cause Gabe to hold his farts in the escape room. The great Race/Gender Driving Debate. A first for the boys, NO SPOILERS as they discuss the edgy 1992 crime drama "Bad Lieutenant" starring the inimitable Harvey Keitel. . . . . Donate to our Patreon!! . . Instagram: @scottlizardabrams @cheapguitarscheapthrills . . Check out our band!!! . . Join our Subreddit! . . Like our Facebook! or  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Oh oh oh Ozempic! This week we discuss commercial jingles, Scott's waterlogged "Rape Game", Gabe's 4/20 foray in DC, Strip clubs where they should keep their clothes on, Bonnie McFarlane vs. Pat Dixon, and a brief overview of Bubba Ho-Tep (2002). We review give a full review of the 1964 war epic Zulu. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

This week the boys are robbed of 45 minutes of hilarious content that got deleted for the first time in their podcast history. However these intrepid fucking white males endure and soldier on to deliver you the content you deserve!!! They discuss Steet Shark Rule 34, Israel going to the Moon, Lobster Titties, shabbos goys, and Liam Nelson. They also (for Easter Sunday) review KING Mel Gibson's depiction of the crucifixion of the Lord Jebuz Christos: "The Passion of the Christ" All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalyose!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!------- Visit our Patreon!!--------- Visit our Subreddit!!!------ Check out our band!!------- @scottlizardabrams - - - - @cheapguitarscheapthrills both on instagram --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

BONUS CONTENT!!!! In this very special 3 man installment of The PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse Mar Mar, Gabe and Scott avoid the topic of film but chat about Pahjeet striking Downtown Crossing, men who wear sandals, Fentanyl, legal pot problems and "That Dog." Happy Hitler's Birthday/Columbine Day! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! - - - - -  @Scottlizardabrams on Instagram - - - - -  WWW.Patreon.com/cinemapocalypsenow - - - - - Check out our band! - - - - - - - -  Check out our Subreddit! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

We discuss Marshal's prediction of a mass Chinese incel rebellion, Portuguese problems, Scott's dad "gets the brunt of it", how success is a big black bum, David Arquette's recent near death experience, a Jewsie Smallhatt update, "US" the Simpsons already did it, and we review "Bone Tomahawk" 2015. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Our heroes return with a very unprofessional episode in which they discuss "Blow Brother Where Art Thou?", Marshal the candy man, and how they would fight a turkey. Code switching at the go kart track, tag team old lady death matches, shaming the retarded on the train, helicopter jackoff moms and escape rooms. Plus a review of 2001's neo-blaxploitation joint "Pootie Tang", directed by Louis C.K. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! . . . . . www.patreon.com/cinemapocalypseNOW    . @Scottlizardabrams on instagram --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support