Cinemapocalypse Now

Umbrella stories, 9/11 for Jews and roast beef-laden fantasies. Also, a review of the 2004 science fiction film, "Primer". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Because last episode was released early we reward YOU, the treasured listeners, to this very special BONUS MINISODE!!! We are visited by Mar Mar's ghost and we briefly discuss "Overlord", Gabe gushes over "Mid90s" and we give our take on the so-called MAGA Bomber. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

For the fourth and final installment of "Horror-ble Movie October", our heroes dissect 2018's "Halloween". Also discussed are old white lady flash mobs, lack of diversity at the mall of Maine, and a debate over Jamie Lee Curtis' status as feminist icon or mere Activia-eating bitch. JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this 3rd installment of "Horror-ble Movie October" the boys discuss Elizabeth Warren the fake Indian, the 30th Anniversary of "My Neighbor Totoro" and an unforgettable experience afterwards, urban food courts and we dissect the 1982 debacle "Pieces" selected by Gabe. Which can be watched in stunning 480p here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW60jm0vjmE  All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse! JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this second week of "Horror-ble Movie October" the boys detail some movies they watched over the weekend including "Bone Tomahawk" and "Venom" Before Gabe attempts to get out his review of "A Star Is Born" as Don and Scott mock him mercilessly. Finally they get to the main event "Inside" (2007), a French horror film. All this and MUCH MORE!!! JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Join us as we celebrate the month of October with reviews of "horror-ble" films. First up is the 2015 stinker, "The Shattering". This week's episode features special guest Jason Kelly of the Static Rift radio show. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this weeks RACY installment the boys discuss female mass shooters, paw through a copy of the right wing pro-Israel newspaper The Jewish Advocate as well as the PS1 Classic. This week we tackle two martial arts films: "The Warriors of Virtue" and "3 Ninjas" Hilarity Ensues. JOIN THE MILITIA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

A seance breathes life into an old friend. A long-awaited verdict is handed down in the Retarded People's Court. Richard Kelly's polarizing freshman effort, "Donnie Darko" (2001) is reviewed. Who could ask for anything more? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this somber 9/11 episode of The Premier Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse, we try to keep things light by celebrating Gabe's birthday, which happens to fall on 9/11. We also discuss 9/11 Conspiracies and uncover the truth about the Muslims celebrating when the towers fell. We briefly cover the new entry in the Battlefield game series before delving into this week's review of "I Saw The Devil" (2011) a South Korean Horror/Action film. All this and MORE!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

A brief discussion about "Children of Men" (2006), a lengthier discussion about tattooed grannys, and a eulogy for Marshal who has succumbed to AIDS. Also, we review "Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri" (2017). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Come one, come all to the very first INTERACTIVE episode of the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! In this episode we recall tales of hefty exes doing amateur stripping for GREAT JUSTICE. We also serve papers on Marshal to appear in Retarded People's Court and call upon YOU, the listeners, to decide the verdict in the case of The Gum on the Front Porch. Finally we delve into our movie of the week: Freddy Got Fingered (2001), the Tom Green vehicle. Apologies for the late upload this week, Cinemapocalymaniacs!!! . . . To send in your verdict for Retarded People's Court, email us at CinemapocalypseNOW@Gmail.com . . . JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

Listen as three Americans of the unprofessional persuasion discuss roided out midgets, Indians with prurient interests, as well as the 2002 Spike Jonze film "Adaptation". JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this reunion episode the fellas dedicate their efforts to the Chad Sky Burglar of 2018, who was clearly a listener of the show. We also get into Alex Jones' deplatforming throughout the various social media websites and discuss Scott being rejected by the Freemasons. This week's movie is Tank Girl (1995) which Marshal is a staunch defender of. All this and MORE on the Premier Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!! If you would like to contact us with movie recommendations please email us at CinemapocalypseNOW@gmail.com If you would like to donate (extemely graciously) to our efforts check out our home base at www.anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow and click the donate button. WATER AND POWER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this week's installment, we make a hostage exchange with Donald Trump to get Gabe back from his home country of Brazil, but must live without our sweet ladyboy Marshal. We also discuss life in Brazil and "respect" for the boys in blue. We also skewer the 2017 Spanish (Mexican) released horror film "Veronica." All this and MUCH MORE!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this week's episode, we discuss the film American Psycho (2000). Other topics include Gabe's penchant for granny puss, cannabis infused dinner parties gone awry, as well as a cult of ambiguously gay barbecuers who may be using their Youtube fame to troll for boy butt. If you haven't heard this episode, you better check...this...OUT! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this exciting edition, our intrepid podcast friends embark on a discussion about the 2007 Paul Thomas Anderson film "There Will be Blood", frontier capitalism, old people on facebook and Marshal pontificates (excessively) about his well researched knowledge of Geology. All this and MORE!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

This week, we discuss the 1998 dark comedy "Happiness" directed by Todd Solondz. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

This week, we discuss the 2018 Netflix documentary series "Evil Genius", centered around the 2003 Pizza Bombing case. We also review the misguided 2011 buddy comedy film "30 Minutes or Less", which was inspired by the same case. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

This week, the boys discuss the 1997 cult classic "Starship Troopers", but spend far more time weighing the pros and cons of having their nipples licked. Featuring special guest Robert Blea! JOIN THE MILITIA! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support

In this week's episode, we review the 2009 debacle "Gooby". The film can be viewed in full here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPeZDMS9bTk&t=4062s --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemapocalypsenow/support