Today I Learned (nothing)

Do you like to save a buck or two when you travel? Steve, the Frugal Frolicker, is here to show you how you can sleep in your car to experience the exotic local eccentricities! Went to China but forgot your personal toilet paper? Pick up a few realty pamphlets and your bum will beg you to move on up! Also, Jason has apprehensions about traveling and yes, they’re mostly about bathrooms. (Originally posted: April 6, 2017) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Jason can’t forgive a hair, any hair, in his food, and the bathroom isn’t a great source of confidence, either. Also, both guys want to know, are women nesting when they build piles of hair in the shower? Meanwhile, Steve told his daughter a fantastical lie to encourage good eating habits, but that falsehood may someday have grave, and/or hilarious consequences. (Originally posted: March 25, 2017) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins are very different Dick Van Dyke movies and Jason knows this now (though he clearly did not just days ago). Steve knows the dangers of hand adjustments and won’t speak so flippantly about them. And doctors can be real SOBs. Also, possibly not actual doctors. (Originally posted: March 10, 2017) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Do you have a knife and are you available to open anything at any time? Bad news, but nobody needs you as badly as you think! Also, Steve revenge farts, so watch yourself. Also, can cutting the cheese help you take the temperature of a room before diving in? Jason’s investigative report, tonight at 9. (Originally posted: March 4, 2017) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

The law of the sky must be obeyed, and when you leave it all on terra firma, you’re left to barter with only your wits. And maybe a loved one. And Michael Bolton is back, he’s on Netflix, and he’s spectacular. Also, what kind of decor should a men’s restroom feature? Finally, you wouldn’t believe how good a spring is at providing sound effects. (Originally posted: February 24, 2017) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

College was tough, but the guys made it through. Sure, there was some uncomfortableness with drawing and the nudity and all that, but Jason got through. And yeah, it’s hard to concentrate on the soldering and engineering and such with a creeping suspicion of bathroom needs, but Steve got through. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Ever refuse to go to the bathroom so you wouldn’t miss out on someone getting a guitar broken over their head? No? How about providing samples to a sperm bank with a tiered experience approach? Okay, but you MUST have looked into the 25 ways you’re most likely to die, right? Huh. Well then I guess we don’t understand each other at all. Maybe give this episode a listen so you can see where we’re coming from? Thanks! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Baby, it’s cold outside! No, really, it is, so please bundle up and listen to this episode! Also, Jason really enjoy the comfort and familiarity of the airport TGIFriday’s and Steve is tired of asking for his burgers to be well done. Finally, do you know your secret bathroom codes? The guys will help you avoid unwanted scenarios for your next bathroom outing! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Who would have thought that your bro roommates might not make great doctors? Don’t drink the Kool-Aid, you might not like what you find. Also, when his family’s out-of-town, Steve’s got your Utah chili hook-up. Finally, never borrow an apple from Jason. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Ever been asked to put your butt on the line? Steve has, and it’s quite a bit more literal than you might think! He also got a TV show idea out of it, and is pushing for more dares in the workplace. Meanwhile, Jason pees in places slightly different than a bathroom and is worried about Steve’s confusion between a bottle and a can. Finally, the guys brainstorm ways to fight the uprising evil robot horde. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Does your work have some strange, possibly NSFW Christmas traditions? Jason and Steve share their favorites before reporting to HR. Also, can eggs be nogged? Steve files his report. And finally, an updated timeline for Jason’s sexual education. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Steve is concerned with the massive sex problem facing Japan and he wants to discuss it with Jason. He also brings robots into the mix, which, given the geographic setting, isn’t out of the question. Proving that Steve is making great choices, he also regails us with his tales of blood, sweat, and tears, and what his son’s reaction was to seeing them all in person. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Did you know that Steve grew up as the one and only Defender of Pocatello, the one that legends speak of? It’s true! Hear about how he and his trusty companion, Stick, stood vigilant for days on end, watching and waiting for the Bloods and the Crips to come make their play for his small but impressionable town. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Steve is adamant that genitalia are fair game for kid’s jokes, but stealing a friend’s punchline is a no-go in his household. Also, is your poop lucky, and are you unlucky because you try to rid yourself of it? Finally, the guys evaluate the cast of Ice Age: Collision Course. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

With a chill in the air and a crispness in the wind, it’s time to talk about unfortunate zipper incidents. Also, aren’t kids jokes just the worst? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Steve thinks Chinese women with long, wet hair are terrifying and Jason concurs. Also, a variety of instances in which murder may or may not have taken place are discussed. Finally, Jason patents the Sneez-Guard for Elbows. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Steve mentions a corn maze made for old people, so Jason helps him to perfect this very lucrative venture. Also, fun pranks you can pull on your friends when you visit some confusing maize! Finally, both guys are fed up with pop culture references in Dreamworks animated movies. References aren’t jokes, people. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

How gross are retainers? Really gross, right? And Steve thinks he might have superpowers, but Jason is convinced they’re relegated to his face. Also, where IS Wonder Woman REALLY from and find out why the guys called Steve’s wife the Chinese Jesus. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Welcome! This is Tom, he’ll be smelling your face. Also, we learn about Steve and Jason’s zombie survival plans, why Steve thinks being a decent human being is a superpower, and the tough decisions that superheroes must make every day. Email your thoughts and questions to sugar_24_2000@yahoo.com! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support

Ever wonder what happens to a Chinese razor when it meets an American beard? Find out the answer to that question, as well as whether or not there exists a Hooters that won’t air a WWE event. Plus, kegels for men, the despair that is living like Adam Levine, and FANTASY. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/today-i-learned-nothing/support