Finish It!

This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk!

This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!

This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK!

This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end!

It's the most special week in America so it's time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It's a pod-spangled star-cast!

The brothers are back! Illness can't keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff!

This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it's hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS!

New book day is back! Chris is comin' atcha from ONE YEAR IN THE PAST! Matt plays it safe and gets FULLY EXPLODED! Learn all about our very first LOST EPISODE! It's high time for spy time let's go!

Heck yeah it's Star Wars time! Join the bros as they commit derring-do in the jungles of Teth, Star Wars style! And it's the first time they've ever read this book so there's totally no way they'll get the same read! Plus, TIME TO VOTE FOR NEXT BOOK!

There's only one ending left! Will the Yules be able to track it down? And if they do, will it be a glorious moment of uplifting triumph?! Or more of a total downer? You probably already know!

This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, "This guy, look out it's liquid horn," and the latest Wild Card melts Chris' brain!

This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.

Grasp the godbunny's paw and prepare for "adventure"! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah!

This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible!

Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE!

This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there's a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it!

This week, Matt's on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers!

This week, things get spicy as Chris' love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn't want to and then being handsomely rewarded for it, and Matt finds someone sitting in Odin's special chair!

This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast!

The struggle continues! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder return, but has anyone prepared? Will anyone remember anything about this book? Let's try anyway!