Sinopsis
Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at this Choose Your Own Adventure until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.
Episodios
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Ep. 272. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 7 Nils Father of the Gods
10/01/2024This week, Matt gets his for going around bragging about his sweet trumpet, Chris does the most damage of any ending in any book ever, and Nils gets a promotion!
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Ep. 271. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 6 Odinsigh
04/01/2024This week, Matt goes in search of a solid toot, Chris finds a proper twist ending, and you're just going to love Finish It!'s new, business-forward philosophy!
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Choosemas VI: Krampus.biz
25/12/2023Matt becomes famous! Chris tells history's most ridiculous lie! Both bros save the day with secret messages only Carlos can understand! It's another trip to Yeti Town for another holiday season, and you better believe Krampus has a new challenge for the dudes!
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Ep. 269. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 5 The Brain Struggles
20/12/2023This week, Chris enjoys some good old fashioned body horror, Matt sees snakes do a neat trick, and just when you thought the boat made of fingernails couldn't get any worse, it does!
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Ep. 268. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 4 Fingernail Boat Explosion
06/12/2023This week, Matt gets bamboozled by the best, Chris goes on a wet and wild ride, and a warship made of fingernail trimmings goes boom! Now that is a gee-dee podcast!
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Ep. 267. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 3 460 Doors
30/11/2023This week, Chris achieves immortality! Also, Matt achieves immortality! UH OH! Did they get the same read? Or are they just INCREDIBLE AT THIS?!
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Ep. 266. Thankschoosing 6: Buckets of Slops
23/11/2023Let us give Gratitudes! It's another Thankschoosing journey into a very horrible day. Matt makes the worst decision of his life! Chris finds a happy ending! Who the heck is Topher?!
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Ep. 265. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 2 Equal Blowforce Will Cancel Out Any Toot
15/11/2023This week, Chris becomes a babysitter and Matt blows it... literally AND figuratively! Ok seriously, it's more exciting than it sounds. Not a lot more. But some.
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Ep. 264. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 1 The Normal Kind of Coward
09/11/2023It's New Book Week, so you know these doofuses are going to get the same read somehow... OR WILL THEY? It's Vikingtimes so Matt takes an "outwardly pragmatic" approach, and Chris plays it safe! Thrilling!
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Ep. 263. Creeptobscare ’23: Haunted Halloween Party with Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast!
31/10/2023Happy Halloweeeeen! Dani and Bill are back IN THE FLESH to help the bros knock a couple more endings off the traditional final book of Creeptobscare. Fun was always on the menu, but no one expected a Halloween Miracle!
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Ep. 262. Creeptobscare ’23: The Night of a Little Comic Shop of Knight in Screaming Tale of Tiki Island
26/10/2023Covid can eat it! The boys are back and ready to make up for lost Creeptobscare time by tackling an entire plane of the MultiBumpsGooseVerse at once! It's a mind melter!
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Ep. 261. Creeptobscare ’23: Please Don’t Feed the Vampire
04/10/2023Creeptobscare is back! This week, it's poodle vampire time so cover that neck and prepare for spoopiness!
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Ep. 260. You Are a Shark: Week 10 Kissing in the Drift
29/09/2023This week, Chris blows Matt's mind by revealing that there's only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure?
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Ep. 259. You Are a Shark: Week 9 The One with the Zebra Joke
20/09/2023This week, Chris finds an ending HE'S never found before, Matt manages to keep his read nice and short for once, and someone absolutely blows it!
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Ep. 258. You Are a Shark: Week 8 The Eternity of Death
13/09/2023This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol' fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it's called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA!
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Ep. 257. You Are a Shark: Week 7 Three Steps, Turn
30/08/2023This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can't, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!
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Ep. 256. You Are a Shark: Week 6 At the Baby Bear Crossroads
23/08/2023This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!
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Ep. 255. You Are a Shark: Week 5 Camping Baskets for Bellbottom Bear
16/08/2023This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!
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Ep. 254. You Are a Shark: Week 4 Shark the Knife
09/08/2023This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!
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Ep. 253. You Are a Shark: Week 3 Alpha Horse Homebuddy
02/08/2023This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they're stuck with them forever!