Finish It!

This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol' fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it's called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA!

This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can't, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!

This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!

This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!

This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!

This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they're stuck with them forever!

This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone's butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure!

Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt's read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!

Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let's start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol' Georgie!

This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it's time to vote for the next book!

The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they're not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It's time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator's face! Basic camp stuff!

This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place!

This week, Chris goes left and adds another terrifying critter to his menagerie, Matt uncovers Dr. Salaam's super secret plan, and someone finally has their Sad Pizza Party! And it's gross!

This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter!

This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it's almost Finish It's 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats!

This week, Matt gets what just might be THE best read in the book and Chris gets brutalized with some creative interactive fiction mechanic tinkering the likes of which we have never seen before! Unless we did and we forgot about it!

This week, Chris is 100% sure he did the most Indiana Jones thing for the week, Matt makes a classic crowd-pleasin' boo boo blunder, and both brothers get multi-punned by the master!

The Allbunny is back to take the guys on another fever dream excursion, which is appropriate considering all the viruses that they've had recently! Chris gets a sentence that encapsulates every kid's Easter dream! Matt gets some hot corn soup! The brothers celebrate Chris' belated bday!

This week, Fey Day returns! Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings are back to whisk you away on a magical journey. Magic Wings serves his king dutifully! Twiddle Foots realizes he is not even the main character in this thing! We avoid evil tiny horses!

This week, Matt gets fully bamboozled by the author, Chris also gets fully bamboozled by the author, and someone's read gets "batty" but they still have a "howlin'" good time!