They Remade It: The Movie Comparison Podcast

In this thrilling episode, Stuart, Jacob, and mutual friend Stephanie take a deep dive into the world of genetically resurrected dinosaurs by comparing the original 1993 classic "Jurassic Park" with its 2015 sequel "Jurassic World." They explore the transformation of Michael Crichton's cautionary tale from a groundbreaking thriller to a modern-day action-packed spectacle. How does Spielberg's masterful direction hold up against Colin Trevorrow's CGI-laden sequel? And what do these films say about our evolving relationship with technology, nature, and corporate greed? Will they even touch on these topics while discussing wardrobe and Daniel Craig in "Knives Out"? Also in this episode are ruminations on "American Psycho", a debate on Dennis Nedry, the importance of lighting in films, and divorce as a theme in "Jurassic Park". Kind of. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:56 - 37:49 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRema

In this swashbuckling episode, Stuart and Jacob set sail on a journey comparing Disney's 1950 live-action classic "Treasure Island" with the 2002 animated sci-fi adventure "Treasure Planet." They delve into the transformation of Robert Louis Stevenson's timeless tale from a traditional pirate adventure to a futuristic space odyssey. How does the original film's stagey charm hold up against the visually stunning, yet polarizing, animated reimagining? And what do these adaptations say about Disney's evolving approach to storytelling and animation? Also in this episode is Jacob's unique Gene Hackman double feature, a disdain for early Disney live-action features, the unique animation techniques used in "Treasure Planet," and the curiosity that is the other sci-fi versions of "Treasure Island." All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 23:20 - 37:18 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bl

Stuart and Jacob dive into the colorful world of "Hairspray," comparing John Waters' 1988 cult classic with the 2007 musical adaptation directed by Adam Shankman. They explore the evolution of Tracy Turnblad's story, from a quirky comedy about integration and body positivity to a high-energy musical extravaganza. How does the original's campy charm hold up against the star-studded, song-filled remake? And what do these films say about the changing landscape of social issues in cinema? Also in this episode, the hosts discuss Stuart's qualms with the logic of "Ella Enchanted", the impact of John Waters' unique filmmaking style, the differences in tone between the two films, and the significance of setting a film in the 1960s from the perspective of different decades. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:51 - 38:15 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In yet another sci-fi episode (seriously, two in a row?!), Stuart and Jacob unearth the extraterrestrial saga of "War of the Worlds," comparing the iconic 1953 adaptation with Steven Spielberg's intense 2005 reimagining. They dissect the cinematic evolution of H.G. Wells' classic tale of invasion, survival, and the unexpected saviors of humankind. How does the technicolor vision of the '50s hold up against the gritty realism of the modern take? And what can we learn from the portrayal of humanity's resilience in the face of otherworldly conquerors? Also in this episode are bits about Stephen Spielberg's "Jaws", dissecting when a climax fails to feed into a story's ending, an odd appreciation for "War Horse", and an exercise in the weaknesses of antagonists. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 12:39 - 21:36 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this cosmic voyage of an episode, Stuart and Jacob traverse the starry expanse of Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" and its sequel "2010: The Year We Make Contact" directed by Peter Hyams. From the dawn of man to the birth of a new star, they delve into the evolution of a genre-defining classic and its less-celebrated successor. How does the enigmatic and visually stunning original compare to the more conventional narrative of the follow-up? And can the sequel's Cold War backdrop and additional characters stand up to the original's sparse and contemplative storytelling? Also in this episode are talks on the merits of long movie runtimes, ruminations on the initial episode of the Fallout television series, Jacob's memories of Lithgow and a dolphin, and a debate as to the purpose of the monoliths. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:10 - 28:08 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky th

In this head-to-head episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the gridiron glory and comedic chaos of "The Longest Yard" – both the 1974 classic and its 2005 remake. With Burt Reynolds leading the '74 team and Adam Sandler at the helm in 2005, our hosts dissect the playbook on what makes a sports movie both entertaining and enduring. Does the original's blend of sports and comedy outmaneuver the remake's Happy Madison hijinks? And can anything in the 2005 version match the charisma of a mustache-less Reynolds? Join our hosts as they scrutinize the performances, the portrayal of prison life, and the effectiveness of the humor in both films. They discuss the cultural shifts that may have influenced the remake's approach and whether the story's essence survives amid the slapstick and spectacle. Plus, they share a few hypothetical remakes of their own, swapping out football for other sports, and casting choices that could lead the pack in these reimagined scenarios. Also in this episode ar

In this monumental 100th episode, Stuart and Jacob embark on a journey through one of the most epic sagas in cinematic history: The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies. From the Shire to the fiery chasms of Mount Doom, they compare the grandeur of Peter Jackson's adaptations of J.R.R. Tolkien's beloved works. How does the grand trilogy fare against its prequel counterpart? Can the charm of Bilbo's unexpected journey hold a candle to Frodo's perilous quest? Join our hosts as they navigate the realms of Middle-earth, discussing the highs and lows, the pacing, the effects (both practical and CGI), and the emotional weight carried by Frodo and Sam's friendship. They also ponder the necessity of The Hobbit's expansion into three films and the impact of its added fluff. Plus, they share their personal connections to the series, favorite moments, and the scenes that have aged like fine elven wine - or goblin grog. Also in this episode are talks of a survival horror game featuring a m

Stuart takes a dive into the films of one of his most loved video game franchises of recent years, and he drags Jacob along for the ride. It seems like only yesterday the two were covering the Mario movies, how do they fair entering the territory of gaming movies once again? Tune in to find out! Also in this episode are Jacob's disdain for Matthew Vaughn, a hitman brawl that may or may not have happened according to one of our hosts, a surprise disagreement, and an extensive discussion on the villainous Metamorpho. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 20:47 - 31:05 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Season 6 has finally arrived, and our duo has a lot to discuss. In terms of what they've been doing this past month, but also with a couple animated features to take everyone into the new year. And whaddya know, another one that released in 2023! Seems they're getting more and more current overtime! Or maybe they're running out of movies to talk about? . . . never! Also in this episode are Jacob's 2023 rundown, love for Miranda Richardson, a brief diatribe about Michael Eisner, and Disney's Home on the Range versus Animal Farm: who will win?1 All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 25:29 - 32:41 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

2023 has come and gone, and Stuart and Jacob had a "meh" time of it all. There were highs and lows of course, but if they were tier ranking years of recent memory, 2023 would fall square in the middle for the both of them. That doesn't mean they don't have things to talk about though! Throughout the course of this longer than average episode, Stuart and Jacob discuss varying aspects of the year, reviewing The Oscars and Annies (kind of), upcoming releases, a few of the individuals that were lost, and they reflect on their favorite (and least favorite) films that they saw this past year. Happy Holidays and to a prosperous new year! ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

And you thought They Remade It would get away without covering a Disney movie on this years schedule? That would never happen. And this time, they've brought along a third co-host in Stuart's partner, Hannah. Tis the season to make multiple people suffer through Disney's live-action output! Also in this episode are talks about Sordid Lives, Franz Ferdinand, the confusing character choices of The Little Mermaid remake, and our three intrepid hosts posing their own animated adaptations of live-action movies. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:24 - 27:56 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Another holiday episode, and another episode from Stuart and Jacob going over three separate movies, each one tackling three separate individuals as they overcome themselves for the care of a child. How does each one compare, and how will the duo handle a return to John Wayne town four+ years later? Also in this episode are discussions on Satoshi Kon's output, biblical theming, what constitutes a reward for sacrifice, and an anime rendition of The Santa Clause? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 31:24 - 40:56 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

What better way to bridge the gap between Halloween and the ensuing months than a movie about aliens? And who would've guessed it would get a sequel/remake hybrid over 2 decades after the original?! Well, Stuart and Jacob, given everything they've seen. They certainly weren't surprised. Also in this episode are updates on some late Halloween horror viewings, Kumail Nanjiani's horrendous Pawnee character (and his interminable one-liners), grunge versus sleek, and ruminating on Andy Dick being an alien? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 21:19 - 33:09 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

And rounding out this spooktacular season is yet another of the heavy hitters in the Universal monster canon. While the original manages to sport Claude Rains and Lon Chaney Jr., the remake comes out swinging with folks like Anthony Hopkins and Benicio del Toro. Is either of these truly better than the other? We might even have Stuart and Jacob disagreeing on this episode (it's been a while!). Also in this episode is a shout-out to Stuart's sisters band, thoughts on when backstory becomes just a bit too much, ruminating on the natural versus supernatural, and some light impressions of Maria Ouspenskaya. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 15:30 - 23:37 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

It's finally the spooky season once again, and as is tradition Stuart and Jacob will be bringing the horror this October. They've already touched on two Universal monsters in the past, so why not bring in who is arguably the most famous of them all? I mean, a comedy pseudo-sequel just came out earlier this year, so what better time to mirror the Frankenstein/Young Frankenstein episode than this pick? Also in this episode is Stuart's disenfranchisement with Starfield, the loveable ham that is Nicholas Cage, more of The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, and what background character would Stuart and Jacob give their own movie? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:47 - 41:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

In keep with the incredibly depressing podcast episodes as of late, the two movies being discussed today touch on nuclear annihilation! Are Stuart and Jacob doing this on purpose? One has to wonder... Also in this episode is a bit of a talk on Starfield, Jacob's thoughts on Eddie Deezen, quotable lines, and a discussion on just why this of all things received a sequel in the first place?! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 25:46 - 34:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Well, they've finally done it. Stuart and Jacob have both been bad-mouthing the state of movies and the MCU for all these years, and it's finally come home to roost in the form of Captain America. Will they finally see eye to eye with a Marvel movie? Or will they go on any tangent possible to avoid the inevitable? Also in this episode is ruminations on Skyrim, the acting chops of both Stanley Tucci and Toby Jones, a thankfully *brief* bit on the state of Marvel movies, and the amazing power of faking stomach cramps to hijack civilian vehicles! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 30:28 - 43:12 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob jump back into musicals, their first take on the genre in a long time (at least one that isn't related to an animated Disney feature). And boy is there plenty to chew on here, because as far as the story goes they're mostly identical, but some of those few differences are important and context redefining. Also in this episode is a prolonged discussion on the merits of Barbie, talks on music getting stuck in your head, a brief tangent into Best Picture movies covered on the show, and Jacob mistaking Return of the Jedi for Empire Strikes Back! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 32:20 - 40:20 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

CW upfront, this episode does feature some discussion of verbal, physical, and sexual assault as these acts are featured in this weeks movies. A bit of a rough one this time around as Stuart and Jacob. There are things to like about both of these, but boy are they dark, and honestly neither of them would blame you for skipping this one. Also in this episode is another appearance from David Warner, a discussion on their histories in the South and Midwest, analysis of James Woods's vitriol, and a couple of obscure references to boot! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:49 - 31:38 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob have gone back to not just the Shakespeare well, but the well of "modern day Shakespeare retellings that feature the source materials dialogue". One takes place in an olde Denmark, while the other sees itself in high rises and corporate structures as a part of a New York setting. Is on better than the other, and can the magic of the Romeo & Juliet episode be recaptured?! Also in this episode are Stuart running the media gamut, lauding of the late Sir Laurence Olivier, bewilderment at the inclusion of Bill Murray in a Shakespeare production, and a surprise visit from Eartha Kitt. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:05 - 29:38 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com