They Remade It: The Movie Comparison Podcast

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob set sail on a tumultuous journey through cinematic history as they compare the classic Oscar-winning 1935 film "Mutiny on the Bounty" with its 1962 remake. They explore the brutal world of Captain William Bly and the rebellious Fletcher Christian fighting for his cause. What makes the 1935 version resonate more with its audience? How does Trevor Howard's performance stack up against Charles Laughton's turn as Bligh? And does Stuart think they should've watched the Mel Gibson version instead? Tune in to find out!Also featured in this episode is a match-up between the new "War of the Worlds" and "Silksong", Marlon Brando versus the treacherous Captain Hook, historical inaccuracy discussions, and a war over a bucket. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 13:37 - 19:08----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the enchanting world of Disney as they compare the beloved 1950 animated classic "Cinderella" with its 2015 live-action remake. Back to the Disney well once again, eh? They explore the timeless tale of kindness and perseverance, dissecting how the animated version captures the essence of fairy tales while the remake attempts to add depth and context to the characters and story. What does the 2015 film do differently in terms of character agency? How does Lady Tremaine's portrayal evolve in the live-action adaptation? And why does the Fairy Godmother become so terribly annoying?Also featured in this episode are Jacob's thoughts on some more recent animated fare, when Disney gives far too many notes, wacky cartoon hijinks that don't really land, and just how ornate can Kenneth Branagh be? All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:07 - 28:54----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob do some investigating to compare the iconic 1974 classic "Chinatown" with its 1990 sequel, "The Two Jakes." They explore the masterful storytelling and character depth that made "Chinatown" a defining film of its genre, while dissecting the baffling choices and tonal shifts in its follow-up. How does Jack Nicholson as an actor change over time? What does the sequel reveal about the characters we thought we knew? And why does "The Two Jakes" at times feel more like a parody than a continuation of the original's legacy?Also featured in this episode are talks about both of the newer superhero movies hitting the theaters, an exploration of costuming and set-dressing, praise for John Huston, and some questionable Nicholson impressions. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 26:19 - 33:42----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob embark on a thrilling comparison of the original 1988 miniseries "The Bourne Identity" and the more iconic 2002 film version. They delve into the contrasting storytelling approaches, character development, and the coherence of each film. Which Bourne is a better Bourne? Is Damon's version of the character more unhinged? Are these intelligence agencies any more deranged than how they are in the real world? Tune in to find out!Also featured in this episode are discussions about the merits of action sequences, a diatribe about 1988's confusing plotlines, a brief mourning of the passing of the late Richard Chamberlain, and some recommendations of spy pictures that got things write. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:14 - 30:18----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the highs and lows of the "Fantastic Four" franchise, diving deep into the original 2005 film and its disastrous 2015 reboot. They discuss the charm and campiness of '05, from Chris Evans' great performance as Human Torch to the surprisingly decent practical effects that *mostly* hold up today (some REALLY don't). But they don't shy away from the cringe-worthy moments either, and there are a ton! How old is Michael Chiklis's "Thing" supposed to be in relation to the rest of them? And how badly do the film's writers just want Jessica Alba to be showing skin at all times? They wouldn't get their chance to go all the way there until the sequel! And don't forget the troubled production and mess of a self-serious feature that the 2015 movie turned out to be. Yikes!Also featured in this episode are Stuart's inexplicable experience with 2006's "A Good Year", Jacob's massive 2025 theater crawl, Robert Do

In this riveting episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the treacherous waters of "The Most Dangerous Game," comparing the original 1932 classic with its 2022 remake. They explore the differences in acting choices, set design, and how the adaptations of the original short story go about their storytelling. And they just can't help but rip into the 2022 version for its questionable production choices and baffling plot decisions. How do the character arcs differ? Is the villain more menacing in the original or the remake? And what on earth happened to the budget of the newer version? Join the duo as they present the pros and cons (mostly cons) of attempting to tell the story of this timeless tale.Also featured in this episode are even more thoughts on Scorsese movies in a non-Scorsese episode, and even a surprisingly revelation about the production of the 2022 film! All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:06 - 26:11----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueS

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the gritty underworld of the "French Connection" franchise, comparing the original 1971 classic with its 1975 sequel and the lesser-known 1986 made-for-TV pilot movie, "Popeye Doyle." They explore the evolution of the Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle, portrayed by Gene Hackman, and how his journey shifts from a hard-nosed detective in New York to a fish-out-of-water in France. Is this characterization even right for Hackman? And what of Roy Scheider's character keeping him grounded? What of Hershey's chocolate? But ultimately, what makes the original film a landmark in neo-noir cinema, and how does the sequel falter in its execution? Or do they even care for either of these movies to begin with? And then there's "Popeye Doyle," a film (can we even call it a film?) that raises more questions than it answers.Also featured in this episode are thoughts on Gene Hackman's diverse career and sad passing, a quiz about his iconic r

In this "epic" episode, Stuart and Jacob venture into the iconic world of "Conan the Barbarian," comparing the original 1982 Schwarzenegger film with the 2011 Momoa remake. They dissect the themes of revenge, identity, and barbarian culture... oh who are we kidding? They complain about the set dressings and color and acting on display, this isn't necessarily a high-brow show after all. But what makes the original a classic piece of sword and sandals cinema, and how does the remake falter in its execution? THAT is the purpose of this show. All this and more on They Remade It!Also featured in this episode are thoughts on "Black Bag", discussions on when a story becomes too complicated, ruminations on interesting landscapes versus bland ones, and Gilbert Gottfried as Conan?! All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 24:18 - 34:29----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSkytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this mind-bending episode, Stuart and Jacob explore the narratives of "Abre los ojos" (Open Your Eyes) and its American remake, "Vanilla Sky," starring America's favorite maniac, Tom Cruise. They dissect the themes of reality versus fantasy, identity, and the consequences of wealth as they look at the twin stories of our main characters. How do the character arcs differ between the two films, and what unique elements does each version bring to the table? Is the twist ending more impactful in the original or the remake?Also featured in this episode are ruminations on Michael Mann's "Thief", discussions about how many pop culture references is too many, deliberations on Tom Cruise's acting ability, and Stuart and Jacob construct their own afterlives. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 10:35 - 15:13----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSkytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this gripping episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the intense world of "Cape Fear," comparing the original 1962 film directed by J. Lee Thompson with Martin Scorsese's 1991 remake. They dig deep into the chilling narratives of revenge and obsession, exploring the contrasting portrayals of Max Cady by Robert Mitchum and Robert De Niro. What makes De Niro's performance so unpredictable, like a more deranged Daffy Duck? How do the character arcs of Sam Bowden differ between the two films given their respective actors? And how can the 1991 version push the boundaries of horror and suspense in ways that the original could only hint at?Also featured in this episode are diatribes about "Civilization 7", the correct amount of references to "The Simpsons", a love for Joe Don Baker, and a game that Jacob slapped together in an afternoon and forces Stuart to play. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 23:10 - 31:22----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky

In this episode, Stu and Jacob dive into the world of "Marty," exploring the 1953 television play and its 1955 feature film adaptation that won an astounding 17 awards, including Best Picture. They discuss the poignant themes of love, societal pressure, and self-acceptance as they follow Marty Poletti, an Italian-American butcher, on his journey through loneliness. How does the transition from a TV play to a full-length film impact the storytelling? What nuances emerge in the character portrayals of Marty and Clara? And just how insufferable is Aunt Catherine?Also in this episode are "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" talks (finally!), a Sons of the Forest debate, elaborating on how to to really take a budget and time to improve ones work, and making stage plays out of Best Picture winners. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 28:51 - 33:15----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob have made it through yet another year, but they aren't done talking yet! They have the whole of 2024 to go over, and they have some thoughts on a range of topics (and maybe a rant or two as well). Throughout the course of this longer than average episode, they discuss varying aspects of the year, reviewing The Oscars , upcoming releases, a few of the individuals that were lost, and they reflect on their favorite (and least favorite) films that they saw this past year. Happy Holidays and to a prosperous new year! ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this lively episode, Stuart and Jacob delve into the world of "Mean Girls" by comparing the 2004 cult classic with its 2024 musical remake. Joined by special guest Hannah, they explore the themes of high school cliques, social media's impact, and the challenges of adapting a beloved film into a musical. How does the musical adaptation hold up against the original, and what are the standout performances in each? Is Regina George's reign as queen bee as iconic in the musical as it was in the original film? Also in this episode are deliberations on "Wicked", a conversation on the different eras of Saturday Night Live, the purpose of songs in musical, and the inverse of a question that has been asked once before. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 10:22 - 16:28 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this holiday episode, Stuart and Jacob take a deep dive into the heartwarming classic "It's a Wonderful Life" and its lesser-known 1977 television remake, "It Happened One Christmas". They explore the timeless themes of community, sacrifice, and the impact of one person's life. How does the gender-swapped version hold up against the original? And what makes the 1946 classic a staple of holiday viewing? Is it the divine intervention or the iconic performance of Jimmy Stewart that continues to resonate with audiences today? Also in this episode, they discuss the surprising quality of the 1977 TV remake, the challenges of adapting such a beloved film, the potential pitfalls of a modern-day remake, and a lighthearted debate on what makes the perfect Hallmark holiday movie and a humorous pitch for their own holiday film concept. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:11 - 28:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@

In this wild episode, Stuart and Jacob venture into the bizarre world of "The Island of Dr. Moreau" by comparing the 1977 adaptation with the infamous 1996 version. They discuss the transition from the original's more straightforward narrative to the chaotic production and wacky performances of the remake. How do these films reflect the challenges of adapting classic literature into film? And what happens when a production spirals out of control? Also in this episode are discussions about the bizarre antics of Marlon Brando, the surprisingly subdued 1977 film, the potential influence of Michael Crichton (or ON Michael Crichton?), and the hypothetical question of what animal hybrid they would become. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 12:50 - 25:26 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this intense and thrilling episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the gripping narratives of "The Wages of Fear" and its "kinda, sorta" 1977 adaptation "Sorcerer". They delve into the harrowing journey of transporting volatile nitroglycerin through treacherous terrain, examining the character-driven drama and suspense that both films offer. How do these films explore themes of desperation, survival, and the human condition under pressure? And what makes one adaptation stand out over the other? Is it the odd synthetic soundtrack that sticks out of one like a sore thumb? Also in this episode are discussions about the perplexing title choice for "Sorcerer", their comedic take on Joe's bizarre behavior, the surprising lack of worthwhile character development in the remake, and a debate on whether they would transport volatile materials across a dangerous jungle themselves. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:54 - 29:03 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremad

In this horrific episode, Stuart and Jacob dive once more into the world of horror by comparing the 1933 classic "The Invisible Man" with its 2020 take. They explore the transition from the original's mad scientist narrative to the contemporary take on themes of gaslighting, manipulation, and abuse. How do these films reflect the changing nature of horror and societal fears? And what does it mean to be invisible in different eras? Also in this one are Elisabeth Moss, moderate disdain for "Smile 2", a discussion on the differences between the representations of science and it's repercussions, as well as some fun planning of future Universal Horror movies! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:56 - 29:54 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this belated "They Re-Slayed It" episode (blame audio issues!), Stuart and Jacob tackle the world of Scooby Doo by comparing the 1998 animated film "Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island" with its 2019 sequel. They analyze the transition from the original's down-to-earth take on real supernatural elements in a Scooby-Doo story to the sequel's attempt at a postmodern, self-referential narrative. Does the sequel honor the legacy of its predecessor, or does it get lost in its own mystery? I think you probably know already! Also in this episode are Stuart's in depth review of "Frostpunk 2", a deliberation on the evolution of Scooby-Doo gang actors, a wild derail into plot-holes and inconsistencies, and the boys plan their own Scooby-Doo crossover movies. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 16:10 - 25:53 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this gut-busting episode (we hope), Stuart and Jacob delve into the world of Broadway and film by comparing the original 1967 Mel Brooks classic "The Producers" with its 2005 musical adaptation. They explore the transition from a satirical comedy about a scheme to produce a Broadway flop into a full-fledged musical. How does the humor and satire of the original hold up against the more modern, song-filled remake? And what do these films say about our evolving approach to comedy and musicals? Anything? Anything at all? Also in this episode are discussions about the pronunciation of Zero Mostel's name, a dive into the deep-end with "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice", the question of when does satire stop being funny and start being hateful, and Stuart and Jacob creating their own musicals starring controversial figures. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 21:23 - 28:23 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyrema

In this delicious episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the nostalgic world of Nickelodeon by comparing the 1997 comedy "Good Burger" with its 2023 sequel, "Good Burger 2." They explore the transition of the original film's quirky, 90s charm to its modern-day counterpart. How does the humor and aesthetic of the original hold up in today's context? And what does the sequel bring to the table in terms of nostalgia and new content? Also in this episode are thoughts on the "Borderlands" movie, a discussion of behind the scenes Nickelodeon drama, ponderances of nostalgia, and an exercise in rebooting their own 90's property. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 32:07 - 39:26 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com