Morning News Auditorial

GOOD MORNING!   In Today’s Auditorial:   Ø  “LOTUS GROWS IN WATER, LIVES IN WATER, BUT WATER WOULD NOT STICK TO LOTUS”  ADVISE FLOCKS IN FOR NEW SPEAKER OM BIRLA       Ø  FROM DOCTORS TO LITCHIES, BLAME ANYTHING BUT THE GOVERNMENT ENCEPHALITIS SPREADS AND DEATH TOLL RISES TO 128     Ø  CONTRARY TO MOST MEDIA REPORTS, NO , THERE IS NO BROAD AGREEMENT ON MODI’s ONE NATION ONE ELECTION AGENDA. ONLY 21 OF 40 PARTIES ATTENDED THE MEET, MANY DISAGREED IN WRITING     Ø  HIMALAYAN GLACIERS LOST CLOSE TO TWO FEET ICE EACH YEAR SINCE 2000: STUDY       Ø  NOTHING NEW SAYS SAUDI ARABIA, AS UN RELEASES MORE RECORDINGS PINNING THE KHASHOGGI MURDER ON THE SAUDI CROWN PRINCE     Ø  FINALLY, US JOINS RUSSIA, SAUDIA ARABIA, ISRAEL AND IRAN IN ELITE LIST OF ROGUE STATES.      

GOOD MORNING!   In Today’s Auditorial:     Ø  ASAD DAY IN PARLIAMENT: MUSLIMS AND OPPOSITION HECKLED WITH HINDU RELIGIOUS CHANTS DURING OATH CEREMONY     Ø  MANY OPPOSITION LEADERS TO SKIP MODI’S ONE NATION ONE ELECTION MEETING     Ø  CHENNAI RUNS DRY, COURT BLAMES GOVERNMENT     Ø  THE DAY ANGELA MERKEL WAS VISIBLY SHAKING     Ø  ARCTIC PERMAFROST THAWING 70 YEARS SOONER THAN PREDICTED     Ø  THE TALE OF SOURTOE COCKTAIL  

India's Intelligence Failure Continues, Rising Temperature, EU quizzes Modi on Farm Income, Morsi's Sudden Death and those puppy eyes manipulating humans ...listen to today's morning news auditorial

In Today's Auditorial: SHAH MANGO TO HIT THE STREETS THIS SEASON     STARTING TODAY: GANGS OF NAGPUR – SEASON 2     PM MODI CALLS FOR ALL PARTY MEET TO DRUM UP ‘ONE NATION, ONE ELECTION’     NEARLY 100 CHILDREN LOSE BATTLE TO ENCEPHALITIS IN BIHAR; ANGRY KIN CONFRONT HEALTH MINISTER HARSH VARDHAN     MEETING BETWEEN DOCTORS, MAMATA TODAY; GOVT SAYS NO TO MEDIA PRESENCE   ROLE REVERSAL: DELHI WOMAN THROWS ACID ON BOYFRIEND FOR REFUSING MARRIAGE     2 MILLION HONG KONGESE TAKE ON WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL AUTHORITARIAN STATE     ARGENTINE PRESIDENT PROMISES INVESTIGATION FOLLOWING UNPRECEDENTED MASSIVE BLACKOUT IN ARGENTINA, PARAGUAY AND URUGUAY     MS. NETANYAHU ADMITS TO CRIMINAL WRONGDOING, WHILE MR. NETANYAHU INAUGURATES TRUMP HEIGHTS IN OCCUPIED GOLAN HEIGHTS  

Good Morning,    In Today’s Auditorial:   ·      SURGICAL STRIKE AGAINST MAMATA     ·      UPPER CASTE VILLAGERS IN MP POUR KEROSENE IN DALIT WELL FOR USING BAND PARTY FOR MARRIAGE     ·      TAMIL NADU WOMAN, SCOLDED BY HUSBAND FOR TIKTOK ADDICTION, DRINKS POISON; SENDS VIDEO VIA WHATSAPP     ·      PRAGYA THAKURS LAWYER WANTED TO KNOW HOW THE DOG THAT SNIFFED EXPLOSIVE SUBSTANCE ON HER BIKE BARK     ·      ISRO CHIEF SAYS INDIA WANTS TO LAUNCH ITS OWN SPACE STATION     ·      #BLUEFORSUDAN SOCIAL MEDIA TURNS BLUE FOR SUDAN     ·       IRAN CALLS US OIL TANKER ACCUSATION UNFOUNDED       ·      TRUMP DRUMS UP WHALE OF JOKES AFTER CALLING   PRINCE CHARLES, PRINCE OF WHALES

Good Morning!   In Today’s Auditorial:     ·      NOW EVEN US SECRETARY OF STATE SAYS, MODI HAI TO MUMKIN HAI     ·      MODI SETS GROUND RULES FOR MINISTERS: CLOCK IN BY 9:30 am AND NO WORKING FROM HOME     ·      MODI GOVT TO PROVIDE 100% FUNDING TO DEVELOP SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS & GEO-TAG WAQF PROPERTIES     ·      AFTER FULL PAGE ADS ON J&K GOVERNOR’s ACHIEVEMENT, PRESIDENT RULE EXTENDED IN STATE FOR 6 MORE MONTHS     ·      TWO DAYS AFTER HER ELECTIONS, UP BAR COUNCIL CHIEF SHOT DEAD IN AGRA COURT       ·      ISRO UNVEILS PLANS FOR ITS MOST COMPLEX MISSION: CHANDRAYAAN 2        ·      THE STREETS OF HONG KONG ARE UNEASY       ·       RUSSIA POLICE DETAIN MORE THAN 500 AT PROTEST OVER JOURNALIST’S ARREST     ·      MEXICAN PRESIDENT TO SELL PLANE TO CURB ILLEGAL MIGRATION     ·      PENTAGON EMITS MORE GREENHOUSE GASES THAN PORTUGAL     ·      A FUNGAL INFECTION IS THREATENING THE EXISTENCE OF WORLD’s FATTEST PARROT SPECIE      

Good Morning,  ➢ WE ARE BACK, AND SO IS PM MODI’S MANN KI BAAT  In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ THE WORST HEATWAVE EVER ➢ WATER SCARCITY IS JUST A FALSE MEDIA HYPE SAYS NEWLY APPOINTED JAL SHAKTI MINISTER ➢ THE DAY SC CALLS OUT YOGI GOVERNMENT FOR ‘GLARING ILLEGALITY’ OF SCRIBES ARREST, ANOTHER JOURNALIST ARRESTED  ➢ NEWS 24 JOURNALIST BEATEN, STRIPPED AND URINATED IN HIS MOUTH BY GRP INSPECTOR IN UP FOR A STORY ON TRAIN DERAILMENT ➢ NIA COURT GIVES LIFE TERM AND 5 CR FINE FOR BUSINESSMAN WHO CREATED HIJACK SCARE WITH A THREAT NOTE IN ENGLISH AND URDU ON A TOILET PAPER BOX ➢ MODI’S NEW TROIKA: AFTER DOVAL, CABINET RANK TO MISRA AND MISHRA  ➢ RARE SUPPORT BY RUSSIAN MEDIA FORCES AN EVEN RARER U-TURN ON JOURNALISTS ARREST ➢ PROTEST MOUNTS IN HONG KONG OVER EXTRADITION BILL ➢ YOU MAY BE EATING A CREDIT CARD'S WORTH OF PLASTIC EACH WEEK

In Today’s Auditorial:     Ø  AZIM PREMJI RETIRES     Ø  GOVERNOR TATHAGAT ROY ON BENGALI GREATNESS, ‘BENGALI BOYS ARE SWEEPING FLOORS AND BENGALI GIRLS ARE BAR DANCERS IN MUMBAI’     Ø  PRASHANT KISHORE TO TAKE ON BJP MACHINERY AFTER MAMATA ROPES HIM IN     Ø  CONGRESS DISSOLVES IN TELANGANA AFTER 12 MLA's BREAK RANK, AIMIM TO BE THE OPPOSITION        Ø  MALEGAON TERROR ACCUSED, BJP MP PRAGYA THAKUR WAS TOO SICK FOR COURT APPEARANCE, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ATTEND MAHARANA PRATAP JAYANTI EVENT     Ø  8 FIRE ENGINES, 60 FIREFIGHTERS TACKLE BLAZE AT GYMKHANA, A MICHELIN-STARRED RESTAURANT IN LONDON     Ø  AFRICAN BLOC SUSPENDS SUDAN, DEMANDING END TO MILITARY RULE       Ø  UBER ELEVATES RIDE SHARING, FIRST HELICOPTER RIDE TO TAKE OFF     Ø  IN RUSSIA, TOWN BLAMES THIEVES FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF 56 TONNE BRIDGE WITHOUT TRACE     Ø  POPE FRANCIS CHANGES THE LORD’S PRAYER, EXEMPTS GOD FROM ALL EVIL  

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PM MODI LEADS TWO CABINET COMMITTEES TO TACKLE ECONOMY AND JOBS ➢ AFTER WINNING ELECTIONS, SAKSHI MAHARAJ THANKS #UNNAO RAPE ACCUSED SENGAR IN JAIL ➢ HINDI IMPOSITION FIRES UP: AUTONOMY SAYS RAHMAN, TAMIL NADU CM DELETES TWEET, AND STALIN WANTS TAMIL TO BE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE IN CENTRAL GOVERNMENT OFFICES ➢ HUAWEI SIGNS RUSSIA DEAL FOR 5G ON SIDELINES OF MOSCOW MEETING AS XI CALLS PUTIN ‘A BEST FRIEND’ ➢ PUPPET LAWMAKERS ELECT MILITARY CHIEF PRAYUT CHAN-O-CHA AS PRIME MINISTER OF THAILAND ➢ PHILIPPINES PRESIDENT SAYS HE USED TO BE GAY BUT WAS CURED BY EX-WIFE ➢ JAPANESE MINISTER SAYS ‘NECESSARY’ TO WEAR HIGH HEELS AT WORK

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ INDIA BEATS PAKISTAN BY ONE CITY.  ➢ KEJRIWALS MISDIRECTED RAGE CARRIES ON ➢ AJIT DOVAL REWARDED CABINET RANK FOR PULWAMA, URI GURDASPUR AND PATHANKOT ➢ IAF AIRCRAFT WITH13 ON BOARD GOES MISSING NEAR CHINA BORDER ➢ SAGES AGAINST CONFERRING SAINTHOOD ON MODI ➢ SIGN IN WITH APPLE: APPLE TAKES THE PRIVACY ROUTE TO DISTANCE ITSELF FROM GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK ➢ JAY-Z FIRST HIP HOP BILLIONAIRE, SERENA FIRST ATHLETE TO HIT WORLDS RICHEST SELF-MADE WOMEN ➢ THIEM BLASTS SERENA FOR ‘BAD PERSONALITY’  ➢ NIPPLES PROTEST AGAINST FB & INSTA ➢ JAPANESE WOMEN TAKE ARMS AGAINST HIGH HEELS #KuToo

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ WATER STORAGE IN 91 MAJOR RESERVOIRS DOWN, WARNS CENTRAL WATER COMMISSION ➢ ESSENTIAL QUALIFICATION TO HEAD HRD MINISTRY. YOU SHOULD POSSESS FAKE DEGREES ➢ THREE LANGUAGE FORMULA IN DRAFT EDUCATION POLICY DROWNS THE ECONOMIC AND JOB FIASCO ➢ NOT JUST SKIPPING MINISTERIAL BERTH, JD (U) AND BJP SKIP EACH OTHERS IFTAAR PARTY TOO ➢ ‘THE WORLD IS WATCHING THIS BUTCHERY’, TRUMP TELLS RUSSIA AND SYRIA TO ‘STOP BOMBING THE HELL OUT’ OF SYRIA ➢ FED UP HUAWEI BAN, CHINA TARGETS FedEx IN WARNING TO US ➢ AND NOW IN BAHRAIN, FOLLOWING OPPOSITION SOCIAL MEDIA COULD RESULT IN LEGAL ACTION  ➢ SAY GOODBYE TO i-TUNES

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ FROM TADIPAR TO SHEHEN SHAH ➢ MODI’S SECOND COMING ➢ RSS SAYS WILL GIVE SUFFICIENT ROOM TO BJP, BUT WILL WEIGH IN ON CULTURE, EDUCATION AND I&B ➢ CONGRESS SHUNS TV, BUT ONLY FOR A MONTH ➢ OLD ALLIES, NEW ALLIES: NITISH SNUBBED, KCR & JAGAN LUNCH WITH STALIN ➢ BHUTAN’S FORMER PM MIFFED WITH INDIAN MEDIA FOR MISIDENTIFYING CURRENT PM ➢ PAKISTAN'S ARMY GENERAL GIVEN LIFE SENTENCE ON SPYING CHARGES, BRIGADIER AND DOCTOR GET DEATH ➢ TRUMP ANNOUNCES TARIFFS ON ALL MEXICO GOODS IN LATEST ANTI-IMMIGRATION MEASURE ➢ NORTH KOREA 'EXECUTES ENVOY TO US' AFTER TRUMP SUMMIT FAILURES ➢ GM FUNGUS RAPIDLY KILLS 99% OF MALARIA MOSQUITOES

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #TIME-TIME KI BAAT HAI ➢ AS #MODI BOWS TO GANDHI, ANOTHER BJP MLA CLAIMS #GODSE A HERO ➢ A #MUSLIM #KARGIL WAR HERO WAS ARRESTED IN #ASSAM FOR BEING FOREIGN NATIONAL UNDER #NRC ➢ HEAT WAVES IN ➢ REMEMBER #SMRITIIRANI AIDE IN AMETHI WHO WAS MURDERED, TURNS OUT BJP MAN DID IT ➢ #HILARIOUS: #MAHARASHTRA POLICE SPENDS HOUR CHASING TWO ‘TERRORISTS’, ARRESTS THEM, ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY WERE PLAYIN EXTRA ON MOVIE SET #ISLAMOPHOBIA ➢ #ISRAEL TO HOLD NEW ELECTIONS AFTER NETANYAHU COALITION TALKS FAIL ➢ #NE ZEALAND #BUDGET LEAK: 'HACKERS' HAD SIMPLY SEARCHED TREASURY WEBSITE ➢ WORLD'S #TINIEST SURVIVING BABY BORN IN #CALIFORNIA ➢ #MOBY CANCELS BOOK TOUR AFTER #NATALIEPORTMAN CALLS HIM ‘OLDER MAN BEING CREEPY’ AND DENIES DATING HIM

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #ANUPAM UNCLE IS THE INDIAN UNCLE WE SHOULD SHUN AWAY ➢ #MIMI CHAKRABORTY HAS AWAKENED THE INDIAN SEXIST ➢ LALA LAND: #BJP DOES WHAT BJP DOES BEST - TRADING ➢ #RAHULGANDHI RESIGNATION WILL BE #RSS’ BIGGEST VICTORY EVER ➢ AND NOW #ASTROLOGY FOR #DIAGNOSIS IN HOSPITAL ➢ #MEGASTRIKE: 50,000 #TEACHERS IN #NEWZEALAND WALK OUT OF SCHOOL  ➢ NEARLY 1,000 MURDER SUSPECTS HELD IN #BRAZIL’S OPERATION #CRONOS ➢ #AUSTRALIA PILOTS HIT BY LASERS DURING FLIGHTS IN SOUTH #CHINA SEA ➢ THE LIGHT IN THE SKY, THAT’S JUST ANOTHER SATELLITE #STARLINK #SPACEX

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ IN #DELHI A MAN WAS KILLED FOR NOT WISHING GOOD MORNING TO NEIGHBOURS ➢ #CITIZENSHIPBILL & #TRIPLETALAQ BILL HAVE LAPSED ➢ #PRAGYATHAKUR DISCIPLINARY NOTICE FORGOTTEN AFTER 10 DAYS ➢ INNOCENT #GAMBHIR GETS SCHOOLED IN BJP’S SECULARISM, RESORTS TO MODI SPEECH ➢ #FICCI RAISES SERIOUS CONCERNS ON ECONOMIC GROWTH ➢ #JAPAN MASS STABBING: SCHOOLGIRL KILLED AND 16 INJURED IN ATTACK IN KAWASAKI ➢ SEBASTIAN #KURZ VOTED OUT OF OFFICE ➢ MAN DIES ON #AEROMEXICO FLIGHT AFTER SWALLOWING 246 PACKETS OF #COCAINE ➢ #WHO RECOGNISES "#BURNOUT" AS MEDICAL CONDITION

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PATANJALI’s #RAMDEV WANTS LIQUOR BANNED IN INDIA AND ALSO SNATCH #MODI’s VOTING RIGHTS ➢ #RAGA RESIGNATION ➢ #MODI SPEECH ON MINORITY FEAR IS LIKE PRAGYA THAKUR’S WHEELCHAIR ➢ #OWAISI ASKS MODI, "IF PM FEELS MUSLIMS LIVE IN FEAR, WILL HE STOP GANGS, WHO IN THE NAME OF COW KILLING, ARE BEATING MUSLIMS, TAKING OUR VIDEOS AND DEMEANING US?" ➢ FOUR KILLED AND SEVEN INJURED IN #KATHMANDU EXPLOSIONS ➢ CENTRIST PARTIES LOSE MAJORITY IN #EU VOTE ➢ #GERMANY WARNS #JEWS NOT TO WEAR #KIPPAH CAP IN PUBLIC ➢ WORLD’S RIVERS AWASH WITH DANGEROUS LEVEL OF #ANTIBIOTICS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ IT'S NOT A WAVE, IT’S A TSUNAMO ➢ THE GOOD THING IS: ➢ #PRAGYA WINS AND #ATISHI LOSES, WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY: LOTS ACTUALLY ➢ #NAVEEN JOINS RANKS WITH #CHAMLING AND JYOTI BASU AS CHAMLING LOSES OUT ➢ #TRUMP SEES #HUAWEI MAKING A COMEBACK ➢ US FILES CHARGES AGAINST JULIAN #ASSANGE ➢ #MEXICO SELLS OFF CARS FROM CORRUPT RICH TO GIVE TO THE POOR

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #CHOWKIDAR #SUNILARORA HELPS #EC GET ENFEEBLED COMMISSION TAG ➢ ELECTION COMMISSION QUOTES DODGY RIGHT WING SITE #OPINDIA AND #QUORA TO JUSTIFY #EVMs FOOLPROOF, DELETES IT LATER ➢ #BHAWANKANTH SCRIPTS HISTORY BECOMES FIRST WOMAN FIGHTER PILOT OF IAF ➢ BREAK-IN AT #IAF #RAFALE TEAM OFFICE IN FRANCE, DOCUMENTS STOLEN ➢ INSTEAD OF HAVING HIS NASAL GROWTH REMOVED, #KERALA DOCTORS PERFORM HERNIA SURGERY ON THE BOY ➢ #CHINA IS THE SOURCE OF RISE IN #CFCs DEPLETING #OZONE ➢ AFTER DIPLOMATIC STINK #CANADA AGREES TO TAKE BACK RUBBISH FROM #PHILIPPINES  ➢ A FUGITIVE STRIKES DEAL WITH POLICE: WILL SURRENDER IF WANTED POSTER GETS 15,000 LIKES

GOOD MORNING! In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ FINALLY TRUTH OUT ON CHOPPER STRIKE, IT WAS #IAF THAT SHOT DOWN ITS OWN HELICOPTER ➢ AS POLL RESULTS NEAR, #MODI TURNS TUNE FROM I TO WE SAYS, “OUR #ALLIANCE REPRESENTS INDIA'S DIVERSITY AND OUR AGENDA IS INDIA'S PROGRESS” ➢ A DAY BEFORE RESULTS #CBI CLOSES DISPROPORTIONATE CASE PROBE AGAINST MULAYAM AND AKHILESH #YADAV ➢ ANIL #AMBANI WITHDRAWS DEFAMATION CASE AGAINST #CONGRESS AND ITS LEADERS  ➢ #SHOE COMPANIES TAKE ISSUE WITH TRADE WAR, WRITE TO #TRUMP TO BRING IT TO AN END ➢ #NORTHKOREA WARNS US OVER SEIZED SHIP AT RARE #UN NEWS CONFERENCE ➢ #COMPOSTING HUMANS NOW LEGIT IN #WASHINGTON ➢ UN CALLS OUT #ALEXA AND #SIRI FOR PERPETUATING GENDER BIAS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ AVIVEK #OBEROI AND THE ARROGANCE OF WHAT?  ➢ #RTI SAYS 21 LAKH #EVMS MISSING, MANY FOUND TRYING TO MAKE ITS WAY INTO THE UP STRONGHOLDS ➢ #NDA TO MEET OVER DINNER, OPPOSITION TO MEET OVER EVM ➢ EXIT POLLS RENEW '#HINDURASHTRA' CLAMOUR AS RIGHT-WING OUTFITS PLAN TO SEEK CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT ➢ AND NOW #KEJRIWAL SAYS MODI WANTS TO HAVE HIM KILLED ➢ #KAMALNATH SAYS READY FOR FLOOR TEST IN MP  ➢ #IRAN HITS BACK AT TRUMP FOR TWEETING 'GENOCIDAL TAUNTS' ➢ #MADURO PROPOSES EARLY NATIONAL ASSEMBLY VOTE ➢ #AUSTRIA'S FAR-RIGHT FREEDOM PARTY MINISTERS ALL RESIGN AMID SCANDAL ➢ #NIKILAUDA- THE LEGEND, DIES AT 70 ➢ WHAT IS #MILKSHAKING?