Morning News Auditorial

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ GOODBYE #DEMOCRACY ➢ TERROR ACCUSED IS NOW THE FACE OF #BJPs NEW INDIA ➢ #TWITTER TAKES DOWN YOGI & ILK’s GREEN VIRUS TWEET  ➢ SURPRISE CHECKS ON NAVEEN #PATNAIK, HD #KUMARASWAMY'S CHOPPERS BEFORE POLLS ➢ #EC SUSPENDS IAS OFFICER FOR CHECKING PM’S #CHOPPER IN ODISHA ➢ #PERU'S EX-PRESIDENT DIES AFTER SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD BEFORE ARREST IN CORRUPTION CASE ➢ #NORTHKOREA CLAIM TO TEST NEW WEAPON ➢ #SPURS STUN #CITY TO GO THROUGH AFTER SEVEN-GOAL THRILLER, #VAR DRAMA ➢ #SALAH SHINES AS CLINICAL #LIVERPOOL SEE OFF #PORTO TO ENTER SEMI-FINAL ➢ DETECTED: MOST ANCIENT #MOLECULE IN THE #UNIVERSE

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ WHEN IT OFFICIALS RAIDED FOR CASH BUT CAME BACK WITH TWO BAGS OF RICE ➢ IT & EC FLYING SQUAD RAIDS #KANIMOZHI RESIDENCE FOR ‘LOTS OF CASH’, WALK BACK WITH NOTHING ➢ 50 LAKH PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR #JOBS SINCE THE #DEMONETISATION EXERCISE, SAYS REPORT ➢ GOOGLE BLOCKS #TIKTOK FROM ITS PLAYSTORE ➢ TWO INDIANS AND A PAKISTANI SENTENCED IN #DUBAI FOR STEALING 900 BOXES OF JUICE ➢ 9 YEAR OLD INDIAN GIRL WINS $ 1 MILLION JACKPOT ➢ #INDONESIA BEGINS VOTING IN WORLD’S BIGGEST SINGLE DAY ELECTION ➢ SATELLITE IMAGERY SHOWS #NORTHKOREA IS STILL WORKING ON #NUCLEAR WEAPONS ➢ ALMOST EVERY #UK ADULT COULD RECEIVE UP TO PAYOUT £ 300 BY #MASTERCARD ➢ #AJAX ELIMINATE #RONALDO'S JUVE #CL ➢ #BARCA REACH SEMIS WITH #MESSI MESSING IT FOR UNITED #CL ➢ WANT TO BUY A BABY #T-REX FOSSIL? HEAD TO #EBAY

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #EC CRACKS WHIP ON YOGI, MAYAWATI, AZAM KHAN & MANEKA GANDHI, BUT WAS THEIR CRIME THE SAME? ➢ #MANEKAGANDH ’S LATEST #ABCD FORMULA TO GIFT PROGRESS ONLY TO THOSE WHO VOTE FOR HER ➢ BJP #HIMACHAL CHIEF CALLS RAHUL GANDHI A MAT$%^#& ➢ #KERALA BJP PRESIDENT WANTS TO IDENTIFY MUSLIMS BY REMOVING THEIR CLOTHES ➢ FIRE GUTS #NOTREDAME CATHEDRAL IN PARIS, MACRON PLEDGES TO REBUILD ➢ U.S. NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM WILL NOT HOST EVENT HONOURING #BRAZIL PRESIDENT ➢ #BERNIESANDERS THE SOCIALIST IS NOW A MILLIONAIRE ➢ HAVE YOU UNISTALLED INTERNET EXPLORER YET? #IE ➢ HOW ONE MAN HAS SAVED NOTRE DAME FOR THE FUTURE GENERATIONS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #TIGER RETURNS FROM THE WOOD ➢ WHEN A BJP MLA DEDICATES HIS SONG TO INDIAN ARMY BUT TURNS OUT HE COPIED THE PAKISTANI ARMY SONG ➢ MODI IN #KATHUA GOES AFTER MUFTI AND ABDULLAH ‘FAMILY’, ONCE ALLY PARTNERS TO BJP ➢ THE MYSTERY BEHIND THE #BLACKBOX THAT WAS PART OF PM’S CHOPPER ➢ #AAZAMKHAN STOKES CONTROVERSY FOR CALLING JAYA PRADAS UNDERWEAR KHAKHI ➢ ONE DEAD AS GUN GOES OFF WHILE SHOOTING #TIKTOK VIDEO  ➢ FRENCH CONNECTION TO #AMBANI’S TAX REDUCTION ➢ SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY GETS A NARROW LEAD IN #FINLAND ➢ #UKRAINE’S PRESIDENT DEBATES AN EMPTY PODIUM

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #SMRITIIRANI ’S DEGREE OF UNTRUTH ➢ FIRST PHASE OF ELECTIONS: #EVM, MISSING NAMES, DISAPPEARING INK, TWO DEAD AND OF COURSE BJP MLA ASKING MUSLIM WOMEN TO REMOVE THEIR VEILS ➢ ADITYANATH AND MAYAWATI GET SHOW CAUSE NOTICE FOR DIVISIVE REMARKS, BUT NOTHING FOR AMIT SHAH? ➢ CENTRE TELLS SUPREME COURT THAT "VOTERS HAVE NO RIGHT TO KNOW WHERE THE MONEY FOR POLITICAL PARTIES IS COMING FROM". SC TO PASS VERDICT TODAY #ELECTORALBONDS ➢ #NEPAL BANS ONLINE GAME #PUBG ➢ MILITARY OUSTS #SUDAN'S #BASHIR, PROTESTERS DEMAND CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT ➢ JULIAN #ASSANGE DRAGGED OUT OF ECUADORIAN EMBASSY AFTER 2487 DAYS  ➢ COCONUT OIL, SILICONE, BABY OIL & COOKING OIL IS CAUSING #PENIS DISFIGUREMENT IN #PAPUANEWGUINEA

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #BLACKHOLE IS EARTH’s NEW CELESTIAL SUPERSTAR ➢ JUSTICE K M JOSEPH’S SEPARATE JUDGMENT ON DISTURBING TREND OF BIAS IN MEDIA THAT IS WEAKENING DEMOCRACY #RAFALE ➢ ELECTION COMMISSION SHOOTS DOWN BIOPIC, WEB SERIES TO ALSO FACE THE ELECTION HEAT ➢ #NaMoTV STILL ALIVE, ALTHOUGH BJP, ACKNOWLEDGES IT NOW AS I-T CELL ASSET ➢ WHILE CENTRE ARGUES AGAINST TRANSPARENCY IN ELECTORAL BONDS, #EC TAKES CONTRA STAND ➢ #AKHILESH PULLS UP #EC FOR VIOLATING ITS OWN ORDER ON USE OF ARMY PICS ➢ THE STAMPED PALM OF #KASHMIR IS ADDING TO THE ALIENATION ➢ #BREXIT DELAYED UNTIL 31st OCTOBER ➢ #BARCELONA GET A GOAL UP ON UNITED AND #RONALDO HELPS #JUVENTUS TO A DRAW

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ HD KUMARASWAMY UNMASKS MODI’S GLOW ➢ MODI CODE OF CONDUCT ➢ ADITYANATH EVOKES ALI TO GET BAJRANG BALI VOTES ➢ IN ASSAM, ALI GETS BEATEN AND FORCED TO EAT PORK, FOR SELLING BEEF LEGALLY ➢ INCOME TAX DEPT LATEST VICTIM: THE MAN WHO HAD MOVED THE NO-CONFIDENCE MOTION AGAINST MODI: JAYADEV GALLA ➢ THE DEMO STING VIDEOS INVOLVING RAW, RBI AND AMIT SHAH THAT EC HAS TURNED A BLIND EYE TO ➢ ISRAELI ELECTION: NETANYAHU AND GANTZ BOTH CLAIM VICTORY ➢ ARMED ROBBERS STEAL €2.5M FROM AUSTRIAN AIRLINES PLANE ➢ SON LEADS TOTTENHAM TO VICTORY OVER CITY #CL ➢ LIVERPOOL MANAGE TO BEAT PORTO BY 2 GOALS TO 0 #CL

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ BJP PROMISES STRICT PROVISIONS FOR ‘TRANSFERRING THE LAWS IN ORDER TO COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST WOMEN’ ➢ BJP MANIFESTO LOOKS AT J&K TO HEIGHTEN ITS NATIONALISM AGENDA ➢ I T RAIDS CONTINUE TO PULVERIZE CONGRESS LEADERSHIP, BJP GETS ADVANCE ESTIMATE ➢ #HINDU EXCLUSIVE #RAFALE: MODI GOVT. GAVE UNPRECEDENTED WAIVERS IN OFFSET AGREEMENTS ➢ TRUMP NAMES IRAN’S ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD AS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION ➢ TRUMP FIRES DIRECTOR OF THE US SECRET SERVICE ➢ WAR COMES TO #LIBYA AGAIN ➢ #BRITAIN TO MAKE SOCIAL MEDIA BOSSES PERSONALLY LIABLE FOR HARMFUL CONTENT ➢ #NEPAL TO REMEASURE EVEREST HEIGHT  ➢ TWO #VEGANS SENTENCED FOR ATTACKING MEAT SHOPS AND RESTAURANTS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ ALL ROADS ARE LEADING TO CHAOS IN #KASHMIR ➢ 'PHIR EK BAAR, #MODI SARKAR' v/s 'AB HOGA #NYAY' ➢ #CRPF AND #MP POLICE CLASH AS I-T RAIDS KAMAL NATH AIDE ➢ INSURGENT #MANIPURI GROUP THREATEN CIVILIANS TO VOTE BJP, POLICE BARRICADE MODI RALLY TO STOP PEOPLE FROM LEAVING ➢ INDIA SMELLS TERROR ATTACK IN #PAKISTAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM OF INDIAN ATTACK ON PAK ➢ KIDNAPPED TOURIST IN #UGANDA RESCUED ➢ POACHER TRYING TO SHOOT RHINO KILLED BY ELEPHANT THEN EATEN BY A LION PRIDE ➢ THE SECRET DRUG-RESISTANT #GERM THAT KILLS IN 90 DAYS AND HAS BEEN QUIETLY SPREADING ACROSS THE WORLD

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PM MODI HONOURED WITH ‘ORDER OF #ZAYED’  ➢ #ADVANI’S LAST WRATH YATRA ➢ ON MODI’S ARMY REMARKS, V K SINGH CALLS #BBC HINDI PRESSTITUTE, BBC REBUTS BY RELEASING UNEDITED VIDEO ➢ #HUFFPOST EXCLUSIVE: AMIT SHAH’S SECRET ARMY THAT HAS BEEN PEDDLING MISINFORMATION AND FAKE NEWS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA TO PUBLIC SPEECHES ➢ DID INDIA SHOOT DOWN A PAKISTANI JET? U.S. COUNT SAYS NO #FP EXCLUSIVE ➢ FAMILY OF AMERICAN WOMAN SUES #BOEING, #ETHIOPIAN AIRLINES OVER 737 MAX CRASH ➢ #MACKENZIE LEAVES 75% AMAZON STAKE, WAPO & BLUE ORIGIN TO JEFF BEZOS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ SAY NO TO GROUPS WITH LATEST #WHATSAPP UPDATES ➢ THE #NaMo FRANCHISE ➢ ‘A BOGUS FILM OF A FLOP HERO, A FLOP PRODUCER AND IS MADE ON A FLOP PERSON WHO HAS PROVED TO BE A ZERO’  ➢ CAN 'EXPIRY BABU' SURVIVE 'VOTER STRIKE' TO UNSEAT 'SPEEDBREAKER DIDI'? ➢ JAYA PRADA TAKES TO TEARS TO TEAR INTO SP ➢ A DAY BEFORE #MODI’S RALLY, 8 CRORE SEIZED FROM #ARUNACHAL CHOWKIDAR CM’s CONVOY ➢ WITH 1.76 LAKH CRORES CASH AND 4 LAKH CRORE LOAN FROM WORLD BANK THIS BYPOLL CONTENDER’s EXPLANATION IS BIZARRE ➢ #MADRAS HIGH COURT ASKS CENTRE TO BAN ‘INAPPROPRIATE’ VIDEO APP #TIKTOK ➢ DEMOCRATS DEMANDS SIX YEARS OF #TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS FROM IRS ➢ #AMAZON.COM SHOULD SHARE WEB DOMAIN NAME RIGHTS, BRAZIL SAYS ➢ US TOURIST KIDNAPPED AND HELD FOR $500,000 RANSOM AT #UGANDA’S NATIONAL PARK ➢ BAD DIET KILLS MORE PEOPLE THAN #CIGARETTES

In Today’s Auditorial: • ‘KAMAL KAMAL KAMAL’ • EC DIARIES: ➢ REPORT ON YOGI CALLING INDIAN ARMY MODI’s SENA ➢ POLL PANEL SUBMITS REPORT ON GOVERNOR KALYAN SINGH OPENLY ADVOCATING MODI, TO PRESIDENT  ➢ RAILWAY GETS NOTICE ON PROMOTING MODI ON RAILWAY TICKETS AND TEACUP ➢ ON MODI BIOPIC MOVIE RELEASE EC SAYS CENSOR BOARD THE COMPETENT AUTHORITY ➢ WITHOUT OFFICIAL ORDER, ELECTION COMMISSION FLYING SQUAD SEIZES COPY OF BOOK ON RAFALE • CONGRESS MANIFESTS JOBS, HARMONY, WELFARE WITH POLL PROMISES, BJP CALLS IT ANTI-NATIONAL • FINALLY, ALGERIAN PRESIDENT RESIGNS ➢ FOOTBALL NIGHT: ➢ LATE GODIN AND GRIEZMANN GOALS KEEP ATLETICO IN TITLE CHASE ➢ MESSI AND SUAREZ LATE SHOW RESCUES BARCA IN 4-4 DRAW AT VILLARREAL ➢ JUVE VICTORY AT CAGLIARI MARRED BY KEAN ABUSE ➢ WOLVES DEVOUR 10-MEN UNITED, AGAIN

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ 400 PIECES OF MODI’S ROCKETS ADD TO DANGERS FOR ASTRONAUTS ABOARD #ISS, SAYS #NASA  ➢ AFTER LOSING YOUTUBE BATTLE TO T-SERIES, #PEWDIEDIE SAYS ‘INDIANS ARE POO POO IN THEIR BRAINS’ ➢ DID #CONGRESS REALLY GIVE #HINDUTERROR TAG? AND DID ATHEISTS DO AJMER DARGAH BLAST? ANSWERS MAY BE DIFFERENT THAN WHAT MODI CLAIMS ➢ #NAMOTV IS A TV CHANNEL AND NO ONE HAS AN ANSWER HOW IT GOT THERE ➢ THE MANY TRUTHS OF #FACEBOOK’S DELETION OF PROPAGANDA ACCOUNTS BEFORE INDIAN ELECTIONS ➢ DIRECT MAYORAL ELECTIONS AND SMART CITY PLAN PROPOSED BY ‘AMUL BABY’ ➢ #ERDOGAN LOSES CONTROL OF ANKARA, ISTANBUL NEXT ➢ IF ALL GOES PER TRUMPS PLAN, THEN THE US COULD BE OUT OF #AVOCADO IN THREE WEEKS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ COMEDIANS WINNING ELECTIONS ➢ MODI URGES NATION TO MOVE BEYOND PAKISTAN ➢ SAMBIT PATRA AND THE GAS OF UJJWALA SCHEME ➢ #ADITYANATH SAYS ‘NO POLITICS OF APPEASEMENT’, AS AKHLAQ KILLERS CHANT #YOGI’S NAME IN FRONT ROW ➢ ‘22 LAKH VACANCIES TO BE FILLED BY 31st MARCH 2020,’ RAHUL’S JOB PROMISE ➢ VIJAY #MALLYA QUOTES MODI INTERVIEW TO CLAIM HE IS FULLY VINDICATED ➢ #FACEBOOK TAKES DOWN 11,000 POLITICAL ADS BY CHINESE COMPANY THAT OWNS #TIKTOK ➢ ARMY CALLED IN #NEPAL AFTER AT LEAST 25 KILLED AND 400 INJURED IN RAINSTORM ➢ #UKRAINE COPS SEIZE $60 MILLION OF HEROIN IN 'NEVER SEEN BEFORE' RAIDS ➢ #SIBERIA AIRLINES OWNER AND RICHEST RUSSIAN WOMEN DIES WHILE LANDING IN GERMANY ➢ #TRUMP IS ‘WORLD’S WORST CHEAT AT #GOLF’ SAYS NEW BOOK BY SPORTS ILLUSTRATED COLUMNIST

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ SARAB OF SPACE PURUSH #MODI  ➢ #CPI (M) MANIFESTO TAKES ON MASS SURVEILLANCE, JIO MONOPOLY AND MINIMUM WAGE ➢ #RAHUL PROMISES CONGRESS’ #NYAY TO REMONETIZE, ANGEL TAX & OTHER EXEMPTIONS TO PROPEL JOBS ➢ WHEN #BJP’s I T RAID ON RULING ALLIANCE IN #KARNATAKA BACKFIRED ➢ #NIA WITHELD “BEST EVIDENCE” ON #SAMJHAUTA EXPRESS BLAST CASE, SAYS THE JUDGE WHO ACQUITTED ASSEMANAND AND OTHERS ➢ FORMER BJP CM RAMAN SINGH’s SON-IN-LAW ON THE RUN  ➢ US CHARGES #FACEBOOK WITH RACIAL DISCRIMINATION ➢ 90 AMPHIBIAN SPECIES WIPED OUT IN 50 YEARS BY A DEADLY SKIN EATING FUNGAL DISEASE ➢ #NESTLE RUNS INTO TROUBLE WITH SPRING WATER FROM A POLISH SPRING THAT RAN DRY 50 YEARS AGO

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ MOVE ASIDE KIM, #NAMO THE ROCKET MAN NOW ➢ IS MODI UNNERVED BY RAHUL’S #NYAYA? ➢ #MAMATA GOES NATIONAL: PROBE ON NOTE BAN, REVIVE PLANNING COMMISSION & REVIEW GST ➢ ELECTION COMMISSION WAKES UP LATE ON #ELECTORALBONDS ➢ #NEWSCLICK EXCLUSIVE: HOW MODI BYPASSED NORMS TO ENABLE #ADANI’S ENTRY INTO AIRPORT BUSINESS ➢ ‘#RUSSIA HAS TO GET OUT’: DONALD #TRUMP ON RUSSIAN TROOPS IN #VENEZUELA ➢ RESCUED MIGRANTS HIJACK MERCHANT SHIP NEAR #LIBYA ➢ #GAMBIAN EX-PRESIDENT ‘STOLE ALMOST $1BN BEFORE FLEEING COUNTRY’

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ MEMORY FAILS BILLIONAIRE #HEMAMALINI WHEN ASKED ABOUT HER WORK IN MATHURA ➢ NOT ENOUGH FOCUS ON JOBLESSNESS, #RAGHURAMRAJAN CALLS FOR VETTING GOVERNMENTS DATA CLAIMS ➢ #EC ASKS #NITI VC RAJIV KUMAR TO EXPLAIN HIS COMMENTS ON CONGRESS’ #NYAY ➢ #BJP GENERAL SECRETARY BOOKED FOR 'FORGING' NIRMALA SITHARAMAN'S SIGNATURE, DUPING REALTOR ➢ BJP VS BJP CLASH IN PATNA AFTER RAVI SHANKAR PRASAD IS SHOWN BLACK FLAGS BY RK SINHA’S SUPPORTERS ➢ DENIED TICKET, CONGRESS MLA WALKS AWAY WITH 300 CHAIRS FROM PARTY OFFICE ➢ F-16s ESCORT MUMBAI-SINGAPORE FLIGHT AFTER HOAX BOMB THREAT ➢ #IMRAN AIRS FEAR OF `SOMETHING' BEFORE INDIA POLLS ➢ #ALGERIA ARMY CHIEF WANTS PRESIDENT REMOVED FOR BEING UNFIT FOR OFFICE ➢ #SPAIN: #NORTHKOREA EMBASSY INTRUDER GANG CONTACTED FBI, JUDGE LAYS OUT DETAILS ➢ #INDONESIA THEME PARK CENSORS MERMAID STATUES' BREASTS ➢ AUSTRALIAN MAN NETS $46M IN OZ LOTTO AFTER ACCIDENTALLY BUYING TWO WINNING TICKETS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ NO MORAL CONDUCT CODE HERE ➢ ON #MODI BIOPIC AND SURROGATE ADVERTISING ➢ #NYAYA V/S JOSH ➢ INDIA'S FIRST ALL-WOMAN PARTY LAUNCHED, TO CONTEST LOK SABHA POLLS ➢ THE ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER BEING PEDDLED BY #GADKARI ➢ #PENTAGON AUTHORISES $1 BILLION FOR DONALD #TRUMP'S BORDER WALL ➢ #VENEZUELA HIT BY MAJOR POWER CUT BLAMES ‘THE TRIO OF MISFORTUNE, PERVERSITY AND CRIMINALITY’ ➢ #APPLE SPOTLIGHTS SERVICES WITH TV, GAMING AND CREDIT CARD OFFERINGS ➢ MAN TRIES TO BOARD FLIGHT NAKED, SAYS 'CLOTHING IMPAIRS THE AERODYNAMICS' ➢ #NASA CANCELS ALL-FEMALE SPACEWALK, CITING LACK OF SUIT IN WOMAN'S SIZE

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ UN HOLI CRICKET ➢ NO ONE KNOWS WHO BLASTED SAMJHAUTA EXPRESS THAT KILLED 68 AS NIA FAILS TO BUILD CASE AGAINST ASSEMANAND, YET AGAIN! ➢ SUBRAMANIAN SWAMY SAYS HE CAN’T BE CHOWKIDAR AS HE IS A BRAHMIN, AS PM SELLS CHOWKIDAR MERCHANDISE ➢ "PARTY LED BY CHOWKIDAR STOLE OUR WORK”: DEVELOPERS BEHIND BJP’S WEBSITE TEMPLATE BLAME PARTY OF TAKING CREDIT AWAY ➢ NATIONAL AWARDS WILL LOSE CREDIBILITY IF I DON’T GET IT FOR MANIKARNIKA: KANGANA RANAUT ➢ BARB OF THE DAY: ‘HE IS A GANJA PLAN AMONGST TULSI’  ➢ ‘NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION’: TRUMP TWEETS VICTORY ➢ KENYAN TEACHER WHO DONATED MOST OF HIS SALARY GETS $1M PRIZE

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #MAMATA THROWS MANTRAS CHALLENGE AT MODI-SHAH ➢ ‘DUPLICATE HINDUS’ OR ‘DEVIL QUOTING SCRIPTURES’: KCR BATS FOR FEDERAL FRONT ➢ ARUN JAITLEY SLAMS ECONOMISTS DOUBTING STATS AS ‘COMPULSIVE CONTRARIANS’ ➢ INDIAN EXPRESS EXCLUSIVE: NATIONAL MALE WORKFORCE SHRINKING, SAYS #LABOUR REPORT THAT GOVT BURIED #JOBS ➢ COLD-BLOODED MURDER, SAYS FAMILY OF TEACHER WHO DIED IN POLICE CUSTODY AS CLASHES ERUPT IN #KASHMIR ➢ NOW VIRAL: #HARYANA MATHEMATICS PROFESSOR TEACHES 'LOVE FORMULAE' TO GIRLS, SUSPENDED ➢ #TRUMP #BOLSANARO FAWN OVER EACH OTHER AS THEY SING THE FAKE NEWS SONG ➢ CYCLONE #IDAI: THE MASSIVE DISASTER THAT HAS KILLED MORE THAN 1000 IN #MOZAMBIQUE ➢ UP IN FLAMES: DRAGONS, POLITICIANS AT THE FIERY FESTIVAL IN #SPAIN