Morning News Auditorial

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ WORD OF THE DAY: FUDGETS ➢ ‘HINDU, BUDDHIST, SIKHS NEED NOT BE AFRAID OF CITIZENSHIP BILL’: AMIT SHAH ➢ TRINAMOOL CONGRESS THREATENS TO CRIMINAL DEFAMATION AGAINST SHAH FOR SAYING TMC COLLECTS SYNDICATE TAX ➢ 56% OF FUNDS ALLOCATED UNDER PM’s PET SCHEME BETI BACHAO, BETI PADHAO USED FOR ADVERTISEMENTS ➢ GUJARAT GOVERNMENT ISSUES BAN ON PUBG MOBILE GAME FOR ADVERSELY AFFECTING STUDIES  ➢ BUZZFEED SHAKES UP TRUMPS MOSCOW TOWER DEAL ➢ THREE MEN AND A BOY ARRESTED IN NEW YORK FOR CONSPIRING TO KILL MUSLIMS ➢ DRUNK RUSSIAN TRIES TO HIJACK MOSCOW BOUND JET ➢ GUINNESS RECORDS HUMBLE PIE

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ ‘GARDEN OF EDEN IS NO MORE’ ➢ SEMINARY APPEALS TO STUDENTS TO AVOID TRAVELING ON REPUBLIC DAY ➢ DOVAL’S BRITISH SON FILES DEFAMATION CASE AGAINST CARAVAN & JAIRAM RAMESH  ➢ ANNA DROPS A PENNY ON RAFALE SCAM ➢ PM CONGRATULATES GUJARATI COUPLE WHO HAD DESIGNED RAFALE THEMED WEDDING CARD ➢ TALIBAN ATTACK KILLS MORE THAN 100 IN CENTRAL AFGHANISTAN ➢ CHINA CONDEMNS 'BABY GENE EDITING' SCIENTIST EVEN AS IT CONFIRMS SECOND PREGNANCY ➢ AVON RUFFLES FEATHER OVER CHEEKY CELLULITE AD

 In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ POLICE COMPLAINT AGAINST BJP MLA FOR CALLING MAYAWATI WORSE THAN EUNUCH ➢ KARNATAKA CONGRESS INFIGHTING TURNS UGLY AS BRAWL CAUSES MLA TO BE HOSPITALIZED, PARTY SAYS ITS CHEST PAIN ➢ IN RARE CASE OF CANNIBALISM TIGER EATS TIGRESS AT KANHA NATIONAL PARK ➢ IN TELANGANA SENIOR STUDENTS TO TEACH JUNIOR STUDENTS AND ALSO GET PAID ➢ RICHEST 9 INDIANS' WEALTH EQUIVALENT TO BOTTOM 50% OF THE COUNTRY: OXFAM ➢ DEATH COUNTS IN MEXICO FUEL LINE EXPLOSION RISES TO 79  ➢ BUDDHIST POKER PLAYER GIVES AWAY $600,000 WINNINGS ➢ IRISH MAN USES OWN SEMEN IN ORDER TO CURE HIS BACK PAIN

In Today’s Auditorial:  ➢ KAMAL NATH TURNS YOGI, WITHDRAWS POLITICALLY MOTIVATED CASES ➢ 24 HOURS IN MP: A LEADING BUSINESSMAN KILLED, BJP LEADER ALSO SHOT DEAD ➢ AJIT DOVALS BRITISH SON USED CAYMAN ISLAND TO ROUND TRIP DEMO MONEY INTO INDIA: CONGRESS ASKS RBI TO DISCLOSE ➢ *FOR MORALE BUILDING UP COPS ASK FOR MOOCH ALLOWANCE * ➢ 9 KILLED BY CAR BOMB AT COLOMBIA’S POLICE ACADEMY, 20 WOUNDED ➢ PRINCE PHILIP CRASHES CAR, ESCAPES UNINJURED  ➢ HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT NURHADI & ALDO THE INDONESIAN POLITICIANS WITH THE TAGLINE DILDO FOR INDONESIA?

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ BJP TOP BRASS IS ILL ➢ YOUTH CONGRESS RIDE HORSES TO BJP HQ, OPERATION LOTUS FAILS AGAIN ➢ 170 WEAPONS SEIZED FROM BJP FUNCTIONARY IN MUMBAI ➢ FOUR OF FIVE NUNS WHO PROTESTED AGAINST RAPE ACCUSED BISHOP ASKED TO LEAVE THE CONVENT ➢ OYO SHARING LIVE CHECK-IN DETAILS WITH GOVT TRIGGERS PRIVACY CONCERNS ➢ NETFLIX & HOTSTAR START SELF CENSORSHIP IN INDIA, AMAZON STEERS CLEAR ➢ THERESA MAY SURVIVES NO-CONFIDENCE MOTION ➢ NOW TURKEY WANTS NEW YORK KNICKS BASKETBALL PLAYER HANDED OVER ➢ FAKE WASHINGTON POST HITS STREET, DECLARING TRUMP ‘UNPRESIDENTED’

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ OPERATION KAMAL IS ABOUT DELIGITIMIZING COALITIONS ➢ OPPOSITION LEADER ASKS PM TO MAKE CVC REPORT AND MINUTES OF MEETING PUBLIC, CALLS FOR NEW CBI DIRECTOR ➢ KOLKATA POLICE ARREST TWO NURSES FOR CLOBBERING 16 PUPS ➢ IN UTTARAKHAND, GOVERNMENT FUNDS USED TO CONSTRUCT CENTRE TO KEEP WOMEN IN HIDING DURING MENSTRUAL CYCLE ➢ ANTI-CORRUPTION GROUP FINDS IRREGULARITIES IN BANGLADESH ELECTIONS ➢ NO CONFIDENCE FOR MAY AS BRITISH LAWMAKERS REJECT BREXIT DEAL ➢ 15 PEOPLE KILLED BY AL SHABBAB IN NIGERIA'S MOST OUTRAGEOUS ATTACK ➢ TRUMP SERVES ‘HAMBERDERS’ ON SILVER PLATTER FOR FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PM MODI GETS ‘VERY CONFIDENTIAL’ KOTLER AWARDS FOR MARKETING AND MANAGEMENT ➢ 250 LAWMAKERS & CIVIL SOCIETY WRITE TO PM ON MGNREGA, WPI FIGURES MAKE 2018-2019 THE WORST YEAR FOR FARM INCOME IN TWO DECADES ➢ NSA SLAPPED ON BULANDSHAHAR COW SLAUGHTER ACCUSED, WHILE POLICE KILLERS FLAUNT MESSAGES ON POSTERS ➢ OPERATION KAMAL ACTIVATES HORSE TRADING IN KARNATAKA ➢ MOVE OVER COW PISS: DONKEY MILK IS THE NEW STAR ATTRACTION ➢ SEVERAL KILLED IN ZIMBABWE OVER FUEL PRICE HIKE ➢ HUAWEI ARREST REPERCUSSIONS: CHINA COURT ORDERS DEATH TO CANADIAN  ➢ IVANKA TRUMP TO HELP AMERICA CHOOSE NEXT WORLD BANK CHIEF

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ JUDGE WHO SUPERVISED VERMA PROBE SAYS PRINCIPLES OF NATURAL JUSTICE NOT OBSERVED; JUSTICE SIKRI REJECTS GOVT POST HE HAD ACCEPTED A MONTH BACK BUT ONLY AFTER NEWS IS OUT  ➢ CONGRESS CALLS CVC CHOWDHURY A ‘COLLABORATOR FOR VIOLATING THE CONSTITUTION’, DEMANDS REMOVAL OF ‘VIGILANT SLAVE’ ➢ JADAVPUR UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR TRIGGERS CONTROVERSY AFTER HIS POST MAKING ANALOGY BETWEEN SEALED BOTTLE AND VIRGINITY ➢ DELHI POLICE SET TO FILE SEDITION CHARGESHEET IN 2016 JNU CASE AGAINST KANHAIYA AND 9 OTHERS ➢ 50 JAWANS UNDER SCANNER FOR BEING HONEY TRAPPED BY ANIKA CHOPRA, ONE TAKEN INTO CUSTODY ➢ TRUMP WENT TO EXTRAORDINARY LENGTHS TO CONCEAL CONVERSATIONS WITH PUTIN ➢ EGYPT UNIVERSITY EXPELS FEMALE STUDENT FOR HUGGING MALE FRIEND ➢ CANADA AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS BUY PIZZAS FOR UNPAID US COLLEAGUES

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #CBI DIRECTOR GETS FIRE AFTER BEING AXED WITHOUT HEARING ➢ AN INTELLECTUAL, JOURNALIST & RTI ACTIVIST IN ASSAM HAVE BEEN SLAPPED WITH #SEDITION CHARGES # CITIZENSHIPBILL ➢ #BENGAL EXITS #AYUSHMAN BHARAT AFTER #MAMATA BLAMES PM FOR TAKING ALL THE CREDIT ➢ MAN ARRESTED FOR DUPING PEOPLE USING PHOTO OF PM #MODI  ➢ FOUR ON TRIAL OVER THEFT OF HUGE GOLD COIN FROM #BERLIN MUSEUM ➢ SUITCASE OF CASH STOLEN FROM OUSTED PRESIDENT #MUGABE ➢ ANDY #MURRAY ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT AFTER #WIMBLEDON DUE TO CHRONIC HIP PAIN ➢ FAMILY FILES LAWSUIT FOR BEING CALLED UGLY IN #CHRISTMAS #MOVIE

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ CJI SETS ASIDE PRECEDENT TO SET UP CONSTITUTION BENCH FOR AYODHYA CASE HEARING ➢ SC REJECTS GUJARAT GOVERNMENT’S PLEA TO NOT SHARE REPORT ON FAKE ENCOUNTER DURING MODI RAJ ➢ FUNCTIONING LIKE A CLERK AND NOT A CM CRIES HD KUMARASWAMY ➢ TEARS FOR 130-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE  ➢ PAK SUPREME COURT BANS INDIAN CONTENT AND ORDERS STRINGENT MORAL GUIDELINES TO CHANNELS ➢ FOOT FETISHES TO SPOOFS: CHINA INTRODUCES NEW CENSOR GUIDELINES FOR SHORT VIDEOS ➢ AUSTRALIA ARRESTS MAN WHO SENT 38 SUSPICIOUS PARCELS TO FOREIGN CONSULATES INCLUDING THE INDIAN CONSULATE ➢ MYSTERIOUS RADIO SIGNALS FROM DEEP SPACE DETECTED AGAIN

In Today’s Auditorial:  ➢ CBI CHIEF ALOK VERMA: NOW MORE CAGED THAN EVER? ➢ NORTH-EAST ERUPTS ON MODI’S CITIZENSHIP BILL, ASSAM GOES AHEAD WITH ECONOMIC BLOCKADE, ALLY SANGMA TO DECIDE ON TIE WITH BJP ➢ MONTHS BEFORE ELECTIONS GOVERNMENT REWARDS REGIONAL & VERNACULAR PRINT MEDIA WITH 25% RATE HIKE ➢ NO SECTION OF INDIAN LAW COVERS A STOLEN HEART AS NAGPUR POLICE FOUND OUT ➢ ‘A CRISIS OF HEART AND A CRISIS OF THE SOUL’ : DONALD TRUMP TAKES TO TV ON BORDER WALL FUNDING ➢ MAN ATTACKS 20 CHILDREN WITH HAMMER IN BEIJING SCHOOL ➢ 20-YEAR-OLD GERMAN HACKER CONFESSES TO LEAKING PRIVATE DATA FROM HUNDREDS OF ‘ANNOYING’ POLITICIANS ➢ JAPANESE TABLOID APOLOGIZES FOR RAKING UNIVERSITIES ON EASE OF SEX

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ MODI GOVERNMENT TO AMEND CONSTITUTION IN ORDER TO BRING IN 10% QUOTA FOR EWS ➢ NDA ALLY AGP WALKS OUT OF ALLIANCE ON CITIZENSHIP AMENDMENT BILL, SHIV SENA TO SIDE WITH OPPOSITION ➢ TODAY: SUPREME COURT VERDICT ON CBI v/s CBI ➢ DID YOU KNOW THAT MODI GOVERNMENT TOYED WITH THE IDEA OF SHAGUN NOTES OF RS 11 & RS 21 BEFORE GOING AHEAD WITH DEMONETIZATION? ➢ WORLD BANK PRESIDENT RESIGNS TO JOIN INFRASTRUCTURE FIRM ➢ YUSAKU MAEZAWA: JAPANESE BILLIONAIRE WITH MOST RETWEET OF A SINGLE TWEET ➢ ‘ WOMEN IN THEIR 50s ARE INVISIBLE TO ME’: FRENCH AUTHOR SPARKS CONTROVERSY

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ SACHIN OR VIRAT?  ➢ INDIAN SCIENCE CONGRESS PLEDGES TO SPOUT BASELESS CLAIMS ➢ SCIENCE DELEGATES CLAIM EINSTEIN & NEWTON THEORY FLAWED, WANTS TO RENAME GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AS NARENDRA MODI WAVES ➢ MEET RAJASAURAUS NARMADA ENSIS: THE DINOSAUR MENTIONED BY LORD BRAHMA IN THE VEDAS ➢ OPPOSITION & BJP ALLIES PROTEST AGAINST MODI’S COMMUNAL CITIZENSHIP (AMENDMENT BILL), 2016 AS BLACK DAY IN ASSAM ➢ MALAYSIAN KING ABDICATES THRONE AMIDST RUMOURS OF MARRYING RUSSIAN BEAUTY QUEEN ➢ MYSTERY BEHIND SONIC SOUNDS THAT TROUBLED US EMBASSY IN CUBA SOLVED

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ SHAJILA ABDULRAHMAN: WHO IS SHE AND WHAT DID SHE DO? ➢ #RSS MILITIA TURN #KERALA INTO WAR ZONE, BOMBS HURLED, MANY DEAD, SEVERAL INJURED, AND SCORES ARRESTED; JOURNALISTS BOYCOTT #BJP EVENT ➢ #SUSHMA READS BODY LANGUAGE TO DECLARE FRENCH HAPPINESS OVER #RAFALE VERDICT ➢ AFTER SHIV SENA ASKS FOR RAFALE JPC, NDA ALLY #JD (U) DECIDES TO BOYCOTT PM’s FAVORITE BILL ➢ US HOUSE PASSES BILL TO END SHUTDOWN, WITHOUT #TRUMPS #MEXICOWALL ➢ NEARBY #GALAXY TO COLLIDE WITH #MILKY WAY AND SEND IT INTO COSMIC VOID

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ FACTS CLIP #JAITLEYs ATTEMPT TO PLAY PROXY TO PM #MODI  ➢ #RAHULGANDHIS OPEN BOOK CHALLENGE, AND THE 3rd QUESTION THAT CAME AN HOUR AFTER THE FOURTH ➢ #BJP STUNNED BY #SHIVSENA AND #BJD ASKING WHY IS PM SCARED OF A #JPC PROBE? ➢ #JHARKHAND TOWN BANS BLACK CLOTHES FOR PM MODI'S VISIT AS EMPLOYEES THREATEN PROTEST ➢ "DON'T KNOW WHO'S USING IT": TRUMP'S DIG AT PM MODI FOR AFGHAN #LIBRARY ➢ FOR TALKING INDEPENDENCE #CHINA THREATENS #TAIWAN WITH MILITARY FORCE  ➢ CHINA TO LAND SPACECRAFT ON FAR SIDE OF THE MOON ➢ #CATHAY PACIFIC HONOURS THE $16,000 TICKET MISTAKENLY SOLD FOR $675

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ PM’s NEW YEAR MONOLOGUE: NO ORDINANCE ON RAM TEMPLE, HAD WARNED PEOPLE A YEAR BEFORE DEMONETISATION & URJIT PATEL WANTED TO RESIGN SIX MONTHS PRIOR TO HIS SUDDEN RESIGNATION ➢ INDIAN WOMEN MAKE WAVE WITH A 620 KM WALL ➢ #JUSTIN : TWO WOMEN BELOW 50 ENTER SABARIMALA ➢ BHIMA KOREGAON COMMEMORATION OCCURS PEACEFULLY ➢ POWER MINISTER PROMISES UNINTERRUPTED POWER SUPPLY FROM 1ST OF APRIL ➢ THOUSANDS IN HONGKONG MARCH AGAINST CHINA ➢ NETFLIX TAKES DOWN HASAN MEHNAJ COMEDY EPISODE CRITICAL OF SAUDI CROWN PRINCE MBS ➢ FEDERER BEATS SERENA

In Today’s Auditorial:  ➢ VIRAT KOHLI HITS BACK ➢ ”If you ever get into a fight, beat them, if possible murder them, we'll take care of it later.” VICE CHANCELLOR OF PURVANCHAL UNIVERSITY ENCOURAGING STUDENTS AT GHAZIPUR ➢ 11 DETAINED FOR KILLING HEAD CONSTABLE IN GHAZIPUR ➢ BHIM ARMY CHIEF PREPARES FOR KOREGAON BHIMA ANNIVERSARY ➢ BANGLADESH PM HASINA WINS THUMPING VICTORY IN ELECTIONS OPPOSITION REJECT AS 'FARCICAL' ➢ OBAMAS DID IT TOO! TRUMP CITES WALL AROUND FORMER PREZ'S HOUSE TO JUSTIFY US-MEXICO BORDER BARRIER

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ #RAMDEV TOLD TO SHARE ‘SWADESHI’ EARNINGS WITH LOCAL COMMUNITIES ➢ A FIRE IN MUMBAI KILLS 4, WHILE FIRE IN KOLKATA METRO THROWS CITY IN CHAOS ➢ NITIN GADKARI PROMISES CLEAN GANGA AGAIN, COMES TO RESCUE OF ARVIND KEJRIWAL ➢ UP POLICE ARREST DELHI TAXIDRIVER FOR KILLING INSPECTOR IN BULANDSHAHR ➢ PUNE POLICE SENT TO CHASE ALIENS BY PMO ➢ INDIGO IS THE WORST INDIAN AIRLINE ACCORDING TO THE PARLIAMENTARY PANEL ➢ SAUDI ARABIA KING RESHUFFLES GOVERNMENT IN WAKE OF KHASHOGGI MURDER ➢ DONALD TRUMP LETS OUT NAVY SEAL SECRET IN IRAQ ➢ #ThisMorning: THE BLUE GLOW IN NEW YORK SKYLINE THAT LOOKED LIKE OUT OF A SCI-FI FILM ➢ CHINESE SCHOOLS MAKE PUPILS WEAR MICRO-CHIPPED UNIFORMS TO THWART TRUANCY

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ INDIA HAS LEFT THE #MEGHALAYA MINERS TO DIE IN A RAT HOLE ➢ ANOTHER #BJP LEADER HITS OUT AT PM THIS TIME ON #BULLETTRAIN ➢ #KCR ON TOUR TO CLOBBER A #FEDERALFRONT ➢ #RBI APPOINTS #BIMALJALAN TO FREE TRILLIONS OF RUPEES FOR GOVERNMENT COFFERS ➢ WOMAN ARRESTED FOR BOBBITISING YOUNG STALKER ➢ PASSENGER CAUGHT SMOKING ON #INDIGO FLIGHT ➢ #TRUMPS SURPRISE VISIT TO IRAQ WITH PROMISE TO END U.S. ROLE AS POLICEMAN ➢ #FRENCHMAN SETS OFF TO CROSS #ATLANTIC IN A BARREL

In Today’s Auditorial: ➢ NITIN GADKARI GETS HIS VOICE BACK ➢ UP POLICE ASKS NOIDA COMPANIES TO NOT LET MUSLIM EMPLOYEES PRAY  ➢ 12 INJURED IN ATTACK DURING SUNDAY MASS IN KOLHAPUR ➢ ROBBERS SCARE OFF POLICE WHO CAME TO STOP ROBBERY ➢ NATIONWIDE STRIKE OF STATE-OWNED BANKS  ➢ ARE YOU STILL A BELIEVER IN SANTA? TRUMP ASKS A 7-YEAR-OLD