Mondo Cool Movie Dudes

This week we delve into 2014's Guardians of the Galaxy, directed by James Gunn and starring Chris Pratt, among other repugnant aliens. We contemplate what would compel a man to listen to the same ten or twelve songs for 25 years, how bad sunburn would be under the light of two suns, and just how Black Metal Ronan the Barbarian is. Enjoy! Correction: at one point I referred to this movie as having come out in 2000...it didn't.