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This week we gather round to discuss serious issues. Like why Nintendo hates themselves, why SEGA hates the dreamcast and why we hate not getting Emails. Also, my computer hates me but we love classic Disney animation and Yagiz decides to ask some stupid questions. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com, or else.

We pick up our terrible mics and put down a great podcast. It's Episode 97 on our slow decline in to drugs. On this podcast we learn about the value of gift cards and what Adam does with his special addition Sackboy. Later we cover some news and dish out some opinions on the 3Ds. That's not all though, we got some kickin' emails and a question which uncovers our sensual sided.

This Podcast is sponsored by Logitech. Sorry about sound quality we're still trying to figure out the best way to record, if you have any suggestions let us know. We're one man down and this is a short podcast. We do have some NGP news and we are also rich If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

We might be on the verge of an audio breakthrough. You may notice we don't sound like we are stuck in a tunnel of tin-can inside of a robot's posterior. What we do have are some intellectual discussions on game breaking maneuvers, boobsharks, the many intricacies of pokemon and the slow degradation of our verbal altercations. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

Don't get in-between a man and his stir-fry. We learn about Ghost Tricks, why not to aim for the head when fighting necromorphs, Yagiz need to have speed on multiple platforms and why Activision hates us. Best of all, you can actually hear us! If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

We're twenty episodes in and truly proving how terrible we can be. Video games, smells, and what's a Zelda?If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com. Forced Update contains content not suitable for children under the age of 18. The opinions of Forced Update do not reflect the opinions of Elder Geek. If you take anything said on Forced Update seriously, then you should probably give up on life.

We summon Mats from a land far away in the future and he joins Yagiz, Trevor, and Adam in their effort to ruin their lives. We talk about Darksiders from the perspective of someone who never played Zelda, Three steps to make Wipeout HD/Fury the best racing game ever, what Cole is doing in InFamous 2, and break down the highlights of this years E3. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com. Forced Update contains content not suitable for children under the age of 18. The opinions of Forced Update do not reflect the opinions of Elder Geek. If you take anything said on Forced Update seriously, then you should probably give up on life.

We keep Randy from watching the Sony Press Conference. Join in to see Adam's sad life, more rage for L.A. Noire, Microsoft E3 News, and Korne's Kuestions. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com. Forced Update contains content not suitable for children under the age of 18. The opinions of Forced Update do not reflect the opinions of Elder Geek. If you take anything said on Forced Update seriously, then you should probably give up on life.

This episode is chock full of graphics! Yoshi stops by to help us sensor naughty words, Yagiz is back from Germany, Trevor gets mad at LA Noire and we begin the pre-E3 round-up! If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com. Forced Update contains content not suitable for children under the age of 18. The opinions of Forced Update do not reflect the opinions of Elder Geek. If you take anything said on Forced Update seriously, then you should probably give up on life.

Yagiz is out this week, but we have a special guest lined up for you. GAVIN! Yes, he'll come on and talk to us in a manner involving professionalism unheard on our wedding smut filled podcast. We'll actually talk about Portal 2 this week, some news on the PSN and some insight on how the new Mortal Kombat is putting other fighters through their paces. Despite what might audio might have been maliciously spliced at the end, we think this ones pretty good. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com. Forced Update contains content not suitable for children under the age of 18. The opinions of Forced Update do not reflect the opinions of Elder Geek. If you take anything said on Forced Update seriously, then you should probably give up on life.

This cast was all about portals... well, more like tangents. But we cover some pretty important stuff. Sadly, very little of it was gaming related. So how bout that Playstation Network... yeah, well let you know. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com. Forced Update contains content not suitable for children under the age of 18. The opinions of Forced Update do not reflect the opinions of Elder Geek. If you take anything said on Forced Update seriously, then you should probably give up on life.

Sorry for the delay, we had some difficulties in the past two weeks and weren't able to record. Some of it might have been a direct mishap involving alcohol. We'd like to welcome Justin on the cast. He's here to talk to us about his Mortal Kombat article. It might just be our most professional moment ever. Then Yagiz is super late and would like you to know why. Then, video games. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com. Forced Update contains content not suitable for children under the age of 18. The opinions of Forced Update do not reflect the opinions of Elder Geek. If you take anything said on Forced Update seriously, then you should probably give up on life.

We slide into Episode 88 with some hard hitting commentary. We see how fast a person should be playing Pokemon, why Gamestop is a pool of lies, and get a world exclusive review of RE:Mercenaries 3D from Yagiz. Plus, we bask in to glow of actual mail. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

Adam is wrong. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

Can we show you our Pokemon? We explain our dirtbaggyness while Yagiz talks about the 3DS. Adam is playing Okami while Trevor plays Okamidan, amd people who write ipod reviews should be journalists. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

Yagiz steers the plane into a mountain this week with hosting duties. Adam needs to shut up and Trevor will hear excerpts of this podcast in court. Hopefully not Japanese Pheonix Wright court though. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

Did you know we had music for our news? We've also got some Marvel v. Capcom 3 talk, Trevor visits the Great Game Sale, Yagiz tells us about the Gears of War 3 cover art and we take a look at day one downloads. Also Randy. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

Adam loves the chocolate queen. Yagiz loves that little green guy. Today is girlfriends day on the podcast so come on in and sit down to hear from three dudes and a lady. Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Doom 1, fighting sticks and other useless peripherals. If you wanna join in on the conversation, hit us with an Email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com

We kick back and clean it up a little on the podcast. I promise, it will never happen again. This week we find out how many Yagiz's it takes to screw in a light bulb, why you should go out and get Grimm on your iPod, how a console can fix the PC platforms problems and how to combat piracy without Forced Updates. If you like what you're listening to or maybe hate it to death, send us an email at forcedupdate@elder-geek.com.