Makeshift Majesty

Like most of the galaxy, Adam saw Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens on Friday. Here is his immediate reaction and a few random observations. Remember, this podcast officially relaunches in 2016. Stay tuned for more craziness as we get closer to our return.Visit PopMajesty.com for more reaction to The Force Awakens, and to join the conversation.Produced by Adam Hackbarth. "Snowfall" by Shady Dave.

Here's an important audio timeline which we hope helps bridge the gap.Music by Chris Zabriskie. Voiceover by Optimus Grime.                             Visit Popmajesty.com. 

I am really stinking busy. This is just a quick message for you. We'll try and get more stuff up soon. Enjoy Led Man!

An actual science ninja asks for your videos, Falo gives his meat to Ian's wife, two lopheads from Frontenac look for the flea market, and we learn more about Adam's perverted relationship with coffee. Enjoy!Featured Artists (In Order Played):Sid Maudlin - "The Good Stuff" - www.sidmaudlin.comAmy Kohn - "1977 Swimming Lessons" - www.amymusic.comCowboy X - "2nd Second" -www.myspace.com/cowboyxmusicFalo - "Mouthshredded" - www.myspace.com/falo666 Tommy Brown - "Who" - www.tsuprecord.comNamco - "Lonely Rolling Star"

[featuring Ben Boatwright, Spring Clock Wonder, Stateshift and our mistress of poop!] - It is a short episode this week? Why? Because we are getting ready for the QUARTER BIRTHDAY SHOW! That is right! In TWO weeks we will be back to celebrate and play amazing music. Love sex? Love film? Love violence? Love comedy? It will be extremely neato -- an orgy of the senses! Enjoy!DID YOU HEAR US ON CBS RADIO? WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE! IT RULED!Featured Artists (in order played):Spring Clock Wonder - "Confessor Moon" - www.springclockwonder.comStateshirt - "Fell Out of the Sky" - www.stateshirt.comPinknruby - "New World" - www.pinknruby.comSeren-Dippity-Do-Dah - www.myspace.com/sweat_e Visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com!Music, sex, violence, film, comedy, porn and stupidity! This is our life!

[featuring Bobtail Yearlings, Bitstream Dream, Cowboy X, Led Man, and so much more!] - Wade asks that you stop being gay, a phone sex girl has mommy problems, aliens phone in, Timmy hangs out in the woods, and great music reigns supreme! Enjoy!Featured Artists (in order played):Led Man - "I Love the Ways That We Fall Apart" - www.ledmanmusic.comCowboy X - "Gabbi" - www.myspace.com/cowboyxmusic o---yeah - "preacherman" - www.music.podshow.comJann Klose - "Black Box" - www.jannklose.com Bobtail Yearlings - "Willy the Cocoa" - www.bobtailyearlings.comBitstream Dream - "Rising Sun" - www.bitstreamdream.comSeren-Dippity-Do-Dah - www.myspace.com/sweat_eWade Baird - www.wadebaird.comVisit www.makeshiftmajesty.com today! Subscribe to our free newsletter!

[featuring Flyleaf, Veruca Salt, Steve Ewing, Burle the Squirrel, and many more] - Adam and Miq talk about being invited to a screening in Chicago. Sarah goes wild, Heather performs, and all is well. Enjoy!Featured Artists (in order played):Flyleaf - "I'm So Sick" - www.flyleafmusic.comEther Aura - "Waiting" - www.etheraura.comTanya Nolan - "Loving Me is Necessary" - www.myspace.com/tanyanolanSteve Ewing - "When I'm With You" - www.stevee.comHeather Leigh West - "Fall Away" - www.heatherleighwest.comVeruca Salt - "Brian's Song (demo)" - www.verucasalt.comSeren-Dippity-Do-Dah (sings and does crazy stuff) - http://www.myspace.com/sweat_e Burle Squirrel - "Farm Animal Lover" - www.myspace.com/ianbairdVisit www.makeshiftmajesty.com today! Subscribe to our free newsletter!

[featuring MIQ, Black Lab, Oh---yeah!, Scarling, The Perfects, etc.] - A listener calls in and mentions her bubble bath, crazy Wade unleashes his co-worker impersonation, and great cover tunes are shared with all! Also, Satan says stupid stuff to a Greenville legend. Enjoy!Featured Artists (in order played):The Perfects - "Hungry Like the Wolf" - www.myspace.com/theperfectsBlack Lab - "Remember" - www.blacklabworld.comOh---yeah! - "Last Train to Lhasa Brasillion Remix" - music.podshow.comScarling - "Creep" - www.scarling.comMIQ - "Everything Is Good Number Six" - www.myspace.com/miq2006Be sure to leave us a funny message on our answering machine! 314-960-6660Visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com today! Subscribe to our free newsletter!

[featuring Scarling, Evil Beaver, Real Ones, and stuff like that!] OK, we had to shift our lineup around this week, but things will run smoother next week. MIQ deals with getting drunk at Harrah's and Adam is pleasantly distracted. Enjoy!Featured Artists (in order played):Hey Gravity - "Risen" - http://www.myspace.com/heygravityReal Ones - "Bratislava" - http://www.realones.noEvil Beaver - "Believe'n Deceivin" - http://www.evilbeaver.usMicronaut - "Ioncannon" (used as bed) - http://www.positronrecords.comRacine - "Essex Dog" - http://www.theracineworld.comScarling - "Manorexic" - http://www.scarling.comMC 401(K) - "Red States" - http://www.myspace.com/mc401kBe sure to visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com and subscribe to our newsletter!

[featuring Atomsplit, Armor for Sleep, The Perfects and More] Chris Seaver of Low Budget Pictures has his friend Conan push the LBP envelope, Ian Baird interviews Kevin Reeves, and Brian Ratcliffe gives us The Keanu Reeves/Bill Paxton Experience. Enjoy!Featured Artists (in order played):The Perfects - "Changes" - www.myspace.com/theperfectsArmor for Sleep - "Dream to Make Believe" - www.equalvision.comTom Geiger "Vicious Times" - www.tomgeiger.com Led Man - "Was It Hard"- www.ledmanmusic.com The Five Maseratis "Everything is Falling Apart" - www.thefivemaseratis.comAtomsplit "Americanized" - www.atomsplit.comWade Baird - "Unearthed" - www.wadebaird.com Kevin Reeves - "Shine" - www.kevinreeves.netThe upcoming Kevin Reeves CD can be pre-ordered at his website!Chris Seaver: www.lowbudgetpictures.comvisit our website: www.makeshiftmajesty.comSome of this week's music was provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Check it out at music.podshow.com

[featuring The BattleToads, Tourist, Led Man, Oranger, Diedre Flint and More] Doug Stanhope shows his support, we announce our voicemail number, and we say some strange stuff about running to the forest. Enjoy!Featured Artists (in order played):The Negatones - "The Basement" - www.negatones.comTourist - "Everytime We Touch" - www.touristband.comThe BattleToads - "Cigarettes Have Feelings Too" - www.myspace.com/thebattletoadsmusic Mirah - "Special Death" - www.krecs.com Led Man - "Just Shy of the Moon" - www.ledmanmusic.comOranger - "Going Under" - www.jackpinesocialclub.comDefining the Moment - "Reminiscense of Sunlight Through Shadow" - www.rtmrock.com Diedre Flint - "Boob Fairy" - www.deirdreflint.comDoug Stanhope: www.dougstanhope.comvisit our website: www.makeshiftmajesty.comSome of this week's music was provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Check it out at music.podshow.com

[featuring Bliss Station, Stella Soleil, Retrograde, and Troma's Lloyd Kaufman] Adam rants about his phone, and MIQ reviews Underworld: Evolution and the Red Dwarf Series 7 DVD. Enjoy!Featured Music (in order played):Vanton - "Silverbullet" - www.vanton.netStella Soleil - "I Got It" - www.stellasoleil.orgRetrograde - "Letting Go" - www.retrograde.caNumber One Fan - "Come On" - www.numberonefanonline.comBliss Station - "Flowers and Balloons" - www.bliss-station.comAtomica - "One Day in New York City" - www.theatomicaproject.comVisit us at: www.makeshiftmajesty.comE-mail us at: contact@makeshiftmajesty.com

[featuring Kevin Reeves, For the Drive Home, James Gunn and more] Jim Wells of Mystery Music joins Ian to discuss celebrity sex. Many terrific bands make their Makeshift Majesty debut, and Adam discusses the Sundance feature Steel City. Enjoy!Featured Music (in order played):For the Drive Home - "Letters of Revolution" - www.forthedrivehome.comMicronaut - "Ioncannon" - www.positronrecords.comJosh Woodward - "I Hate You" - www.joshwoodward.comKevin Reeves - "Shine" - www.kevinreeves.netChub Creek Music - "Sound Check Song" - www.chubcreek.comHappy Gemini 3 - "To the Top Again" - www.myspace.com/happygemini3Contact us at: contact@makeshiftmajesty.comVisit our website: http://www.makeshiftmajesty.com

[featuring Uncrowned, freshsunday, and MIQ] Ian Baird calls in to report on the Anthrax show at Pop's in Sauget, IL. Adam Hackbarth and MIQ host. Enjoy!Featured Artists for 01/15/06:Uncrowned - "Queen of New York" - http://www.uncrowned.comfreshsunday - "Melody Sings" - http://www.freshsunday.comBob Narley and the Killer Kona Buds - "Vagina" - http://www.bobnarley.comMIQ - "Blue Is Your Favorite Color" - http://www.myspace.com/miq2006Send E-mail to: contact@makeshiftmajesty.comVisit: http://www.makeshiftmajesty.com

[featuring Fragile Porcelain Mice, Stuckey & Murray] Makeshift Majesty is proud to also present our latest creation: Nut Slugger! Enjoy the first installment of Nut Slugger - Makeshift Majesty's exclusive audiotoon. Hosted by Adam Hackbarth. Enjoy!Featured Artists for 01/08/06:Fragile Porcelain Mice - "Concept of Grief" - http://www.fragileporcelainmice.com/Stuckey & Murray - "Taking a Dump at Work" - http://www.stuckeyandmurray.com/Send e-mail to: contact@makeshiftmajesty.comVisit: http://www.makeshiftmajesty.com