Rish Outcast

 Rish presents Arthur C. Clarke's 1949 Sci-Fi tale "30 Seconds - 30 Days."If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.If you wish to support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "Dirty Seconds" Moretto.

Rish presents his 2014 claw game story, "MagicClaw." Two brothers discover the claw game at the convenience store is more than meets the eye. Play at your own risk.To download the episode, Right-Click HERE.To support my hopeless efforts on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "MagicBra" Moretto.

 The mean man, Rish Outfield, tells more stories about being a library security guard, including:1. The Vomit and the Unlucky Patron2. The Guy Who Says That The Library Is For Everyone3. "I don't know you. Are you new here?"If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.If you wish to support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "The Pee Wee Kiwi" Moretto.

 After going to two different comic-related sales, Rish talks about comic books, and a chilling prediction someone made.Also, Fake Sean knows a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day.To download the episode, Right-Click HERE.To support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "Likes Damp Collecting" Moretto.

 Rish presents his story, "With A Banjo On My Knee," written for a Journey Into... contest, that, despite not winning the contest, he thinks is pretty good.Garrett McClarren finds an old banjo in an alley and discovers that it has the power to soothe the savage . . . well, Los Angeleno.If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE.If you wanna hear the original version, click HERE.Logo by Gino "With A Ukulele On My Knee" Moretto.

Rish presents F. Marion Crawford's 1911 short story "For The Blood Is The Life." Drink up!To download the episode, Right-Click HERE.To support my vain efforts on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "The Stud Is The Life" Moretto.

 Rish talks--at length--about a library patron suffering from mental illness, he tries to say "Who cares?" more often, watches Active Shooter Training, plays detective in The Case of the Stolen Backpack, and facilitates a proposal. And says "of course" a lot.As always, you can download the file by Right-Clicking HERE.And of course, you can support my Patreon by clicking HERE.Logo by Gino "Out Security" Moretto.

 After watching Marvel's THE THUNDERBOLTS (spoiler warning), Rish muses about the possibility of solving problems with a hug instead of a fist.And Fake Sean tries his own squeezin, touchin, and lovin.Download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE.Support me on Patreon HERE.Logo by Gino "Group Slug" Moretto.

 I guess it's been enough time to do another Robert Bloch story . . . hasn't it?This one is the 1951 Lovecraft homage, "Notebook Found In A Deserted House," about a twelve year old boy who discovers that the only thing worse than a mystery is the answer behind said mystery.If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.If you wish to support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "Perverted House" Moretto.

 Rish shares an old story, "Reply Hazy," about a young man named Rafael, whose Magic 8 Ball really is magic.If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.If you wish to support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "Reply Crazy" Moretto.

 Rish shares the (very) short 1957 story "The Three D's" by well-known poet Ogden Nash.If Victoria is going to join a select group at her school, she must do something Daring, Deadly, and Done-never-before.To download the episode, Right-Click HERE.To support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "In Three-D" Moretto.

 It's time for some more library security guard stories, including helping an old woman, the homeless guy role call, including the guy ranting about Taylor Swift and the dude who really loved the libary.Note: I edited this one on my desktop, with no access to my usual sounds, and had to make do with what I had at hand.If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.Come support me on Patreon HERE.Logo by Gino "In-Secure-Kiwi" Moretto.

 It's a Dead & Breakfast story, about an unpleasant dude named Garrett Delvecchio, who comes to the Noble Oaks Bed & Breakfast on the worst possible night. Or the best?To download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me over on Patreon, click HERE.  Bad men need not apply. Logo by Gino "Plaid Man" Moretto.

 Rish presents Ray Bradbury's 1958 short story "The Town Where No One Got Off." Perhaps you won't either.A man decides to get off a train at one of those stops where no one ever goes, just for the experience. But what experience awaits him?Dear stranger, to download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me over on Patreon, click HERE.  Come on, nobody will ever know. Logo by Gino "The Bloke Where No One Got Off" Moretto.

 A hodgepodge of items come together to celebrate the Rish Outcast's 300th episode: Fake Sean gets spun round, Rish narrates E. Nesbit's "Uncle Abraham's Romance," a scary Disney promo, a tale of eBay Horror, Rish talks about his security job, and Sam Apple's "The Saddest Toilet In The World."If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.Come support me on Patreon HERE.Logo by Gino "Episode Zero" Moretto.

 Rish presents three vignettes from his time working security at the public library. Hopefully, the first of many.Part 1 - New job, bad smell, toddler on stairsPart 2 - Roger and the atticPart 3 - People saying Thank You, cleaning vomit and Joe, lady in wheelchair lady adventureIf you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.Come support me on Patreon HERE.Logo by Gino "The Answer Man" Moretto.

 Rish performs the P.G. Wodhouse's 1925 ghost story "Honeysuckle Cottage."Crime writer James Rodman's luck changes when he inherits his aunt's haunted house . . . but so does his writing.Download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE.Support me on Patreon HERE.Logo by Gino "Coneysuckle Hottage" Moretto.

 Rish talks about his longest work, the newly-released book "Balms & Sears." He talks about the idea behind it, the reason it got so long, and the many challenges of producing the audio.You may buy the text HERE, and you may buy the audio version HERE!If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "Balms & Jeers" Moretto.

 So, here we are, the last segment of the 2019 "Lara & The Witch" novella.Lara Demming has been targeted by a supernatural enemy, and what's worse, he now knows where she is.Here's a link to the Collection Volume 1 audiobook, now available!If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE.Logo by Gino "You're In Wood Stands" Moretto.

 Better late than never? Rish looks back at his 2024 goals, and sets new ones for 2025.Happy New Year to all!Download the file directly by Right-Clicking HERE.Support me on Patreon HERE!Logo by Gino "New (Zealand) Year's" Moretto.