Lost Property

In the light of a new year we're taking flight with a golden eagle, roasting a fuck pig and singing karaoke with Shayne Ward.

In the aftermath of Christmas Kitty's in book heaven, Bear's raging against whalers and whilst rifling amongst the boxing day bargains we prepare for the Chinese Tampon Skank to take over 2015.

In a slightly shorter episode we delve into the world of sexy sheep, sadness, Danish bordellos and shit xmas music.

This week Kitty and Bear tackle all the big issues as a new celebrity bestie comes in to view, Bob's at it again and Kim's got her arse out.

It's that time of year where freaks and geeks collide in a gruesome mess of body parts and inappropriate discussion, that's right, lock your doors, board up those windows and whatever you do...don't look behind you!!

This week we're growing out our mullets, dancing with Judy Murray and jumping into a shitty human edition of true or false for our darkest episode to date.

This week we lay out Bears future wedding plans, we soak up the wisdom of Billy Ray Cyrus and revel in the dirty protests of a furious dwarf!

This week Kitty compels the power of Yeezus and Bear milks a three eyed cow for all it's celebrity potential.

This week in a scattershot explosion of randomness Subo gets her badger out, gingers get a discount and we ruin a baked alaska.

This week Bear is demanding Hardcore Justice, Kitty dismays and a horse puts a bucket on her head in the hopes of saving her marriage.

This week Kitty and Bear are talking drunk ghosts, darwin awards, prison pen pals, celebrity lookalikes and uncomfortable past times.

After a two week hiatus Kitty and Bear are back to talk Ebola, adopting the Native American Culture, bad disguises and the concept of soiling yourself before death.

This week Kitty and Bear are talking shepherds, missing teeths and tongs, meth rampage and domestic disturbances involving a squirrel.

After a prolonged hiatus Kitty and Bear have returned! On the menu is Serenity, Fappy the Dolphin, a horrific list of would you rather's and pills that make your poop turn gold!

This week Kitty and Bear celebrate celebrity birthdays, hulk out with little hammers and look at the artistic properties of both cockerels and golden turds.

This week whilst recording mid thunderstorm we recount our experiences with a giant lizard and educate ourselves on the anatomy of Sharks and Jeremy Beadle.

This week we're looking at the underhanded tactics of an old timey actress, the tax evasions of a potato, the magic of a bearded woman and the dark past of a webslinger!

This week we say hello kitty and goodbye to Bette Davis's piñata. We also do some detective work into the character of Johnny Castle, look for Roy the Dinosaur and dig into more internet confessions.