Eggs By Post

Hey fans, I’m in a new band, The Sha Sha Shanimals! It’s been a lot of fun, especially this week which was very busy because we did a live radio session, a video shoot, a rehearsal and a gig! It has been a very long time since I was in such a productive band to […]

I don’t post on here very often, but prior to now I have hidden the post dates. Now the entire world can witness my chronologically-challenged shame. A few small things to note: More music coming soon but for now please have this improvised drum & bass* track *The instruments, not the genre

Thanks to David Lynch I now know how to cook quinoa

Official fave of Groove Inc™, recorded circa 1990, minimally remixed for 2019

Only £12 including P&P. This was recorded in Tooting in 1989 I think. Several people have drawn comparisons to a Cure song where Mr Smith is singing an equally banal advert but I have never heard that song and I refuse to acknowledge its similarity!

We got a dog. He has fuzzy dice. New website coming soon by the way!

Sorry for being quiet for a long time… Hello! UPDATE For those of you who want to play along at home, here’s the manuscript