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Bonjour Boners!I missed you, but am back am really better than ever...you would be too if you were taken on a beach slash city slash sexy vacation for 9 days. Been called a Miami mami and I'll take it. SO many adventures i can't wait to tell ya all about; Punjabi Papi makes an appearance, Wynwood Murals, Iguanas in the Crosswalks and more!!!Can't wait to see you xoxox Jessps...this is a To Be Continued episodehave a killer week See ya Saturday#getwoodpodcast #summerstories

My sweet sweet boners how does this day find you?I am thrilled to tell ya that I'm tossing this episode at you early cuz I'll be outta town til next week and will miss my usual Saturdays with you.Today's show is all vulnerability all the time cuz I delve into personal fears...what else is new, Jess?Anywho as my pal Shawna would say, let's get this show on the roadLove n Passionxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!I am thrilled to be back this week for you. Wild characters, mad stories, yo...ADD at its best...Love and real laughs outs loud;Subway Suaves, Found the Missing, Maron's new Special and more silliness to shake your tiddys at.Like & SubscribeLoves you xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Thanks for all your amazing support and loves...I love you too and am SO grateful for all ya. This week was a wild one; we "put em on the glass' for our hot Punjjabi Papi , Raw Doggin' Subway, WKRP and the WNBA, plus more silliness than you can shake your tiddy at! Send along your feedback. stories and money if you're feelin itxoxoxo JessVenmo @Jess-Wood-10#wnbadildos #funnylady #getwoodpodcast

Bonjour Boners!I have been missing you all so dam much....I tried taking a break, but sang weekly to you, I tried filling up my life with more great stuff, but after almost exactly a month away? I couldn't handle it anymore. I am back, babiesLets get chatting, giggling, feeling and hit some pop culture refrences...as usual, Im here to bring ya joy.This is your pal Jess Wood and this is my podcast Get WoodWHAT? Ya wann Subscribe & Share? Thanks a mill, baby.You're so moneyand you don't even know it,xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!Hey it's your pal Jess here to letchya know I'm taking a little break for the summertime. However didju know Get Wood has over 300 episodes?check out Spotify or Apple for all of em....Meanwhile I leave you with this last ep taking you to the streets of NYC and sharing my love of sweet gangsters, a bit of jealousy over a junkie couple, what Mama El thought of the 4th and some more silliness thrown in cuz I just can't help it.Look out for a minute of song weekly on my IG @getjesswood I'll keep writing down the wild true stories and you keep being good to yourselves and others, ok?Have a great summerLoves ya xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Whatta wild week (well...6 months really) I'm thrilled you decided to stop by and get wood. I'm chatting about the different ways to PROTEST and my new favorite, best fun at the NYC Mermaid Parade, watch Bugsy Malone and more silliness to get you feelin a lil less funky.Loves ya and Loves when ya share with your palsxoxoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #peacefulprotest #funnyvideos #comedyduringtragedy

Bonjour Boners!Whatta fun show this week;Fathers Day & DNA from a felonShowgirls Reminded me of my old job...I'm Mick, baby!and much more from me your pal Jess #callheralex #whosyourdaddy #getwoodpodcast#fathersdaydna

Bonjour Boners,whatta crazy sad and scary week it's been...especially for my LA brothers and sisters. I'm hoping this weeks episode will bring ya a little peace, a few new thoughts and some laughter. We need each other even more these days, so I'm sending yall a whole buncha extra love this week.This episode isn't all sadness, I've sprinkled in some stories of silly; beach songs, kids speaking French, Crafty McCrafterson and so much more.Join me LIVE every Tuesday on my YouTube Channel 12pm estLoves ya xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners,In this weeks episode-I'm talkin Speakeasy Tea, Library Cards and Luxury...with a buncha other fun stories from my week!Hope it brings you some peace a few laughs and a new perspective on giving yourself a breakLoves ya xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #genex #storytime

bonjour boners,this week was a wild one, but not just cuz I got censored from ye ole IG, but because I did a couple amazing stand up shows, got catcalled by a homeless dude and was out dancing like a "DIVA!" in brooklyn til 2am...nah it was wild cuz even in the face of censorship and having to rebuild, I am just as grateful as ever.Practicing positivity and not always winning, but being gentle as I go.Sending you loves,xoxo Jess#positivepodcasts #funnytruestories #getwoodpodcast

Bonjour Boners,whatta show it twas today...big stuff about sounds and distractions-NOT DICk-stractions (which is differrent for me) ART SAVES! U gotta UTI? TRIALS n Tribulations...and some silly stuff thrown in to take your mind off the current state of affairs.Keep your heads up xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!what fun I had today speaking on :P Diddy Casting notices, Gallery Gazing, Clean Bill o'health and more silliness than you can shake your tidders atThanks for sharing with your pals xoxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!I LOVED talking about the #Metgala this week! Did my best to dress with purpose and rebellion...chatted about Sinners & Vanderpump Villa...it's a balanceLOVE when you share with your pals and tag me using the #getwoodpodcast have a beautiful week and don't take any shi*xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!This was extra fun and funny and you really get an idea of how I was raised....LA vs NYC...Gang affiliations but only if they're cute....Carrot Juice....Walking into magic (again) and more silliness that'll keep ya laughinLove when you share and tag me @getwood on IG#getwoodpodcast #comedy #storytelling #genexxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!this week was filled with adventure, self care and hilarity: he loved my overalls, getting high with jesus, us females are divine! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at.LOVE when you share the show with your palsThanks xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #genexers #storytelling #funnylady

Bonjour Boners,this week's episode is brought to you by Goodwill & Anxiety - I've been chatting about both ...plus good music equals good moods, feeling extra cultured like cottage cheese hittin broadway baby and art openingssass silliness and songenjoy and share with your palsxoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnylady #genex #weeklystories

Bonjour Boners!I'm back on IG LIVE and loving it...this week I'm chatting about how hard it is to REST even when you're sick...Earthquakes in the east....and being saved by a TV showPlus som random silliness inbetween Love ya for Listening Sharing and Leaving a comment xoxox Jess#yellowjacketsshowtime #podcastsofinstagram #getwoodpodcast #funnyladycomic

Bonjour Boners!Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBEThanks lovers, xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more#getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx