Five Shots Podcast

Was asked to record myself cooking in the kitchen, so I did just that.

Velkomið að fimm skot! Kyle decides to start learning Icelandic, Mitch rips a shitty Shakespeare in the Park, and Austin updates us on his horror reading. Plus Mitch gets a chance to destroy Austin in a trivia game and we give you our Top Fives. Everything we ever talk about will be posted at fiveshotspodcast@tumblr.com

After a week long hiatus, we're back and better than ever. We talk about Kyle's fashion show, Mitch's aimless summertime wanderings, and Austin's whatever. Find links to everything we talk about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com and listen to all our favorite jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

It's our longest episode yet, because everything was just too good to edit out. We talk about stupid baby names, bad reviews of good things, computers, and some truly spectacular top fives. Links to everything are at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com, and you can hear all the jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

Our first ever mini-episode! Austin and Mitch take some time to go in depth on the things Kyle doesn't care about, and the spoilers are plenty. They catch up on Game of Thrones and Silicon Valley, and reminisce about the beautiful shitshow that is Let the Right One In. Spoiler alert for all three of those. Also, Mitch is very misinformed about the failed Nancy Drew pilot on CBS. The pop culture media landscape is one that fosters opinions before the facts are fully understood, and Mitch is not immune. He's a fallible, flawed, likable antihero who makes mistakes but wins in the end.

This week we let Austin go, and go he does, on an Uncharted 4 tangent that is as adorably sincere as it is long. We also talk about the IMDB Top 100 Movies of All Time, confronting your parents about LGBT issues, Over the Garden Wall, cartwheels, and bro-movies. Find links to everything we talk about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com, and listen to all of our favorite jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

Kyle and Mitch were sans Austin this week, and it's like, yeah, sure, they missed him and whatever, they guess, but they recorded a great episode anyway. Find links to everything we talk about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com And listen to our jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

Mitch is drinking strawberry wine Kyle is drinking chocolate milk Austin is drinking jello shots This sad state of a Sunday is where we find our three friends, and things go about how you'd guess. They talk about Lemonade, Gwyneth Paltrow, sobriety, Hannibal, Ann Coulter, Death Grips, and, surprisingly, not porn. Find links to everything they talked about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com And listen to all their favorite jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

We're back to talk about the same old shit: Batman v Superman, porn, Kyle's hair, etc., but we cover some great new ground this week. We firmly establish once and for all that Mitch is Chandler, Kyle is Joey, and Austin is Ross. We talk about Kimmy Schmidt and Shoes. We talk about the pros and cons of living forever. Everything we ever talk about is on fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com, and you can listen to all the jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

It was bound to happen eventually, Mitch is wasted while Kyle and Austin are sober. Nevertheless, there's some big talk in this episode: Austin lives up to his straight guy potential and goes to a titty bar, Mitch has a very emotional night, and Kyle hits on some cougars. Find everything we talk about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com, and listen to all our favorite jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

Kyle titled this episode as an April Fools goof, and it's pretty accurate. I honestly don't remember what we talked about and I just finished editing the damn thing, but it's good I promise. You can find links to everything we talk about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com You can listen to a playlist of all our favorite jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

Reunited after all those weeks, and we had some shit to talk about: Jackie's first time getting engaged, Batman v Superman, Underoath, Grindr, and breakups. You can look at everything we've ever talked about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com Also listen to all the music we love at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW

Austin and Kyle talk about how much they miss Mitch and their anticipation for seeing Underoath. Austin tells us all about his work. Kyle tells us all about what jewel cases are. You can find everything we've ever talked about at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com, and you can search for Five Shots Podcast on Spotify to listen to our playlist.

Mitch and Austin are all alone on this one, which means they talk about music for way too long. They also talk about Caitlyn Jenner's betrayal of the LGBT community, porn pet peeves (again), and their Top Fives. And now you can ACTUALLY check fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com for links to everything we've ever talked about.

We're back from our hiatus! This week we talk about Kyle's old boyfriend and his new girlfriend, The VVitch, our ridiculous fears, and how sad it is that Shakira isn't properly appreciated, all while staying completely sober. Check out fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com for everything we talked about, and search fiveshotspodcast on Spotify for some jams.

In this episode, Kyle, Mitch, and Austin discuss Kanye's b-hole, Chris Brown's dick, Batman's moral ambiguity, Kyle's broken heart, Austin's savior complex, and Jackie's first times.

In case you couldn't tell from the title, Kyle is super drunk this episode. Like, falling off his stool, leaving the room randomly drunk. Regardless, we talk about Macklemore's sucky new song, our Top 5s, and the seemingly never ending Jeremy saga.

In this episode, Kyle, Austin, and Mitch are joined by Kyle's "friend" Jeremy. You might remember Jeremy from Episode 6, in which Kyle talks about giving him a birthday bj. Find everything they referenced at fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com, and listen to their music recommendations by searching Five Shots Podcast on Spotify.

It's our first episode of 2016! Kyle might have a boyfriend! We play Never Have I Ever! We do Top Fives!

In this episode, Kyle and Austin leave their families on a cold Christmas night to drink through their tears and attempt to record an episode without Mitch. They give each other new year's resolutions, talk about their holidays, and give their Top 5's, but they both agree that it's just not the same.