Phoning It In

All I can think about is this stupid ukulele.

Why would you hang up on a werewolf like that?

So a werewolf walks in to a job interview…

Maybe I should sell oysters.

Perhaps I’ll join the circus.

I’m in the tubes!

Why am I always the cheap option?

This is why I can’t do nice things.

I’m not freaking out just yet.

I have some new problems of my own to think about.

We’re on a summertime schedule.

Yes, I took a week off. Sorry.

“I want to pick up that kitty and bring him in the house,” said someone who is not me.

A bittersweet end to a large experiment.

Happy last day of kindergarten!

The car saga is over.

The car saga continues.

I’m boycotting this holiday.

It’s Crazy Hair Day!

You look 8 years younger today.