Wrestle Daddies

Brett, excuse me – Uncle Bic wasn’t kidding, Garytopia is in flames. Superheros are tangling with supervillians left and right. It is time for Jake to choose his superhero identity and for our brave team of heroes to begin their journey to reclaim the mayoral throne from the awful minotaur Gary Meatman. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

A lot can happen when you miss a week… Jake has been missing ever since he recorded his radio show two weeks ago. In the meantime – Everything has changed. Gary World has become Gary Topia and Gary Meatman has come back to rule with an iron fist. There is only one group of ragtag superheroes who can stop him… — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Brett’s been planning a big surprise reunion for our 69th episode, but Jake is too busy getting ready for his big radio show guest spot with Ric Flair. Will Brett stand in the way of Jake’s dream/waking nightmare? — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

The moment you have all been waiting for… It’s finally here… you’ve been waiting a whole week for the third Fisticuffs Slamdown – well wait no longer. After the catastrophic ending to the last Fisticuffs Slamdown the Daddies decide to do the whole thing again a week later. Except we try to do the fastest Royal Rumble in history. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

The moment you have all been waiting for… Fisticuffs Slamdown 2! The legally distinct Royal Rumble knockoff returns with some enhancements. 24 Women (and some fish) will compete for the Wrestle Daddies Women’s Championship (now the Google World Championship) surrounded by an electrified steel cage and a moat full of surly fish. Will Scarlett Charlotte Chode overcome the odds and defend her title? Or will a newcomer like Sister Sinister overthrow her? Tune in! — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

The press conference for the upcoming all-women Fisticuffs Slamdown goes awry as it gets crashed multiple times, And a shocking revelation about the lineage of the Wrestle Daddies Women’s Championship rocks the title to it’s very core. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Wrestle Daddies are back home and back to their roots! Mostly. We wanted to do an entirely female promotion to shake things up… but then we remembered that we just hired a bunch of fishmen. So. Here we are. Also the Wu-Tang Clam is running wild! — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

The Wrestle Daddies Summer Road Trip is winding to a close. Mostly out of necessity as their latest wrong turn has sent them to the bottom of the ocean – Atlantis. Luckily their recent business investments in Atlantis and their previous establishment of the Atlantean Championship has fostered a wrestling culture in the deep sea city. Unfortunately as their new fishy friend, Fin, points out – that’s about all it has fostered. Also our special guest this week has a brand new show here on Station Zed! Do you like James Bond? Do you like the occasional martini or ten? Check out Boozing & Bonding, the new podcast where Chris and Keegan pair drinks with James Bond films and review them while they descend into drunkenness. Here on Station Zed. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Featuring – Chris Nyarady Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Jake joins Brett on the East Coast in North Carolina. Problem is he’s got a stolen car, a criminal record and a mysterious stranger who won’t stop calling. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Featuring – Meghan Harper Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Wuh… What happened? Where am I? Brett? Where are you, Brett? — Hosted and Cut by B̶r̶e̶t̶t̶ ̶L̶o̶u̶g̶h̶e̶r̶y̶ and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

In the aftermath of last week’s episode Brett has ended up in jail. But never fear! Jake has got the one person Brett doesn’t want to help him – Former Feng Shui master JOHn… sorry, just John now. A daring prison break, a captivating wrestling show and redemption on this week’s Wrestle Daddies. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Featuring – Lucas Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Brett and Jake decide to spice things up by picking up a wounded hitchhiker, only to be thrown into a high speed chase and government conspiracy all thanks to the grossest man alive – Mobile Porn Magnate, R.D. Steele. Along with a whole bevy of sketchy characters too. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Featuring – Dylan Sealy Special Cameo by Lucas Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

As the summer vacation continues the Wrestle Daddies go south… deep south to meet the perfect southern Gentleman – Cash Debonair. Now for legal purposes we can’t go into too much information about his wrestling promotion, but we can say that he has won many awards for his debutantes. I mean wrestlers. Damn it. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Guest Host – Brian Edwards Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Brett falls asleep at the wheel and the Daddies end up at the Dartmouth Sportsplex in Nova Scotia where they meet bona fide ring veteran The Dartmouth Door Dasher, one of the world’s greatest players of Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Forced into an early retirement from a mysterious scandal, Triple D lures children into the Sportsplex with french fries to put on Rumble Jumbles. Featuring such future stars as Gerald the Dog Faced Boy and Raowler. Come check out one of the most emotional matches you have ever had the pleasure of smelling. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Guest Host – Sam Adams Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Things get surgical as the Wrestle Daddies continue their Summer Education tour… We find ourselves in rural Ontario at Inside Out Danny’s controversial promotion – Inside Out Wrestling, where all of the wrestlers are inside out. Worlds collide as some classic Wrestle Daddies stars go up against the likes of Upside Down Margaret and one of our Wrestle Children has their life changed forever… — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Guest Host – Michael Mongiardi Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

The Wrestle Daddies start their cross-country summer tour as they seek out the brightest minds of the wrestling business to study under. First stop – Brett’s hotel. Brett grabbed Sid Crosby, a limo driver from the hotel who has an edgy guerrilla wrestling promotion with some major history – Wrestling Company (Going For a Long Time). And no he is not that Sid Crosby, but he’d be a very good wrestler too. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Guest Host – Lance Byrd Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

After returning from E3 the Daddies pose a tough question – have they become out of touch with wrestling? How do they bring back their hardcore wrestling fans? Why with a new and utterly confusing championship title of course! Tune in as the first ever ‘Atlantean Championship. Including some new listener suggestions such as Mort the Tort and Wind Turbines! — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen for attending the first ever Wrestle Daddies E3 Press Conference featuring Telltale Games. We are so excited to show you the innovations we have made in a series of brand new games based on all of your favourite Wrestle Daddies characters and storylines. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Let’s Play “Magic Mike 3 XXXL: The Staff of Ozarik”, the thrilling video game adaptation of the Oscar-nominated Hamburglar starring Magic Mike 3 XXXL. A dynamic, feature-filed full length video game simultenously releasing for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. Oh yeah, and we also have our big title match. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Muscleman Poundtown pounds on ahead with full coverage of the Tournament Just For You! The winner will earn the right to face three other men for the Wrestle Daddies Championship. Yes that’s right, the prize for beating 15 other wrestlers is the right to fight three more! Some classic first round match ups scheduled include – Hulk Hogan vs Mr. Dressup, Barack Obama vs Shark Boy Sr and of course the much anticipated clash of Price is Right Hosts: J.T. Street vs Drew Carey. — Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin Logo by Scott Latimer Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band