Ninjas Vs. Podcast

A year ago Jordan got married. A year later Tyler finally edited an episode we recorded right before the ceremony. Kevin & Adam were also there. Enjoy.

This week’s contenders: Ghost life vs. Reincarnation, Muss vs. Fuss, Bad beer vs. Bad liquor, Fast travel vs. Bag of holding.

This week’s contenders: Cooking vs. Bartending, SPAM Slam vs. Ham Scam, Punk Rock Uncle Sam vs. Goth Santa, Suffering slings and arrows vs. Taking arms against them.

This week’s contenders: Zorro vs. Batman, Robot Wars vs. Junkyard Wars, No woman, no cry vs. No shirt, no shoes, no service, Shredded but weak vs. Fat but strong.

This week’s contenders: A-Team vs. MacGyver,  “Batman vs. Superman” vs. “Freddy vs. Jason,” Sunny day vs. Rainy day, Obama vs. Mitt Romney.

This week’s contenders: Hippies vs. Frat Bros, Gyroscopes vs. Gyros, Killing Hitler vs. Winning the lottery, John Cena vs. Danny DeVito.

This week’s contenders: Fairy Boat vs. Ferry Godmother, Get up vs. Get down, Rock Lobster vs. Lobstrosity, Bebop vs. Rocksteady.

This week’s contenders: Dark Vader vs. Kylo Ren, Pizza chain vs. Donut chain, Gargoyles vs. Street Sharks, Fast vs. Furious.

This week’s contenders: Broncos vs. Panthers, Greece vs. Grease, Nancy Sinatra vs. Nancy Reagan, Powerball vs. Belle of the Ball.

This week’s contenders: Close proximity relationship vs. Separate time zones, Stinkbugs vs. Ladybugs, Crumbs vs. Rinds, Be a dragon vs. Have a dragon.

This week’s contenders: Island vs. Deep Space, Surfer vs. Lawyer, Spanish Flea vs. Girl from Ipanema, Axe vs. Multiple collars popped.

This week’s contenders: Christmas dinner vs. Christmas cookies, Sleigh rides vs. Open fire, Make it rain vs. Let it snow, Tim Allen vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

This week’s contenders: 8 crazy nights vs. 8 relaxed evenings, No birthday presents vs. No holiday presents, Litterbug vs. Jitterbug, Mickey Mouse vs. Goethe’s house.

This week’s contenders: Hotline Bling vs. Whip / Nae Nae, Fallout Shelter vs. Fallout Boy, Warm toilet seat vs. Cold toilet seat, Golden Girls vs. Gilmore Girls.

This week’s contenders: Opening up a can of worms vs. Spilling the beans, Jack Skellington vs. Jack Frost, Slytherin vs. Lannister.

This week’s contenders: Pineapples vs. Pinewood derbies, Pizza rat vs. Duck army, Magic unibrow vs. Accordions for legs, Elevator vs. Ramen.

This week’s contenders: Prince vs. Queen, Chicken fingers vs. Ranch hands, Sully vs. Donkey, Theme Park vs. Adventure Cruise vs. Safari.

This week’s contenders: Adult Kickball vs. Kid MMA, St. Vincent vs. Sufjan Stevens, Bulletproof vs. Immune to disease, Vindication vs. Vin Diesel

This week’s contenders: 100% JOHN CENA. Camping trip gone wrong vs. Book club, Road rage vs. Express checkout, Pumping up vs. Comforting, John vs. Jesse. 

This week’s contenders: IKEA vs. Meatballs, Snape Hair vs. Dr. Emmett Brown Hair, Eating Sand vs. Anime Swords, Island Time vs. A New York Minute.