American Unicorns

Ohio Grass Man So um, this grass...mannnnnnnnn. Roll up a fatty with us and get comfy as we unpack the mystery surrounding the airheaded cryptid who has everything going for it. There are grass mounds, window peeping, aggressive trash throwing; this cryptid truly has everything and we promise we aren't just blowing smoke.

Jangsan Beom If you are hiking in the picturesque mountains of Busan, don't fall for the tricks of the mysterious Jangsan Boem. Like the male lead in everyone's favorite k-drama, this cryptid enjoys luring you into a false sense of security before destroying your entire reason for existence. We hope you enjoy the tale of everyone's new favorite forest mystery.

Sinkhole Sam If you are bored and want to listen to a story about a dumb vegetarian, then please enjoy the twisted tale of Sinkhole Sam.

Lake Tianchi Monster Swooping into the pristine volcanic lake from a late night taco run, the Lake Tianchi Monster truly is the Cheesy Gordita Church of cryptids.

Straight out of a Lovecraftian novel, the Snallygaster promises to terrify and confuse all who are unlucky enough to encounter it. We are so egg-cited to share this convoluted cryptid with you dear listeners.

A, B, C, D, E, F-me!!! There’s a Big Cat looking at me! Come along with us to the foggy moors of the United Kingdom as we investigate sightings of mysterious and elusive alien big cats.

Oliver is one of our favorite people and has many weird stories, we love when he can share! He also…

Globster Who doesn’t enjoy stumbling across a large, unidentifiable, mound of jelly on the beach? Bonus points if you discover…

Gazeka Gazeka! Bless you! And you might want that blessing if you are faced with with this fearsome cryptid also…

Lake Worth Monster Also described as cotton candy with horns, the Lake Worth Monster is more mystery than myth (whatever…

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a Kongamato! Straight out of the Jurassic period this flying cryptid has soared through the sky’s and straight into our hearts... like literally into our hearts with it’s beak...

Hidden in the hemlock groves of Pennsylvania hides everyones favorite, shy cryptid the Squonk. If you spot this crytid tread lightly or he might disappear into a puddle of tears. #IStandWithSquonk

Yeren If you find yourself in China’s Shennongjia forest, keep an eye out for the Yeren or Chinese “Wild Man.”…

We travel a long and winding road to visit Brenda and Steve in their beautiful home built in the 1700’s.…

We're back!!! On Chapter 33, we travel to Arkansas! The White River Monster is a cryptid swimming around like a water-rhino. Some call him, "Whitey," we call him a friendly creature who enjoys the occasional mint julep.

On Chapter 32, we travel to Antarctica in search of the elusive Ningen. First spotted by a Japanese research vessel, this cryptid is large, pale and speaks like a Midwestern 20-something. At least that is what we have surmised from the available evidence and my excellent impersonation skills!

The Pig Man Is this week’s cryptid a cautionary tale about pre-Halloween shenanigans or is The Pig Man of Vermont…

Ogopogo On Chapter 30, we dive right into the world of another lake monster. Steeped in lore with a fascinating…

The Enfield Monster On Chapter 29 we travel to the fascinating town of Enfield, Illinois home of the Enfield Monster.…

Tikbalang Why the long face? On Chapter 28 we trek to the wilds of the Philippine forest to hunt for…