Daddy Wagon

YOYOYO COMIN TO U HOT (2 hot) FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS. Join me and one of my orig. tinder matches as we cover all of the stuff: finding yourself, goofin', buttholes, elder fuckin'. Also, some ~biggish news~ get into it. Intro: Big Boys - I Do Care Outro: Charles Bradley - Nobody But You (thank you, boofboi

Join me, Kyle, and Dr. Dan Spattle for a beautiful dialogue seasoned with toilets, pubic hair, masturbation detoxes, pornography, Alex Jones, ya kno- the works. 100% raw, uncut, organic, hungover. Into: Velly Joonas - Stopp, Seisku Aeg! Outro: Lisa Warrington - I Like the Way You Do It Bless u, Boof.

Arrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite y'all. Apologies for the hold up of shit. My editing boye was backed up and needed time to pull his thumb out (Uncle Boof is LoVe), but we out here rite quiccc. Join me, in this special episode, where I sit down with someone who ghosted me, as well as a recently-made friend who is dating said apparition. Find out how fuckin' microscopic Seattle is, and how straight rambunctiously loud obnoxious I get after a couple'a beers and like, just bein in a group setting, whatevr. Intro: Lionlimb - Turnstile Outro: NxWorries - Suede

Zak is back for a part 2. I'm getting over a cold, still in a slight mental funk and I have many regrets, but it's chill. Listen to us talk out our butts. My roommate Sirius decides to hop on for a bit. We're talkin' boujee bitches up in the Whole Foods, we're talkin missed produce section love connections, we're talkin how special education kids are actually the worst, and we're talkin feelins. Get you a bowl, here's the scoop. Intro: Sparks - Eaten by The Monster of Love Outro: Juan Wauters - Sanity or Not Bless u, uncle boof.

Talkin' maaaaaad dicks with my friend Julia, who I met through a Tinder shit weasel. Intro: Part Time - She's Playing With Your Mind Outro: People Under The Stairs - San Francisco Knights Thank you, Uncle Boof. *Note: this is the first and last episode to ever be recorded outside. Apologies, y'all.

All aboard, y'all. Join me as David pulls a wildcard on me, and I make some tasteless comments. Intro: The Evens - Cut from the cloth Outro: The Magnetic Fields - A chicken with it's head cut off Thank you, Uncle Boof.

Join me on a tinder date with my childhood bully. Intro: Grand Puba - I like it (I wanna be where you are) Outro: Hall & Oates - Family Man S/O to Uncle Peep.

Join me on a date with two chill east-coasters who like puss and are parents to a dog with a huge dick. Intro: Fatboy Slim - Praise you Outro: The Zombies - Can't nobody love you Special thank you to Ryboi- thank you for this special gift, Uncle Peeps

Listen to me talk about sex with some squirrel I matched with on tinder

Episode one of Daddy Wagon. Andrew tells me about how he doesn't cum.