Under The Floorboards

That newsboy cap! Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington! And Lane can't hold her liquor! We are back and are talking about s3, e19 "Keg! Max!"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!!!

Leggings! Sound financial advice! And curly fingernails! We are back and are talking about s3, e18 "Happy Birthday, Baby"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!!!

Voter fraud, "That Bitch, Rona", and the black hole of time that is Stars Hollow. We are back and are talking about s3, e17 "A Tale of Poes & Fire"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!!!

Elizabeth forgets she spent a good amount of time already discussing the horrifying new Cats remake. Once you pop, you can't stop. And Rob has learned not to take movie recommendations from Elizabeth. We are back and are talking about s3, e16 "The Big One"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!!

Picasso liked boobs. Extra breakfast. And the Nazi pope. We are back and are talking about s3, e15 "Face-Off"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Andy Warhol whispering. Can we deal with Lauren Graham as a blonde? And Jess has a point. We are back and are talking about s3, e14 "Swan Song"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Hamsters. The Council of Nicea not caring about our convenience. And Rory may be Yale-bound but doesn't understand how fax machines work. We are back and are talking about s3, e13 "Dear Emily and Richard"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

We have a... moment... about Thelma & Louise-era Brad Pitt. We get nostalgic about Norman Lear shows (again). And Elizabeth's husband makes a guest appearance with his ode to Service Merchandise. We are back and are talking about s3, e12 "Lorelai Out of Water"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

WE LOVE YOU MISS HANNIGAN! Gushing over Annie. Discussing corny 90s slang. And talking about how Madonna's "Express Yourself" was a feminist call-to-arms.  We are back and are talking about s3, e11 "I Solemnly Swear"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

The importance of the perfect winged eye. The real background of Betty Boop. And Rob hates Korn. We are back and are talking about s3, e10 "That'll Do, Pig "! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

We talk about Emma Stone's boobs, which people are on Rob's (unlaminated) list, and Elizabeth makes a horrible Dan Rather joke.  We are back and are talking about s3, e9 "A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Rob gets passionate about a CW show about teenage aliens. We talk about the about how supremely effective D.A.R.E was (sarcasm font). And Frank Lloyd Wright's butler did actually kill a bunch of people!  Rob and Elizabeth are back and are talking about s3, e8 "Let the Games Begin"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

You know Elizabeth is giddy and Rob is sad... but we've finally arrived at the long awaited, much loved DANCE MARATHON! We discuss how people feel about Dean's break up methods, Irish step-dancing, and how Shane is the true victim of this situation. Rob and Elizabeth are back and are talking about s3, e7 "They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Rand McNally wasn't just one person and they weren't all about maps. Quentin Tarantino feels ways about Uma Thurman's feet. And the not so Hitler-y origins of the word "Aryan". Rob and Elizabeth are back and are talking about s3, e6 "Take the Deviled Eggs"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Life kept us away from each other and our Girls, but WE'RE BACK! We spend alooooot of time talking about the history of HBO, Dawson's Creek's past with J.Crew, and Elizabeth gives you a Greek mythology book recommendation. Join us as we talk s3, e5 "Eight O'Clock at the Oasis"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Rob and Elizabeth gush over AS-P finally being crowned the queen we've always known she is. Elizabeth schools the uninitiated on the (maybe) 5th Beatles. And we talk about how Ozzy Osbourne's house was full of dog feces! Join us as we talk s3, e4 "One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Rob confesses his hatred of The Brady Bunch, Elizabeth has never seen The Karate Kid... and hopefully you'll still want to listen to Under the Floorboards after you learn these deep, dark secrets! Join us as we talk s3, e3 "Application Anxiety"! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Gushing about Weird Al Yankovic, gossiping about Olympic scandals, talking about what exactly constitutes a coddled egg... it's time for "Haunted Leg"! Join Elizabeth and Rob as the continue to fanperson over season 3! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Elizabeth and Rob are excited to start season 3 with "Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days"! We discuss our love for Designing Women, the return of Murphy Brown... and a surprisingly in-depth discussion about Monica Lewinsky, the #metoo movement, and accountability. It gets deep, y'all! Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!

Elizabeth and Rob are back in their groove with s2,e22 "I Can't Get Started". If you love Christopher, this might not be the episode for you... we don't sugarcoat our feelings for him. It's a time of celebration (and Patsy Cline), but we have feelings... lots of feelings. Enjoy and be on the lookout for our next episode, coming soon!