5 A.m. Coffee

 Remember when everything was better, before it sucked?https://archive.org/download/200816-pointless-nostalgia/200816%20Pointless%20Nostalgia.mp3

The youth of today... what's up with them?https://archive.org/download/200714-cranky-old-man/200714%20Cranky%20Old%20Man.mp3

Some sweet day, there will once again be in-person interaction between the peoples of this nation. But not today.https://archive.org/download/200703-pranks-road-trips-and-various-gripes/200703%20Pranks%2C%20Road%20Trips%2C%20and%20Various%20Gripes.mp3

What happened to timehttps://archive.org/download/200603-still-alive/200603%20Still%20Alive.mp3

The last 10 minutes or so of this is just incoherent gibberish.https://archive.org/download/200216agiantbarkmulchpile/200216%20A%20Giant%20Bark%20Mulch%20Pile.mp3

Never let the gloriousness of Casey's jacket be forgotten.https://archive.org/download/200220onesunnyday/200220%20One%20Sunny%20Day.mp3

Kids these days, y'know?https://archive.org/download/200126rainyeveningsandicedmacchiatos/200126%20Rainy%20Evenings%20and%20Iced%20Macchiatos.mp3

...frankly it's underwhelming so far.https://archive.org/download/200112abrandnewdecade/200112%20A%20Brand%20New%20Decade.mp3

It's confirmed, Casey did not fall off the face of the Earth. He just had a kid, that's all. https://archive.org/download/191224achristmasevecatchingup/191224%20A%20Christmas%20Eve%20Catching-Up.mp3

Remember that one time?https://archive.org/download/191020thattimewegotsomecoffee/191020%20That%20Time%20We%20Got%20Some%20Coffee.mp3

Jake hasn't slept in a long time.https://archive.org/download/191013sleepdeprivationisfun/191013%20Sleep%20Deprivation%20is%20Fun.mp3

How does Jack in the Box continue to operate franchises in this country https://archive.org/download/191006newpuppyandstrangerestaurants/191006%20New%20Puppy%20and%20Strange%20Restaurants.mp3

Apple cider sounds really good right now actuallyhttps://archive.org/download/190922thecaseyschooloffinance/190922%20The%20Casey%20School%20of%20Finance.mp3

Casey has returned from exile. Summer has ended. Pumpkin Spice Season is upon us. Half of the conversation about summer camp happenings wasn't actually recorded. It's a good day for coffee.https://archive.org/download/190904theseptemberofmyyears/190904%20The%20September%20of%20My%20Years.mp3

It's been a whilehttps://archive.org/download/190722butfirstsomeburritos/190722%20But%20First%2C%20Some%20Burritos.mp3

The Starbucks sandwich was honestly quite goodhttps://archive.org/download/190505ItsReallyHardToNameThese/190505%20It%27s%20Really%20Hard%20to%20Name%20These.mp3

It's so April out here you guyshttps://archive.org/download/190414AVeryAprilDay/190414%20A%20Very%20April%20Day.mp3

...and it feels great.https://archive.org/download/190331TheyBaldedJakesHead/190331They%20Balded%20Jake%27s%20Head.mp3

Ain't no going back now...https://archive.org/download/190324ThingsAndOtherThings/190324%20Things%2C%20and%20Other%20Things.mp3

Casey's kids developed a mysterious allergy this morning and instead of tending to that he did this so that should tell you where his priorities lie. Direct your hate mail accordingly.https://archive.org/download/190317TheMexicoDebrief/190317%20The%20Mexico%20Debrief.mp3