Lunch W/ The Schiavos

Speeding cars interrupt intimate conversations #cars #speed #intimacy

Juliana gets saved by a drunk and Chris gets saved by an Italian house painter. Spoiler alert for 1991 film Grand Canyon. #cityparks #alcoholics #paisans

Accuweather is Chris’ addiction. #weather #weatheralert #accuweather #mystrangeaddiction

Just some random celebrity encounters.

Juliana invents back stories for people based on the contents of their shopping carts. #sherlockholmes

Hair dramas, bad mullets and sunscreen ecstasy. #hair #mullets #sunscreen

Tax humor. Guys, tax humor. Hello?

The joys of shopping at Walmart. #walmart

Visiting a health food store. #wholefoods #nativesun #yeast

Turn Alexa OFF before listening. #alexa #petpeeves #af #poughkeepsie

Juliana is Lucille Ball to Chris’ Ricky Ricardo. #ilovelucy #waltdisney #perserverance

The strange characters we've run into at the gym. #fitness

The crazy decluttering process Chris and Juliana went through. #tidyingup #tidy #MarieKondo #minimalism

Parking tickets were a way of life when we lived in L.A..

Disney World trip recap. #disneyworld #familyvacation #happiestplaceonearth #imbroke

The agony and the ecstasy of taking family photos. #familyphoto #portraits #kidsphotography #dadfreephotos #comedy

Soccer season is here! Too bad Chris and Juliana have no idea what that means.

Adopting a cat. Who’s picking who? #cats #shelters #petshelters #animalshelters

The good, the bad, and the traumatizing when it comes to playing family board games. #boardgames #games #clue #battleship #psychotherapy

Chris and Juliana tell the story of how Chris proposed. #weddingrings #thetalk #venice