Dude, Nobody Cares.

Campy threatens to use the belt on his kiddo, Jake doesn't know about the internet, Tony Fish says he could kill a guy with the help of a crowd chant, Matt Reisz disappears from the podcast, Kaia says Cocomelon is for babies.Listen to the rest of the episode here https://www.patreon.com/dudenobodycarespodcast?fan_landing=true

Tony Fish says he could eat 300 oz. of steak with the help of a pep rally behind him.Sub to our Patreon here! https://www.patreon.com/dudenobodycarespodcast?fan_landing=true

Campy learns about a very specific dress code at the Gucci Man concert, Jake makes boss moves at a strip club, Tony Fish says he could eat 300 oz. of steak with the help of a pep rally, Travis tummy texts a baseball card model from the bedroom floor of the Pink Flamingo.

Campy buys a 12 pack of Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew, Jake isn't interested in TV theme songs, AJ talks about the burp perv bump in Youtube ratings.

Dude, we're talkin' political dating apps, boiled bluegill, student council presidents, bisque vs. soup, and a snapchat filter designed exclusively for military wives. (Episode description content may not apply to Patreon-less listeners.)

Dude, we're talkin' political dating apps, boiled bluegill, student council presidents, bisque vs. soup, and a snapchat filter designed exclusively for military wives. (Episode description content may not apply to Patreon-less listeners.)

Campy and Jake break down the diff 'tween pp, penis, dick, and cock. We also talked about Will Smith, Spotify vs. Apple Music, and some other shit, but I'm telling you if you guys aren't subscribed to the Patreon yet, you're super missing out! Website link posted below

Campy reveals his so basic, yet all-time favorite Pokémon, Jake says the stock market is fake, Bryan is out sick.Ep. 135 is presented by https://gvartwork.com/; use promo code "DUDE" to save 10% on all apparel!

Campy wants to play a high school student in the next Scream film, Jake says YouTubers are the downfall of society, Bryan used to work at a Mediterranean Chipotle.Ep. 134 is presented by https://gvartwork.com/; use promo code "DUDE" to save 10% on all apparel!

Campy is probably trolling, Bryan steals a toaster oven from Walmart, Jake takes a trip to Vermont with his brand new boys.Ep. 133 is presented by https://gvartwork.com/; use promo code "DUDE" to save 10% on all apparel!

Campy goes real life on this one, Jake conquers his four month dry spell, Bryan gets fired from the podcast (maybe). Be sure to practice timing out that nut bust, kings. Ep. 132 is presented by https://gvartwork.com/; use promo code "DUDE" to save 10% on all apparel!

Campy yearns for slow and sensual kisses, Jake sounds off on the Peruvian opioid crisis, Bryan slides through with a couple bottles of cream soda. Things got pretty vapetastic on this episode.Ep. 131 is presented by https://gvartwork.com/; use promo code "DUDE" to save 10% on all apparel!

Campy dirtied up the dudeio with a box of Apple Jacks, Jake says P.O.D. and Saliva are the same band, Bryan had sexual intercourse with a Britney Spears t-shirt.Ep. 130 is presented by https://gvartwork.com/; use promo code "DUDE" to save 10% on all apparel!

Campy gets a new promo code, Jake wants to sleep with the fire chief, Bryan refuses to choke a woman in public, Bill got press passes for NBA All-Star Weekend 2022.Want to keep listening? Visit https://www.patreon.com/dudenobodycarespodcast?fan_landing=true to hear more of today's episode!Ep. 129 is presented by GV Artwork; use promo code "DUDE" to save 10% on all apparel!

Campy's barber hooks him up with the Joe Burrow, Jake finally shows up on camera in style, Bryan better take his ass to Auto Zone and buy a new car battery. The future of this podcast looks promising. I think you guys are going to love this episode. - CampyWant to keep listening? Visit https://www.patreon.com/dudenobodycarespodcast?fan_landing=true to hear more of today's episode!Ep. 128 was presented by https://www.freestyleusa.com/: use promo code "DUDE" for 10% off of your entire order!

Guys, it's 3:15am, less than three hours before the episode release deadline and I just got the new ep uploaded. I'm too wrecked to type an episode description up. I had alot of trouble with my computer this week, almost lost the audio file, it's been stressful. Thankfully, the situation was handled just in time. I'm not going to lie, after being away for a year I feel I really need to break some rust off. I hope that you guys enjoy it, and thank you for sticking with us during our hiatus. I can't wait to catch up with the crew that is you, and get back into the swing of things!

Campy knows how to fix the Miami Dolphins, Kevin drops the best happy birthday three-namer we've heard in months, Jake wants our validation for bringing iced coffee to the podcast.

Campy's plants are dead, Kevin gets a job at Domino's Pizza, Jake gets back on the nicotine, Big Al Bureaucracy swings by to talk politics and the death of Rush Limbaugh.

Campy's gambling addiction is amplifying, Kevin watches Tenet, Jake's no nicotine kick finally catches up with him.

Campy hates college football, Kevin sports a brand new indie taboo look, Jake plans on "juuling" this weekend.